Sex Pokey Bum Wank

[Vladamir]

I bet those puppies have a pokey bum wank with their tails.

 

[Huntingtons]

never seen a puppy with 2 heads, 8 legs, 4 ears and 2 bodies

 

[Lamp]

They do exist

 

[Huntingtons]

that only has 4 legs and 1 body

 

[DocWolfe]

I think I might treat myself to a Pokey Bum Wank tonight.

 

[Bahumat]

What's it called when you shit onto your hand, then have a wank with the shit going all round your cock?

I did that this morning and it made my Chilli Dorito's taste disgusting!

 

[cHodAX]

Chocolate log?

 

[Vladamir]

Shitty hand wank?

 

[fettoken]

Regular wank.

 

[Tuthmes]

Pillar of Poo

 

[Ch3tan]

Stupid wank?

 

[Bahumat]

I think all those names are good

 

[Tuthmes]

If you hade peanuts it could be Rod of Rocks (or Rawks).

 

[kiliarien]

Can't say I've ever felt the need to hunt for marmite while practicing the olympic spam javelin event, but for some strange reason if it did occur to me I'd want it to be someone elses (ie. female's) finger and I have no clue why.

LOL at some of the replies in the thread though

 

[CorNokZ]

Oh boys you are missing out! Best thing ever is getting blown by the gf while she slips a finger in

 

[georgie]

I assume you partake in some preparatory douching before hand, Corkz? Or does the chance of her pulling out a golden nugget add a layer of excitement?

 

[CorNokZ]

I don't allow her in the backdoor if I haven't had a huge shit earlier that day ofc

Wouldn't want her to get a brown nail polish now, do we?

 

[fettoken]

Wouldn't want her to get a brown nail polish now, do we?

Introduce her to sheizze imho.

 

[georgie]

DJ SHeiZe?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh boys you are missing out! Best thing ever is getting blown by the gf while she slips a finger in

Not missing out at all, i too love your gf blowing me

 

[DocWolfe]

Can we keep this thread on topic please?

 

[cHodAX]

So is it a one finger jobby or does it take you more Doc?

 

[DocWolfe]

So is it a one finger jobby or does it take you more Doc?

Depends what sort of mood I'm in of course.

 

[Huntingtons]

im surprised this have lasted over 80 posts, we deserve a pat on the back

 

[old.Tohtori]

im surprised this have lasted over 80 posts, we deserve a pat on the back

With you two manlovers around, i don't want anything even back related

 

[CorNokZ]

This is toht.. Swinging and missing

But really, I don't do it to myself as it doesn't really appeal to me as when she does it.. Haven't tried it myself yet, but perhabs one should give it a go

 

[cHodAX]

Doc will lend you a hand if you need one.

 

[Lamp]

this thread is possibly the most deviant ever. A new low for FHOT

 

[Ch3tan]

Alicia Keys has a song in the charts about this very topic right now. It's how popular we are/

 

[gohan]

is it called "an ode to pokey bum wanks"?