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Mabs

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people who cant/wont park
people who park in parent&child (or disabled) spaces cos they are lazy twats
ignorant people who think they know best (that includes daily mail readers)
people who take advantage of friendship to take the piss
advertising
liqourice - i mean seriously, wtf?!
dogs
er and some other stuff but thats what comes to mind :D
 

GimmlyThe3rd

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people who cant/wont park
people who park in parent&child (or disabled) spaces cos they are lazy twats
ignorant people who think they know best (that includes daily mail readers)
people who take advantage of friendship to take the piss
advertising
liqourice - i mean seriously, wtf?!
dogs
er and some other stuff but thats what comes to mind :D
*whistles*
 

old.Tohtori

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people who park in parent&child (or disabled) spaces cos they are lazy twats

Funny thing there; you can get a disabled markerthingy when you're diabetic :p

So basically, some might not be lazy twats, just entitled bastards!
 

Ormorof

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i could not survive without liquorice, by liquorice i mean

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or

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not the sweet crap that plagues the candy world!
 

Calo

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People who walk slowly...

Aye, I really hate such people, there should be 2 way's for pedestrians. One for slow people who have no idea what they are doing, and one for fast people who know what they want and where they want to go.

I actually sigh loud when i'm behind people who walk slow and there's no way to pass them other then to bump them (which I wont do ofcourse).
 

old.Tohtori

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It's ok to hate someone if they're not in a so called "rush" to get somewhere? :eek7:

F*ck off, i'll walk at a pace that i'm walking. If you can't pass them, stop taking seedy dark alleyways that can't accomodate two people.
 

Ormorof

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its not so much people walking slowly, its lots of people, walking in a line across the entire pavement blocking everything

the worst part is when you try and overtake the slowpokes/grannies and they randomly seem to be able to predict your every move and still get it the way!

i usually resort to walking in the road before stepping back onto pavement :(
 

DaGaffer

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people who cant/wont park

That would be everyone in Ireland then.

people who park in parent&child (or disabled) spaces cos they are lazy twats

My missus will go right up to them and give them a hard time. She's awesome.

ignorant people who think they know best (that includes daily mail readers)

Absolutely. Everyone knows I know best.

people who take advantage of friendship to take the piss

Not friends.

advertising

Advertising allows lots of stuff to be free. Advertising is your friend.

liqourice - i mean seriously, wtf?!

I miss Bassetts hard liquorice.


Some good, some bad.

er and some other stuff but thats what comes to mind :D

Tell you what winds me up; fucking foreign language summer students. Bastards are everywhere, moving in bovine packs with those stupid rucksacks and weird jeans. Fuckers have no idea how to get out of the way and just jam up everything they come in to contact with; pavements, shops, public transport, the lot.
 

Ormorof

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Tell you what winds me up; fucking foreign language summer students. Bastards are everywhere, moving in bovine packs with those stupid rucksacks and weird jeans. Fuckers have no idea how to get out of the way and just jam up everything they come in to contact with; pavements, shops, public transport, the lot.

hah its that time of the year again in Dublin, i used to hate that when i lived in the city centre, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME BACKPACKS!?!
 

Mabs

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let me quantify the "advertising"
i dont mind the concept of "buy our stuff its ace", or even "buy our stuff is better than anyone elses", i object to the prevelance of "buy our stuff or you will be fat/ugly/stupid/lonely/laughed at " etm, especially the "buy our stuff and look as amazing as these doctored photos of people"

that way lies madness and hatred :(
 

Huntingtons

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advertising is the evil that fucks us up. i hope advertising dies and slow and horrible death
 

Mabs

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hah its that time of the year again in Dublin, i used to hate that when i lived in the city centre, WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME BACKPACKS!?!

i dont see many around here, but do the french still wear their backpacks on their fronts?!
wierd people :eek:
 

PLightstar

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Just went through another of my annoying things.

People who stand way too close to you in a queue. I would like a little space to breathe thanks, I don't want to be smelling what you had for lunch.

People who stop to talk in doorways to shops, then look at you as the problem when you need to get past. Mums with prams are the worst with this.
 

caLLous

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Vistaprint. I just ordered some business cards and the amount of SHIT they try and force on you between you uploading a design for a card and actually getting to the checkout is simply incredible.
 

Helme

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My fucking train company. They do single trains at 7 in the morning so everyone has to sit in eachothers knee pretty much, then at like 10 when I'm taking an early day off, they show up with a double train. I guess the 10 people there needed a cart for themselves?!
 

Lamp

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I miss Bassetts hard liquorice.

Got a packet in my desk drawer. Mr Simms sells them. You can buy them in boxes of 100 on the net. Amazon do em

although they're not as good as 30 years ago. All the bad E numbers have been taken out :(
 

DaGaffer

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Got a packet in my desk drawer. Mr Simms sells them. You can buy them in boxes of 100 on the net. Amazon do em

although they're not as good as 30 years ago. All the bad E numbers have been taken out :(

If I buy 100, I'll eat...100. I have literally no ability to save sweets for later. Never have, never will. I can ignore crisps, biscuits, cake for ever if necessary, and I can even ignore sweets, until the packet is opened, and then its Mr. Creosote time.
 

Raven

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People not bothering to stick to a schedule. Annoys the fuck out of me.
 

Lamp

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all insurance adverts (moneysupermarket on the radio drives me nuts....and someone needs to shoot those bloody meercats)
 

mooSe_

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people who over use ellipses rather than learning to use real punctuation

people who write 'then' when they mean 'than'

people who write or say "'nuff said", especially when enough has not been said
 

GimmlyThe3rd

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people who over use ellipses rather than learning to use real punctuation

people who write 'then' when they mean 'than'

people who write or say "'nuff said", especially when enough has not been said
Why you got a problem with that than?

You sound like a nazi grammar assha....

nuff said.

My brother says "nuff said" on msn when we argue, usually about money after a 1 liner. I want to fly back and punch the stupid cunt in the face, because it's the most irritating thing you can write/say.
 

Kryten

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Adverts that appear full screen if you accidentally roll over something - especially when you're trying to watch a fucking video.

Adverts which appear full screen if you accidentally/otherwise click a blank space in a website to get focus or something.

Adverts at the start of fucking videos.

The Kardashians.
 

Zarjazz

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I find that Adblock+ and Flashblock fixes most of the those problems.

Unfortunately it does nothing about those Kardashians.
 

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