SPAM random annoying things

[old.Tohtori]

You shut your goddamn mouth. Mayonnaise is lovely.

I prefer Aioli, basically the same stuff though

 

[TdC]

Yeah I *bet* the white stuff dripping out of your arse is mayonnaise.

it's actually a parasite I picked up

 

[caLLous]

I prefer Aioli, basically the same stuff though

Yeah, I guess. In that they're both white. Aioli has stacks of garlic in though, which (normal) mayonnaise doesn't.

 

[MYstIC G]

it's actually a parasite I picked up

Harsh nickname for @Trem especially given that you clearly gave him sex0r

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, I guess. In that they're both white. Aioli has stacks of garlic in though, which (normal) mayonnaise doesn't.

Which is why i prefer it. Regular mayo, while fine, is a bit bland'ish for my taste.

 

[Trem]

Harsh nickname for @Trem especially given that you clearly gave him sex0r

 

[TdC]

yes, @Trem is indeed a taker @MYstIC G

 

[Trem]

yes, @Trem is indeed a taker @MYstIC G

I'm both you liar, you have never gone without

 

[TdC]

you cried when I asked "is it in yet"

 

[old.user4556]

So I'm driving home, quiet motorway, set the cruise control to 75 mph and sit in the inside lane. I approach a 3 series quite quickly who must be doing at least 15mph less than me so I indicate and overtake. About 2 minutes later I see the headlights of the 3 series start to catch me up, so he overtakes me and then pulls back in (I'm doing 75 mph still, cruise control on) then he starts to slow down.

At this point, I'm like 'wtf' as I start to catch him up quite quickly (he's sped up to around 80 at least to pass me, then pulled back in and doing under 70 mph) and I drift into the outside lane and overtake him again. This time I stay in the outside lane a bit longer, then pull back in (all the time, still doing 75 mph). The fucking cunt speeds up, overtakes me and does the same fucking thing again.

Hey cunt face, learn to fucking drive on a motorway and pay cunting attention to your speed*. You cunt.

Edit: I should add, I switched off cruise, put the foot down to 100 mph and sped off.


















* probable irony

 

[Gwadien]

Why nae stay in the outside lane?

 

[TdC]

Funny that reminds me of the time some cunt in one of the bigger BMW's (no offence btw) decided to mess with me while I was in my 'lickl VW Polo. He'd overtake me, and then slow to the point where I'd have to overtake him. At that point he'd speed up and keep directly beside me until I gave up my overtaking attempt. Since the Polo only had 90ish horses, and I had no intention of going over 135kph, or 15km over the speed limit, he could do this quite easily in his 6cyl. At one point I actually slowed to about 100kph, and he just slowed with me. I suppose it was a huge laugh or whatever. I notice that nobody fucks about when I'm in the GT, even though it's certainly not the fastest car. Maybe people are scared of Italian cars?

 

[Moriath]

Funny that reminds me of the time some cunt in one of the bigger BMW's (no offence btw) decided to mess with me while I was in my 'lickl VW Polo. He'd overtake me, and then slow to the point where I'd have to overtake him. At that point he'd speed up and keep directly beside me until I gave up my overtaking attempt. Since the Polo only had 90ish horses, and I had no intention of going over 135kph, or 15km over the speed limit, he could do this quite easily in his 6cyl. At one point I actually slowed to about 100kph, and he just slowed with me. I suppose it was a huge laugh or whatever. I notice that nobody fucks about when I'm in the GT, even though it's certainly not the fastest car. Maybe people are scared of Italian cars?

Scared the Italian car is gonna disintegrate if you push it over 5k revs more like lol

 

[old.user4556]

Bob Geldof.

Fuck off with you self-serving Band Aid shite.

 

[Bodhi]

Bob Geldof.

Fuck off with you self-serving Band Aid shite.

Just reminds me.of Bono and his "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies".

"Well stop clapping your fucking hands then" came the reply.

 

[TdC]

Scared the Italian car is gonna disintegrate if you push it over 5k revs more like lol

 

[Yoni]

Being asked what the date was when up until that point I had successfully compartmentalised the fact it's my dads birthday.... and I miss him more than most people know....

 

[Moriath]

Being asked what the date was when up until that point I had successfully compartmentalised the fact it's my dads birthday.... and I miss him more than most people know....

Awh hug. I know the feeling. Still get that . And Xmas etc thirteen years on. Chin up.

 

[sayward]

Huge spider! Needed a pint glass to go over it. Yuk.

 

[Himse]

'I'll tell the landlord that he can have the drawings by lunch time'

'I need longer than that'

'Ok, I'll tell him lunch time'

 

[CorNokZ]

Slackers who can't get shit done by lunch time

 

[Himse]

FU @CorNokZ !11

 

[Gwadien]

'I'll tell the landlord that he can have the drawings by lunch time'

'I need longer than that'

'Ok, I'll tell him lunch time'

 

[Himse]

You guys do some impressive work at University now days!

 

[fettoken]

you cried when I asked "is it in yet"

Sure it wasn't "her" asking the same thing?

 

[Moriath]

Sure it wasn't "her" asking the same thing?

@TdC was the meat in a @fettoken and an anonymous female sandwich with everyone asking is It in yet?

Lol

 

[Scouse]

BBC proof-readers:

Wigan could sack new manager Malky Mackay should ongoing in "protected" the club against an FA investigation into new boss Malky Mackay.

That's a headline...

 

[mooSe_]

temp agencies telling me I have work then changing their minds at the last minute

 

[Hawkwind]

So I'm driving home, quiet motorway, set the cruise control to 75 mph and sit in the inside lane. I approach a 3 series quite quickly who must be doing at least 15mph less than me so I indicate and overtake. About 2 minutes later I see the headlights of the 3 series start to catch me up, so he overtakes me and then pulls back in (I'm doing 75 mph still, cruise control on) then he starts to slow down.

At this point, I'm like 'wtf' as I start to catch him up quite quickly (he's sped up to around 80 at least to pass me, then pulled back in and doing under 70 mph) and I drift into the outside lane and overtake him again. This time I stay in the outside lane a bit longer, then pull back in (all the time, still doing 75 mph). The fucking cunt speeds up, overtakes me and does the same fucking thing again.

Hey cunt face, learn to fucking drive on a motorway and pay cunting attention to your speed*. You cunt.

Edit: I should add, I switched off cruise, put the foot down to 100 mph and sped off.


















* probable irony

Heard of unmarked police cars doing this to provoke people into speeding.

 

[sayward]

£900 today for 4 new tyres; 2 worn ones but other 2 because of a huge bulge on 1. Because of a pot hole! Aargh! On top of £770 for 'gum surgery' when we are stony broke after house move. Not happy.