SPAM random annoying things

[Edmond]

Maybe try "Excuse me could you pass me a separator?" Ed?

No. fuck'em, they know the rules........cunts

 

[Raven]

It's basic queue etiquette to pass the separator.

 

[Edmond]

It's basic queue etiquette to pass the separator.

Exactly

 

[Lamp]

~These kitchen utensil containers - the ones with the holes in the sides so that all the frigging utensils slip out thru the sides. Takes 5 minutes to get the damn things back in. And the noise! Pain. In. The. Arse.

 

[Billargh]

too damn right on the Makachackalacka thing, damn annoying.

Love beating them more than most Newcastle now have ba/cisse up front too which is ace

Upgraded to a 4.5 star team now as well

Another one, how Match of the Day always shows the Newcastle match first, always fucking miss it.

 

[Yoni]

The name of the station not being read out so I miss my stop

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Not being able to find my shinpads and realising I probably left them on Clapham Common last weekend.

SHUT IT WIJ.

 

[old.user4556]

Football?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Looks like I'll be popping into SportsDirect on the way to work then, got 6 a side at lunchtime tomorrow. Bahs.

I guess it saves me cleaning the old ones though.

 

[MYstIC G]

Everything everywhere on the internet that can have a picture posted onto it by others ending up having a fucking meme on it.

 

[Gwadien]

The need to go out on your bike, then when you get back, the realisation that you can't walk for a bit.

 

[Calo]

When there's a traffic jam... ppl who are like 1cm of your car behind you... Seriously, everytime i want to get out and smash their head in. Idiots.

 

[Lamp]

UK's 2012 Eurovision entrant: 75 yr old Englebert Hyperdick

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934

 

[Gwadien]

UK's 2012 Eurovision entrant: 75 yr old Englebert Hyperdick

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934

I know where he lives, its a great house

 

[old.Tohtori]

The name will win it alone.z

 

[caLLous]

But we don't *want* to win it because then we have to host the shit the year after. :\

 

[old.user4556]

That awkward and somewhat annoying moment when you get a whiff of shite.

Is it on my shoe? Have I followed through? Is it my breath? Is it the guy sitting next to me?

 

[Mabs]

Everything everywhere on the internet that can have a picture posted onto it by others ending up having a fucking meme on it.

<sorry >

 

[Billargh]

That awkward and somewhat annoying moment when you get a whiff of shite.

Is it on my shoe? Have I followed through? Is it my breath? Is it the guy sitting next to me?

Somewhat related. While out for a jog doing laps of somewhere, lap 1 you dodge the dog turd, lap 2 you forget it was there, lap 3 someone has stepped in it. No time to stop and check! Was it me?

(turns out it wasn't me)

 

[old.user4556]

Everything everywhere on the internet that can have a picture posted onto it by others ending up having a fucking meme on it.

 

[TdC]

UK's 2012 Eurovision entrant: 75 yr old Englebert Hyperdick

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17222934

The song Humperdinck will perform has yet to be announced but the BBC said it would be recorded in London, Los Angeles and Nashville.
It will be written by Grammy award-winning producer Martin Terefe and Ivor Novello winner Sacha Skarbek, who co-wrote James Blunt hit You're Beautiful.

so....it's going to suck balls, eh?

 

[MYstIC G]

*stuff*

Not mad, it's just it's like when a song is overplayed, they're everywhere.

*stuff*

Fucker, lol

 

[Lamp]

Irish dancing. All that diddly-dee Riverdance bollocks.

 

[Wij]

Not being able to find my shinpads and realising I probably left them on Clapham Common last weekend.

SHUT IT WIJ.

 

[Job]

Getting on a train and bumping into some friend of a friend you hardly know and being forced into some painful small talk for the whole journey when you just wanted to mong out.

 

[caLLous]

Gah I don't like agreeing with Job but I've been in that exact situation. Except I bumped into him on the platform and then my heart sank through said platform as it dawned on me that we were going to be on the same 2 hour train journey.

 

[Aoami]

my bank (nordea) using java applets for everything online. they ALWAYS crash.

 

[Lamp]

My bank trying to convince me that their poxy 2.01% ISA is better than a 3.85% fixed rate 1 yr bond. Cue Victor Meldrew.

 

[Scouse]

There's a 2.01% ISA? Wow. What's the point of a savings account which pays less than inflation?


Anyway. I find dancing ginger people annoying - especially when they should be stretching:

 

[Lamp]

lol....now the Prime Minister of Jamaica is saying GB should pay compensation for the years of slavery