SPAM random annoying things

[Fweddy]

It's true

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I've been single for a while so I joined an online dating site. After filling in the personality test it came back with the girl they thought I'd be most compatible with. She was a prostitute.

"Hey Fweddy, after getting to know you better we've decided you'd be better off giving up on dating and just paying for sex"

Added quote. Too good to be forgotten.

 

[Scouse]

Science saying I'm right, annoyingly

 

[Fweddy]

Thanks Wazz, I'd hate to forget something like that.

 

[Lamp]

I've been single for a while so I joined an online dating site. After filling in the personality test it came back with the girl they thought I'd be most compatible with. She was a prostitute.

"Hey Fweddy, after getting to know you better we've decided you'd be better off giving up on dating and just paying for sex"

And thats a bad thing because?

- No emotional ties
- Sex anytime you want
- A gf is a glorified prostitute anyway: you give her money to buy shit, you buy her stuff, dinner, she demands stuff, and when she goes out you still surf internet porn then delete your browser history

 

[old.Tohtori]

- A gf is a glorified prostitute anyway:

I disagree with that utterly, completely and 100% without a doubt. Atleast with a prostitute you're quaranteed sex.

 

[old.user4556]

And thats a bad thing because?

- No emotional ties
- Sex anytime you want
- A gf is a glorified prostitute anyway: you give her money to buy shit, you buy her stuff, dinner, she demands stuff, and when she goes out you still surf internet porn then delete your browser history

Never a truer word spoken . I jokingly said to my mates that if I was single again, I'd simply use escorts. There is an element of truth to it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Verifying payment, then getting a day later a mail to "verify payment"

 

[DaGaffer]

It's true

Might be worth trying a different dating site; maybe one that doesn't include the words "hot slutz" in the title.

 

[Wij]

Parts of that post weren't directly at you, just general.

Omgz !!!!

ADIM
ADIMN

HE MENTIONED GENERAL !!!!

Tgats racist

 

[Aoami]

And thats a bad thing because?

- No emotional ties
- Sex anytime you want
- A gf is a glorified prostitute anyway: you give her money to buy shit, you buy her stuff, dinner, she demands stuff, and when she goes out you still surf internet porn then delete your browser history

well reminded, must delete history.

edit - especially as i used her laptop

 

[CorNokZ]

Having to take the bus to and from school. Furthermore there is a retard and his gf sitting behind me, him repeating "puha" over and over with his gf laughing every time he does so. It is an old sketch from a Danish comedian and it is just not funny anymore.. 5 minutes of this already and I have a thirty minute ride!

 

[TdC]

Omgz !!!!

ADIM
ADIMN

HE MENTIONED GENERAL !!!!

Tgats racist

General Racist! or a Racist General!!!

 

[Wij]

Omgzor!!!!

Now tbc is mocking my hurt of feelingss &

I wil reorpt you to the debes!

 

[old.Tohtori]

General Racist! or a Racist General!!!

I'm much higher in the ranks

 

[Zarjazz]

paper cuts

 

[CorNokZ]

Having to take the bus to and from school. Furthermore there is a retard and his gf sitting behind me, him repeating "puha" over and over with his gf laughing every time he does so. It is an old sketch from a Danish comedian and it is just not funny anymore.. 5 minutes of this already and I have a thirty minute ride!

btw when I was almost at the end of my ride and I was fed up with it I turned around and told him to stfu.. Turned out he actually was retarded and his girlfriend too! Felt like a horrible person and the other people on the bus thought the same

 

[Aoami]

btw when I was almost at the end of my ride and I was fed up with it I turned around and told him to stfu.. Turned out he actually was retarded and his girlfriend too! Felt like a horrible person and the other people on the bus thought the same

HAHAHAHAHAHA thats too funny

 

[fettoken]

CorNokZ, i am proud.

 

[ileks]

Sounds like a Ricky Gervais moment

 

[Scouse]

So, did you just snap and go "stfu" or did you turn round and say "would you mind not doing that please?" (or something equivalent)?

If it's the former, you're actually a bigger cunt than you realise

 

[Lamp]

People in shops etc calling you "boss". I fucking hate that.

I'm not your boss, your mate, your pal, and don't even think of calling me fella or I'll come round your house and skull fuck your sister. Its "Sir" or nothing. Actually, "Sir" just reminds me that I look over 90. If you have to call me anything, I suppose "mate" will do. But don't think we're gonna have a beer or anything. It just sex, ok. And no, I'm not giving you my personal phone number.

 

[Aoami]

i like it when people (usually turks) call me boss, or the classic "my friend"

 

[Ch3tan]

I use boss, mate, fell - however I also use sir and madam. It depends on the person you are talking to.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

You're all "cunts" to me.

 

[Aoami]

do you say "enjoy, my fren" after youve sold them something?

 

[Lamp]

10 years ago you never had this "boss" bollocks.

Its in the last 10 years or so, which has seen unparalleled immigration, rising crime (I don't care what the Home Office stats say, crime HAS risen and the streets are demonstrably less safe now), accession to the EU by debt-ridden Balkan & Eastern European countries, institutional corruption of MPs and the media, a police "service" castrated and hand-cuffed by beaurocracy and touchy-feely, politically correct, health and safety numpies who have no idea whats going on on the streets, an underclass dependent on fiddling as much benefits out of the welfare system, hapless councils, punitive fuel levies, and a series of governments lead by politicians with no experience, backbone, or empathy with the ordinary man.

 

[Ch3tan]

do you say "enjoy, my fren" after youve sold them something?

chilli sauce boss?

 

[Ch3tan]

Oh bollocks Lamp, it's just an evolution of language and a friendly way of addressing someone. Same as sir, bro, friend, mate etc

 

[Lamp]

Yeah I know that, you young scamp. I just don't like it. Showing my age, thats all.