SPAM random annoying things

[old.Tohtori]

When you get a bit too drunk pre-bar. Not much, just that..."oh i'm getting drunk" drunk

 

[Edmond]

There's a guy comes round our workshops selling them, he comes down from London on the train with his bike and then rides around the place with a backpack. I think the only English he knows is 'DVD?' and 'five pound'

I tell him to go away and that I can supply him better quality than the shit he is selling, he doesn't understand he just smiles and repeats 'DVD?'

 

[Gwadien]

There's a guy comes round our workshops selling them, he comes down from London on the train with his bike and then rides around the place with a backpack. I think the only English he knows is 'DVD?' and 'five pound'

I tell him to go away and that I can supply him better quality than the shit he is selling, he doesn't understand he just smiles and repeats 'DVD?'

There's a girl in my flat who was saying her dad buys them from a guy at work.

I didn't realise it still happened tbh.

 

[Moriath]

There's a lot of people without the knowledge of news groups or torrents. So there's still a market for it.

 

[ileks]

There's someone at work who whistles the Kill Bill theme all the time. Fuck off!

 

[soze]

Fucking dickhead in work got a call at half nine which was thirty minutes before he went of shift. He completely ignores it and leave the office at ten and now the out of Office line is ringing off the hook because the servers are all offline. And it looks like there is nothing I can do from here. If resetting the switch does not work i get to drive to fucking work to try fix it. Cunt.

 

[Billargh]

You use CDs still?

Nowt wrong with CD's man, I use them all the time for my van at work. Connecting my phone through the USB slot in the useless as fuck Iveco vans is a total waste of time.

On that note, Iveco Daily vans, I've never driven anything so fucking turd in my life! (I'm sure I've complained about this in this thread already.)

 

[soze]

I have saved myself a drive be aforementioned cunt rag decided to swap switches out tonight but forgot 2 or the 3 VLAN's I can't wait to speak to him Monday.

 

[Moriath]

didnt say there was anything wrong with cd's just thought they got obsolete with thumb drives and dvd's

i prefer radio 2 in my car over cds

 

[CorNokZ]

Getting out of bed...

 

[Raven]

Manflu

Still fucked. On the plus side I haven't been able to smoke a cigarette since Friday morning. Perfect way to quit I suppose.

 

[Gwadien]

@TdC deleting my quote, I thought @Deebs was supreme overlord and you're an upper pleb?

 

[old.Tohtori]

@TdC deleting my quote, I thought @Deebs was supreme overlord and you're an upper pleb?

FEar not for i shall end the reign of terror once i smite TdC and take my rightful place! *waves dong shaped newspaper in the air*

 

[TdC]

@TdC deleting my quote, I thought @Deebs was supreme overlord and you're an upper pleb?

sorry mate I'm a bit ill atm and may have thought it was an accidental quote

 

[mooSe_]

I dont like javascript

 

[Moriath]

sorry mate I'm a bit ill atm and may have thought it was an accidental quote

You meant he quote was that crap and un funny that you thought he couldn't have put that there on purpose. Lol

 

[TdC]

maybe!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Watched escapist, watched youtube channels, did my wow thingies *waves hand towards dailies and gold massing*, watched random vines and fails, stuck in a loop thinking what the f*ck to waste the rest of my day on. Gamewise that is.

Could always go to skyrim and sexchange everyone to a bearded lady and spell them into naughty stuff, but that gets old rather fast. So does turning everyone in megaton into Moira and mininuking the lot of them. Saving southpark sticky stuff for saturday when i'm good and hungover to enjoy poopfart adventures and i'm not sure i'm in the mood for sneakykilly stuff with dishonored/deus ex.

So. Yeah. F*ck

 

[Gwadien]

sorry mate I'm a bit ill atm and may have thought it was an accidental quote

Don't use that as an excuse you fairy!

I even put comments after it

 

[Bigmac]

Companies that quickly take your money but when it's their turn to pay you back what they owe they don't deliver, yes Vodashit I am looking at you.

 

[old.user4556]

People at gigs.

Maybe I'm getting older, but cunts at gigs seem to be getting worse. If you're over 18 years old, and you throw a drink into the crowd, you're simply a cunt. Want up on your boyfriend's shoulders and block the person behind you? Cunt.

It's got so bad, that I went to see Peter Gabriel with my old man and my sister (it was all seated), I overheard a conversation in the gents' bogs along the lines of "fuhcken wummin says tae me 'gonny shut it, i'm here to hear him, no you' so I says 'calm doon', fuck sake canny sing at gig".

Peter Gabriel?! The place was full of coffin dodgers!

 

[old.Tohtori]

The place was full of coffin dodgers!

Don't overexaggarate, we don't think you're -that- old.

 

[caLLous]

Companies that quickly take your money but when it's their turn to pay you back what they owe they don't deliver, yes Vodashit I am looking at you.

Every energy company ever. They're quick enough to raise the price when the oil (or whatever) prices go up but then very very very slow to react when it goes the other way.

 

[TdC]

Don't use that as an excuse you fairy!

I even put comments after it

quote it again!

 

[old.Tohtori]

quote it again!

I know what you meant, but it still came off as;

 

[Moriath]

quote it again!

So he can delete it again mwahahaha

 

[Raven]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoqDYcCDOTg

 

[Gwadien]

quote it again!

No!, Fuck off

 

[TdC]

boo! hiss!

 

[Gwadien]

boo! hiss!

Shouldn't be a moody bitch on your blob then you!