SPAM random annoying things

[Edmond]

Not annoying but didn't want to start a new thread...... I am stressed to fuck so much so two weeks ago I was in a place I didn't like... Part of the stress is work related 'surprise audit' ..... Big corporations love to do this and normally I put my head down and work like a dog... I did this again but this time it was more of an uphill struggle to get moving rather than procrastinate.... Yesterday I was sadly reminded that in the great scheme of things this audit means nothing as I heard the saddest news that a young lady whi I worked with for 8 years was found dead in her bed by her 7 year old daughter aged 33, cause still not confirmed but suspected heart issues....today I am not stressed, I actually don't care about the audit anymore... It's a crying shame and I feel ashamed that it took a tragedy like this for me to pull my head out of my arse and remember there are far more important things in life and I should remember each day not to be consumed by the corporation ;/

Don't know what to say other than.....

 

[CorNokZ]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aorfvyQacY

MAJOR nostalgia! That was my first GameBoy game. Played that day in and day out. Good times...

 

[TdC]

Not annoying but didn't want to start a new thread...... I am stressed to fuck so much so two weeks ago I was in a place I didn't like... Part of the stress is work related 'surprise audit' ..... Big corporations love to do this and normally I put my head down and work like a dog... I did this again but this time it was more of an uphill struggle to get moving rather than procrastinate.... Yesterday I was sadly reminded that in the great scheme of things this audit means nothing as I heard the saddest news that a young lady whi I worked with for 8 years was found dead in her bed by her 7 year old daughter aged 33, cause still not confirmed but suspected heart issues....today I am not stressed, I actually don't care about the audit anymore... It's a crying shame and I feel ashamed that it took a tragedy like this for me to pull my head out of my arse and remember there are far more important things in life and I should remember each day not to be consumed by the corporation ;/

while I agree that reality checks are sometimes for the good, that situation is particularly harsh chin up Yoni!

 

[Yoni]

Dreadful situation particularly for her daughter as she is at an age where this event if left uncared for could put her on a path I'd rather not think about, but think also for the rest of the team she worked in who sat next to an empty desk yesterday...also awful and needs proper handling....

 

[old.Tohtori]

Kept tossing and turning all night, couldn't really sleep, something felt definetaly wrong and i couldn't relly figure it out. So i got up, walked around a bit, then sat down with a heavy tired sigh. Just as i did it was like the floodgates opened and every single childhood nightmare, every broken dream, every painful moment of my life came pouring out. All i could do was cry and try to hold on and when it finally was over the only thing i could think of is "F*cking last time i mix currytuna with chili noodles."

 

[Poag]

Having been skiing for a week. The worst injury i received being a bruise accross my chest and right arm from falling off and hitting a ski.

My back is wrecked by a bloody 8 hour coach transfer.

Ow

 

[old.user4556]

Coach transfers are the worst bit of skiing.

I fell on my camera (which was around my neck) which left a lovely Sony NEX shaped bruise. It looked like a tattoo that bodhi would get.

 

[Gwadien]

Why when you hear 'trolling' in the media it's pronounced 'trol-in'? It's troll-ing

 

[old.user4556]

Troht-ling

 

[old.Tohtori]

Depends, if you do it verbally it's called trollingus.

In any case, media version of trolling is just wrong in somany levels anyway. Just insulting someone isn't trolling for example.

 

[CorNokZ]

It comes from the ancient latin verb Trollinititus

 

[Gwadien]

Depends, if you do it verbally it's called trollingus.

In any case, media version of trolling is just wrong in somany levels anyway. Just insulting someone isn't trolling for example.

I think we should setup up some interviews with you.


Start off with a talking seal.

 

[Scouse]

*seel

 

[old.user4556]

TROLL!

 

[old.Tohtori]

*seel

This. Seals don't type you silly @Gwadien

 

[Ormorof]

major manflu has hit me (with little sympathy from the missus) and I start a new job tomorrow noooo

 

[TdC]

good luck chumlar

 

[georgie]

Having been skiing for a week. The worst injury i received being a bruise accross my chest and right arm from falling off and hitting a ski.

I had to re-read that, I thought you said you'd bruised your chest and your arm fell off.

As far as injuries go that one would be right up there tbf.

 

[sayward]

major manflu has hit me (with little sympathy from the missus) and I start a new job tomorrow noooo

Oh dear. Not good. Hope it's not like mine. 10 days and still feel ghastly. Years since I've felt like this.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh dear. Not good. Hope it's not like mine. 10 days and still feel ghastly. Years since I've felt like this.

Like a man? Since it's manflu?

Not that i'm judging here!

 

[sayward]

Like a man? Since it's manflu?

Not that i'm judging here!

Man flu cos I caught it from a man?

 

[Moriath]

Man flu cos I caught it from a man?

But then it becomes woman flu and a lot less severe

 

[CorNokZ]

Woman flu is hardly to be considered being ill

 

[TdC]

in the supermarket just now I overheard two conversations:

two girls: one told the other that while sexing she'd came so hard she popped a vein in her eye.
two guys: one told the other his daughter wasn't allowed to visit him any more.

I just wanted some ice cream ffs :-(

 

[TdC]

just read the lyrics to "fourfiveseconds" by Rihanna, Kanye West and Sir Macca. why do I do these things to myself?

 

[Moriath]

in the supermarket just now I overheard two conversations:

two girls: one told the other that while sexing she'd came so hard she popped a vein in her eye.
two guys: one told the other his daughter wasn't allowed to visit him any more.

I just wanted some ice cream ffs :-(

Would she please come make me cum so hard that I pop a vein in my japs eye.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Man flu cos I caught it from a man?

While cute, female logic does not apply here

japs eye.

Thaaaat's racist. (too much cinemasins )

 

[leggy]

2hr commutes on motorways full of cunts to offices full of cunts .

 

[Raven]

Rearranging all your plans to suit someone else for a work trip then finding out a couple of days before that it needs to be changed yet again.

 

[old.user4556]

Cunts that don't take an extra 5 seconds to Google something to find out if it's complete and total bollocks before sharing it on Facebook as fact.

Exhibit a (attached to a status update as "zomfg guyz, i heard this happened to my mate's mate's mate - PLEASE SHARE")

Warning..!!!!

Recently we parked in a public car park. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on the rear window of the car. When I took it off after I got home, it was a receipt for petrol. Luckily my friend told me not to stop as it could be someone waiting for me to get out of the car. Then we received this email yesterday.

WARNING FROM POLICE
THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND MEN

BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE -- A NEW WAY TO DO CAR-JACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)!

Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating... You walk across the car park, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine put it into reverse.

When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you stop and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view.

When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car-jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off.

They practically run you over as they speed off in your car.

And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car.

So now the car-jacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!

BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.

A load of bullshite that's been circulating around the internetz for over a decade.