SPAM random annoying things

[Scouse]

People who sit there and sniff all the fucking time instead of getting a tissue.

You end up constantly blowing your nose and it interferes with your job and ends up making the skin around your nose really fucking sore.

When you're streaming you're producing snot at a rate that no amount of nose blowing deals with for more than 30 seconds. Sniff FTW - it's the correct biological response after all.

 

[leggy]

Stick some cotton wool up there nosebleed style.

 

[Lakih]

You end up constantly blowing your nose and it interferes with your job and ends up making the skin around your nose really fucking sore.

When you're streaming you're producing snot at a rate that no amount of nose blowing deals with for more than 30 seconds. Sniff FTW - it's the correct biological response after all.

Use proper (good quality) tissues and you don't get the sore skin.

 

[Scouse]

Use proper (good quality) tissues and you don't get the sore skin.

You'd have to keep about 20 of them on you when you're streaming, and put them all in a gooey pocket when you're done.

Sniffing for the win.

 

[Raven]

Or you could put them in the bin like normal people.

 

[Edmond]

Everything went just as expected and he is all sorted out now

great news

 

[Scouse]

Or you could put them in the bin like normal people.

Didn't read thoroughly. I thought he meant hankies. And yep, you do get a sore nose from tissues.

Plus - you have to snot into tissues. Blow hard, loud and catch a bag of mucus. Worse than sniffing tbh.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Use proper (good quality) tissues and you don't get the sore skin.

Speaking of masturbation experience?

 

[Lakih]

Speaking of masturbation experience?

That would be your area of expertise, not mine.

 

[Moriath]

Hankies are so much more environmentally friendly than tissues I hate all the throw way stuff we have today.

 

[Gwadien]

Shit flatmate with shit mates who come and pull out the pin from the fire extinguisher bang, £25 fine, twice now, first time he paid now he's refusing, same mates steal food from the kitchen as does he.

Shit phone that crashes when you open Google Chrome, mum and brother have same phone, same issues, sorry @Bodhi but don't get the Sony Xperia Sp, it's just dog shit, my HTC Wildfire S was better.

Shit Pc with shit Scan dealing with it, whos tracking system doesn't work and never has done by the looks of things, said they'd keep me updated and havent done.

I'm having a shit time with first world problems at the minute, I need to go on a gap year to Birmingham to put things into prospective.

 

[Scouse]

Flatmate problems *should* be sorted in 2nd year.

Ring Scan for an update.

Sony are a bit cack, but two fixes out of 3 ain't bad.

 

[Raven]

I hate to be that bloke but "I told you so" RE the phone. All Sony phones are utter tat.

 

[leggy]

I hate it when shit explodes on the way to the office:

 

[caLLous]

I hate it when shit explodes on the way to the office:

I read that before the youtube preview loaded and though you had the runs.

I'd love to see a picture of that truck after all of that. Or what's left of it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Always fun to see, normally white folk, stand around while heavy metal cylinders fly around, until the -next- explosion and then they slowly back away.

All credit to the ballsy and steady camerawork, i wouldn't

 

[caLLous]

Well the video has obviously been stabilised (look at the text dancing around in the bottom right corner) but yeah, I would not be that close. Just look at that cylinder that goes hoofing around near that police car at the end.

 

[DaGaffer]

Shit flatmate with shit mates who come and pull out the pin from the fire extinguisher bang, £25 fine, twice now, first time he paid now he's refusing, same mates steal food from the kitchen as does he.

Is it campus accommodation? If it is just grass him up, they won't let him graduate the year if he has fines, happened to a mate of mine (although in his case the damage wasn't really his fault - badly assembled cupboard that he broke, but in the end he had to cough up anyway). As for this knobhead, take a shit in his bed. The arsehole we had in my house in the first year was Palestinian, and he was a regular food thief as well, so I repackaged a bunch of Bernard Matthews Turkey Hamwiches as a regular burgers. Then told him afterwards. Cunt.

 

[Raven]

I bet he loved them though

 

[leggy]

Well the BBC has officially dropped its standards further and is one step away from becoming The Sun:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26650621

In response to a recently scrapped TESCO advertising campaign for milk after they used a breed of cow exclusively bred for meat in the posters, the beeb said:

"The mistake has led to people on the social-networking site Twitter venting their beef with the supermarket."

....

My response: "Take your puns and scientifically inaccurate reporting and die"

 

[leggy]

Oh and someone needs to give the BBC reporters a fucking lesson in the use of squared brackets. I swear the prolific use of them on the website is consistently incorrect.

 

[Raven]

...and spelling and grammar.

The BBC news site is staffed by morons, always has been.

 

[Bodhi]

Shit flatmate with shit mates who come and pull out the pin from the fire extinguisher bang, £25 fine, twice now, first time he paid now he's refusing, same mates steal food from the kitchen as does he.

Shit phone that crashes when you open Google Chrome, mum and brother have same phone, same issues, sorry @Bodhi but don't get the Sony Xperia Sp, it's just dog shit, my HTC Wildfire S was better.

Shit Pc with shit Scan dealing with it, whos tracking system doesn't work and never has done by the looks of things, said they'd keep me updated and havent done.

I'm having a shit time with first world problems at the minute, I need to go on a gap year to Birmingham to put things into prospective.

Two seconds on Google can fix that quite easily - http://talk.sonymobile.com/t5/Xperia-SP/chrome-browser-and-keyboard-issues/m-p/450111#M5283 - chrome on Android isn;t the most stable application on the planet.

Works fine on the GF's Xperia SP, although she uses the stock Android browser for whatever reason. She is also getting less happy with her phone. Mainly as it's not as shiny as the Z1 Compact she was looking at. She's had it almost a year now and only bug we found was Google Now randomly burning through battery, that seems quite common however. To say the Wildfire is better though? No. No it isn't.

 

[Overdriven]

I hate to be that bloke but "I told you so" RE the phone. All Sony phones are utter tat.

My Xperia says otherwise... Other than occasionally having to repeatedly press the power button to make it wake up.

 

[caLLous]

A collapsed pipe on the way down to the septic tank.

Quite literally, merde.

 

[Gwadien]

Two seconds on Google can fix that quite easily - http://talk.sonymobile.com/t5/Xperia-SP/chrome-browser-and-keyboard-issues/m-p/450111#M5283 - chrome on Android isn;t the most stable application on the planet.

Works fine on the GF's Xperia SP, although she uses the stock Android browser for whatever reason. She is also getting less happy with her phone. Mainly as it's not as shiny as the Z1 Compact she was looking at. She's had it almost a year now and only bug we found was Google Now randomly burning through battery, that seems quite common however. To say the Wildfire is better though? No. No it isn't.

My wildfire never crashes, this is always crashing, not just on chrome, ever since I had it it's been annoying as fuck, texts freeze and say sending text for ever until I manually cancelled the application and started again, if I'm browsing on the Internet and I came across more than three images, phone would crash and have to hard reset it, I've never had to reset my wildfire, nor did it freeze, I know the Wildfire is shit but from my experience, this is worse.

 

[ileks]

I hate to be that bloke but "I told you so" RE the phone. All Sony phones are utter tat.

The Z2 that's out soon actually looks like the phone to get. That said, this is the first time I can remember being due an upgrade and not actually wanting one. Phones don't seem to have come along that fair in two years. Hmm.

 

[CorNokZ]

A collapsed pipe on the way down to the septic tank.

Quite literally, merde.

Do you live in a caravan?

 

[caLLous]

No...

 

[Raven]

Do you live in a caravan?

France, same sanitary standards.