SPAM random annoying things

[Moriath]

Fighting or falling?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I've never had a fight in my life, this one was all stumble

 

[caLLous]

My chest/side hurts, both knees scratched, bottom of right thumb seems broken and there's a manly scar below my right eye. Drinking is fun!

It's all good, things only hurt if i move, type, use a mouse or lay down

Soooooo you spent a lot of time on your knees last night?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Soooooo you spent a lot of time on your knees last night?

About the time it took to fall down, yeah. Ever consider a career in CSI?

 

[old.Tohtori]

When you break open an oreo(or national equivelant; fyi domino around here) and the filling splits to both cookies.

 

[fettoken]

Sorry for belittling your issues Toht, but really?!

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's a random annoying thing

 

[fettoken]

It's a random annoying thing

You're a random annoying thing!

 

[TdC]

Having had a cold, fever, alien babies growing in my throat and now back to cold again in the space of a week. It's 19C out and sunny. Facebook tells me that every single person I know is out having a great time. I just took my 4th 500mg paracetamol of the day, and opted out of a fb conversation regarding where to set up a barbeque without saying a word. What bums me the most is that I felt so miserable that I didn't go to my mum's birthday on Friday. Still...things can be worse.

 

[caLLous]

Worst. Immune. System. Ever.

 

[TdC]

on the bright side I sold a Steam badge for 3 eurocents!

 

[caLLous]

There you go, that's the spirit. Chin up and everything. You may be knocking on death's door but you made 3 eurocents! Every cloud and all that.

 

[TdC]

 

[Overdriven]

filling splits to both cookies.

Read that as "And the filling is spiders"

No idea why. Nearly ruined Oreos.. Am quite sad now.

 

[Lamp]

Wheres the spoiler control?

Even she can't find it

 

[MYstIC G]

Insomnia

 

[old.Tohtori]

Thanks @Lamp that cheered me up.

 

[leggy]

Wheres the spoiler control?

Even she can't find it

Thanks Lamp... everyone in the office was cheered up by that too... fucker

 

[Scouse]

Wheres the spoiler control?

She's hardly a spoiler tho m8. She's a betterer.

 

[TdC]

I'd spoiler her right in the face!

 

[Shagrat]

I'd spoiler her right in the face!

Just need to wait for the restraining order to expire and your good to go...

 

[TdC]

I hate restraining orders man...they take all the fun out of life

 

[Shagrat]

my son, he's a random annoying thing at the moment!

 

[mooSe_]

Hyundai presents: spoilers from next week's episode!

 

[leggy]

Mobile phones at gigs. Cunts.

The first picture you take will be the same as the 100th you dimwitted fuckbasket. You can't magically tell which song it is by flicking through each photo on facefuckingbook.

Then...the tallest guy at the gig with hair the size of a blow dried buffallo walks in front of me with a camera AND a fucking phone...using both to take photos! What the fucking fuck?

At least turn the brightness down you bunch of inconsiderate teenage wank bags.

 

[Raven]

Some dickheads prefer to watch their favourite band through a phone screen. Generally because they are retarded.

 

[sayward]

House hunting when you can't afford what you need/want.

 

[Lamp]

Talk Talk

My Dad just phoned me. He received an email from Talk Talk saying "we want to send you a new router completely free of charge without commitments" Great he thinks...but when you go into the site they want £5 a month for it.

That's misrepresentation isn't it?

 

[TdC]

perhaps they refer to the sending itself? tbh I hate all that marketing spiel, but hey ho.

 

[caLLous]

It's probably worded in a way that covers them.