SPAM random annoying things

[TdC]

Pro-Tip: It's not the moustache

Maybe. I am feeling a bit old atm

Fatty

Oh, come on! Italians just stick random size labels in their clothes! Everyone knows that!

 

[russell]

NSFW
http://twitter.com/mybeautous/status/532898333157625856/photo/1

 

[CorNokZ]

Chrome crashing on my phone after I updated it.

"Chrome has stopped working" - well make it work then, stupid phone and/or Google!

 

[TdC]

NSFW
http://twitter.com/mybeautous/status/532898333157625856/photo/1

2/10 WNB.

 

[Scouse]

Think this is the first time I've ever posted a facebook link. Not even sure if it'll work. But it was sent me, so it should work for you

 

[TdC]

I don't have any whisky. How can I not have any whisky? I'm 50% Scots ffs

 

[Moriath]

I don't have any whisky. How can I not have any whisky? I'm 50% Scots ffs

Cause your growing that poor excuse for a tache

 

[TdC]

 

[Moriath]

See no tache on that smilie

 

[fettoken]

Poor try to compensate with Selleck - clearly not working.

 

[CorNokZ]

2/10 WNB.

Fuck off, that's just because of her name! I bet she is a ton of fun in the sack!

 

[Raven]

She makes me a little sick on my mouth. Everything about her looks like it is made of plastic, even her personality.

 

[TdC]

Fuck off, that's just because of her name! I bet she is a ton of fun in the sack!

She comes across as a vapid, inconsiderate egomaniac, like all of the "socialite celebs". While tonnes of people evidently enjoy her antics and contribute to her lifestyle, I'm not one of them. Come to think of that, I don't watch (or own) a TV, so it's kind of hard to "keep up"

 

[TdC]

OT: large companies who *email* you a PDF, that you have to *print*, fill in, and send back as snail mail. Dudes, fire your IT exec right away, he's costing you a shitload of money.

 

[Edmond]

OT: large companies who *email* you a PDF, that you have to *print*, fill in, and send back as snail mail. Dudes, fire your IT exec right away, he's costing you a shitload of money.

I can never get them to print out at full size, so its always little boxes to fill in.

Its probably me though

 

[Bodhi]

Getting ID'ed for a packet of cigarettes when I am

a) 34
b) in the grips of male pattern baldness
c) in possession of a big bushy beard

Apparently I am babyfaced......with a big bushy beard.

 

[Gwadien]

Getting ID'ed for a packet of cigarettes when I am

a) 34
b) in the grips of male pattern baldness
c) in possession of a big bushy beard

Apparently I am babyfaced......with a big bushy beard.

I was told the other day if you asked to be ID'D - even like 'AW I'm offended' you have to provide ID.

Haha

 

[old.Tohtori]

I was told the other day if you asked to be ID'D - even like 'AW I'm offended' you have to provide ID.

Haha

Need proof of age = id. How is this news? Is this one of your island traditions that's weird

 

[DaGaffer]

OT: large companies who *email* you a PDF, that you have to *print*, fill in, and send back as snail mail. Dudes, fire your IT exec right away, he's costing you a shitload of money.

Bane of my life recently (with mortgage applications etc.) but I'm surprised at you, working for a bank, you should know better, PDFs are never usually the IT Depts' idea. I'm working on a transition project right now, the current site is full of PDFs and I'm not allowed to do anything about it for various reasons. As soon as the new site is live and I own it, those PDFs are gone.

 

[old.user4556]

Just browsing some porn, alt+tab, when a wild @TdC appeared.

Dude, stop watching me!?!

 

[Gwadien]

Need proof of age = id. How is this news? Is this one of your island traditions that's weird

I mean, you know how old people go 'aren't you going to ID me? I look 18!' If people say that then the bar/shop staff are then obliged to ask for ID then if they fail to produce them they can't sell to them, even if they look 80.

 

[Olgaline]

Getting ID'ed for a packet of cigarettes when I am

a) 34
b) in the grips of male pattern baldness
c) in possession of a big bushy beard

Apparently I am babyfaced......with a big bushy beard.

That is not annoying! Thats a compliment!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I mean, you know how old people go 'aren't you going to ID me? I look 18!' If people say that then the bar/shop staff are then obliged to ask for ID then if they fail to produce them they can't sell to them, even if they look 80.

Oh right sorry, misunderstood

 

[TdC]

Just browsing some porn, alt+tab, when a wild @TdC appeared.

Dude, stop watching me!?!

View attachment 21326

You can't see my hands! You have no idea what I'm doing!




















(I'm fapping)

 

[TdC]

Bane of my life recently (with mortgage applications etc.) but I'm surprised at you, working for a bank, you should know better, PDFs are never usually the IT Depts' idea. I'm working on a transition project right now, the current site is full of PDFs and I'm not allowed to do anything about it for various reasons. As soon as the new site is live and I own it, those PDFs are gone.

hehe I was hoping my imaginary IT exec would be able to do as you're doing. You're right though: thank, err, EVERYTHING I am an SME of something very infrastructural and obscure.

I feel your pain re mortgage docs! My first time ever I had to use a fax. It was terrible

 

[Billargh]

Mayonnaise. That shit's on everything and it tastes like total arse.

 

[caLLous]

You shut your goddamn mouth. Mayonnaise is lovely.

 

[Olgaline]

Mayonnaise. That shit's on everything and it tastes like total arse.

obviously, you're not getting the right(real) stuff

 

[TdC]

One of my fantasies is shitting mayonnaise on everything!


wait....what?

 

[caLLous]

Yeah I *bet* the white stuff dripping out of your arse is mayonnaise.