SPAM random annoying things

[Raven]

I have two sheds. Two fucking sheds!

 

[DaGaffer]

Is it Candy Crush Saga themed?

That's a...fucking brilliant idea. Heh, just noticed Mr. Benn from the BW days has got a Producer job at King.com. FREE STUFF!!!!

 

[Billargh]

Or just send people requests on Facebook, also FREE STUFF.

 

[Gwadien]

Getting woken up at 4am by your flat mate beating someone up outside your room.

Then getting woken up by cricketers at 10 in the morning, clapping every time someone breathes.

 

[Moriath]

Your a student what are you doing asleep at 4 am

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why was he beating someone up?

 

[Gwadien]

Why was he beating someone up?

Females.

 

[Raven]

Should have covered yourself in chocolate and gone to "help"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Females.

Ah right, someone didn't pretend to like shoes.

 

[CorNokZ]

When ever my gf starts giving me shit I just casually mention shoes and I'm off the hook. It's like their minds stop functioning normally when shoes are mentioned

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's like their minds stop functioning normally when shoes are mentioned

You forgot your full stop, guess she's not the only one

 

[MYstIC G]

When ever my gf starts giving me shit I just casually mention shoes and I'm off the hook. It's like their minds stop functioning normally when shoes are mentioned

You're welcome!

 

[Billargh]

Car passed it's MOT today, advisory on many things though, apparently I'd be best off getting rid before it's due its next one.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Blizzard putting all games on downtime at the same time.

 

[sayward]

I've just been done for speeding! Bollox. A fixed camera that I always crawl past because I know it's there. So how does that work?

 

[sayward]

Then I tried to empty the contents of my Dyson into a carrier bag and tipped the lot on the carpet I had just swept!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well you're having a great day

Puppy?

 

[Billargh]

I've just been done for speeding! Bollox. A fixed camera that I always crawl past because I know it's there. So how does that work?

Exact same thing happened to me a couple of years ago, speed cameras at a crossroads that I always crawl past, probably quite dangerous cause I'm looking at my speedo more than where I'm going. Got caught doing 36 there apparently D:

 

[sayward]

Exact same thing happened to me a couple of years ago, speed cameras at a crossroads that I always crawl past, probably quite dangerous cause I'm looking at my speedo more than where I'm going. Got caught doing 36 there apparently D:

Yes they reckon 40 in a 30 limit. If it'd said 70 in a 50 I might've agreed!

 

[ileks]

You really do get some idiotic cyclists in London. The vast majority are fine, it's the ones usually on Boris or retro bikes from the 1960s that do my head in. I was just walking through London Fields which has two entrances right next to each other. One is for cyclists and one for pedestrians. Some tosser came wizzing through the pedestrian one and nearly hit a toddler on one of those little scooter things. Luckily the kid stopped but it could have been horrible.

 

[sayward]

Exact same thing happened to me a couple of years ago, speed cameras at a crossroads that I always crawl past, probably quite dangerous cause I'm looking at my speedo more than where I'm going. Got caught doing 36 there apparently D:

Rang to query this and it was a handheld speedgun. So he must've been hiding cos nowadays they are usually in those awful fluorescent coats. Reckon it must've been after the 30 limit where it goes up to 50 so I'd be blissfully accelerating.

 

[Overdriven]

Need a USB stick (Bootable). Have 3. Saw one earlier, can't find any of them now.

Gah.

 

[soze]

I've just been done for speeding! Bollox. A fixed camera that I always crawl past because I know it's there. So how does that work?

You might find you had something on your mind and you were just following traffic and sped past it?

 

[Raven]

Dropping a glass of wine on my flagstone kitchen floor. It vapourised. Tiny bits of glass all over the place.

 

[old.user4556]

Dropping a glass of wine on my flagstone kitchen floor. It vapourised. Tiny bits of glass all over the place.

Just get your servant to sort it out then!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Dropping a glass of wine on my flagstone kitchen floor. It vapourised. Tiny bits of glass all over the place.

Cover the area in flour, vacuum up the flour, best way to make sure all the bits are out

 

[Raven]

Just get your servant to sort it out then!

I would do but the cow just laughed

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sob stories. I don't mind listening to something that happened, i can be supportive of it and can understand the pain if the issue is current and/or relevant, but just crying about something that happened sometime in the past, for no reason other then to cry about it and -especially- to get sympathy/attention is just get on tits worthy.

Not that i'm saying that to the friend who just had a sobstory moment, but, you know

 

[sayward]

Sob stories. I don't mind listening to something that happened, i can be supportive of it and can understand the pain if the issue is current and/or relevant, but just crying about something that happened sometime in the past, for no reason other then to cry about it and -especially- to get sympathy/attention is just get on tits worthy.

Not that i'm saying that to the friend who just had a sobstory moment, but, you know

Wow!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Wow!

Which part?