Sex Pokey Bum Wank

[DocWolfe]

Have you ever had one?

 

[Vladamir]

Only when Cho's mama is in a scatty mood.

 

[DocWolfe]

For anyone who is interested its where you finger you're bum hole while wanking.

 

[Turamber]

A girl who I was seeing told me how she had *hugely* surprised her former husband by putting a perfume bottle in his ass when they were doing the deed. He wouldn't admit to enjoying it, but always made sure the perfume bottle was in reach when engaging in future activities...

 

[cHodAX]

Deviants the lot of ya!

 

[Mikah75]

rofl at this thread

 

[gohan]

oh doc you great bumfuddler

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nothing wrong in a bit of bum fiddling, well, in a BIT

 

[DocWolfe]

No ones owned up to having one yet. I do it all the time, and then I suck my fingers.

 

[Lamp]

you can catch poo disease doing that

 

[Fast]

No, but i have tried this

Anal Knievel

When a male performing intercourse from behind grabs his partner’s hair, pulls there head back and ejaculates onto their face through a parabolic trajectory reminiscent of motor cycle jumps performed by dare devil Evil Knievel.

 

[cHodAX]

No ones owned up to having one yet. I do it all the time, and then I suck my fingers.

Is that the secret recipe for milk chocolate?

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Next question, have you ever done it with Papa Cho's finger up your cat flap?

 

[DocWolfe]

Do you reckon I could post a picture of someone having one if I censored out the cock? Or is a picture of fingering a bum hole a no-no?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Better question is, why would you want to post that?!

 

[DocWolfe]

So I can show people the glory of it all.

 

[Tuthmes]

This thread needs lots of lube.

 

[cHodAX]

You don't get quality threads like this in General!

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

You don't get quality threads like this in General!

You do, you're just too higgernant to be able to read them















(ok maybe not)

 

[Huntingtons]

what a shitty name for it anyway.

Be creative at least

 

[DocWolfe]

what a shitty name for it anyway.

Be creative at least

Read from right to left.

 

[DocWolfe]

I wasn't sure on the logistics of showing a bloke fingering his arse so I had to censor it.

If we could have an official comment from Deebs or TdC on the legality of showing such an act then I might be able to show an uncensored version - just so everyone knows what we're talking about here. It's educational after all.

 

[megadave]

mmm, nice bit of gooch on show there


i hate to think how many men have perished in Docwolfe's no-man's-land

 

[Jeros]

Hey tim, I wonder if could fit this whole barrel.....

up my ass!



Only one way to find out clive!

 

[DocWolfe]

Just reading the forum rules and I quote...

Nudity in images. To be blunt, Tits and Arse (Male and Female) are ok, Pussy and Dick are not as we don't want to get into the "is it a split beaver shot" or "has he got wood" nonsense. We're too old to be having these debates. Don't forget, you also should be respecting peoples copyright with respect to photographs. And no porn! No pictures of people shagging, even soft porn. Just DON'T! Oh, and if anyone thinks this means they can post that picture of the bloke with his hands up his own arse, think again.

Not sure if this is the same extreme as goatse... we definitely need some confirmation on this. Maybe a whole new section of the FH rules is needed, it doesn't explicitly mention the refraining of pokey bumming.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's porn, wanking images are porn images. No way around it.

And for gods sake, atleast NSFW spoiler tag it

 

[Ezteq]

it's just the way my brain works but i think of you lot as your avatars...so Vlad is a giant purple hippo, Cho is some scarey bloke with a giant eye, Amanita is a fluffy bunny etc etc and now all I can visualise is magical trevor molesting himself in this way.

it is not a happy place my brain is in right now, I can tell you.

 

[Mikah75]

fucking lol

 

[Ch3tan]

it's just the way my brain works but i think of you lot as your avatars...so Vlad is a giant purple hippo, Cho is some scarey bloke with a giant eye, Amanita is a fluffy bunny etc etc and now all I can visualise is magical trevor molesting himself in this way.

it is not a happy place my brain is in right now, I can tell you.

Yep, LOL, I get so confused when people change their avatars, I don't usually look at the names. What is worse is when two people have similar avatars.

 

[DocWolfe]

It's porn, wanking images are porn images. No way around it.

And for gods sake, atleast NSFW spoiler tag it

It's educational so it's not porn. You don't look in a biology book and look at an anatomical diagram of a penis or a vagina and go 'Well, that's porn, someone should have NSFW tagged that'.