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At least he won't feel any pain below the knee.
 

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Whatever happened it is soooooo sad. Have always liked him. Hope it's an accident but gut feeling tells me it's not.
 

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Well with current info 4 GS to head and upper body to me seems questionable until more info.
 

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There must be something missing for him to shoot someone like that.
 

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Embattle said:
Well with current info 4 GS to head and upper body to me seems questionable until more info.

The neighbours reported a heated arguement/shouting followed by screams/gunshots - I dont think it will require the services of Mr Holmes...
 

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Havent laughed as good in a thread since the "*Puts on glasses* YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" thread. Keep em coming.
 

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Did he use a gun or a blade?
 

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Seriously though, my view of him changed after the Olympics,he should have
taken losing to the Mexican with humility, but he basically accused him of
cheating straight after the race,
short temper guy, mixed with guns= dead people
 

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How's he gonna shoot her with a blade? DUH.

And Brazilian, by the way (not that it's overly important to this discussion).

On a serious note, would he be allowed his prosthetic bits in jail?
 

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How's he gonna shoot her with a blade? DUH.

Lol u so noob, use;

Squall_gunblade_by_SE.jpg
 

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I will not stand for these Oscar Pistorious jokes any longer! I'll be the bigger man and just walk away.

That said, i'm quite sure the defense will claim that Oscar Pistorius was absolutely legless at the time.
 

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Some people are saying she walked in and he "accidentally" shoot her 3 times thinking she was an intruder then after 10 minutes of fighting he shot her 3 more times. My theory is if the first 3 bullets were accidental he tried to argue with her make her see it was an accident. When he did not think that was going to work he decided to take her out to leave no witnesses. 4 bullets in the head does not suggest there was much range between them.
 

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Everythings ok..her parents believe in god and its all just part of his big plan.
 

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In addition to 4 bullet wounds she had a fractured skull and they found a blood soaked cricket bat at the scene.

Someone suggested roid rage as the cause.
 

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In addition to 4 bullet wounds she had a fractured skull and they found a blood soaked cricket bat at the scene.

Someone suggested roid rage as the cause.
Where is this new info from?
 

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Ch3tan said:
Where is this new info from?

I think its leaked from the police - its in loads of the papers today.

m.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/17/oscar-pistorius-cricket-bat
 

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Right so acting for the defence I reckon he was carrying the gun and cricket bat through the house. His blades slipped on a wet floor she had just moped, so her fault. The gun and bat go flying. The bat being made of flexible willow with a rubber handle hits the ceiling and proceeds to bounce between her head and said ceiling, causing the head injuries. The gun hits a table surface and then floor causing several shots to fire accidentally. Every shot miraculously and unfortunately hit the target square in the chest.
 

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White man in South Africa?

I reckon he'll get away with it.
 

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Apparently she was shot through the bathroom door...
 

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Beats her with bat, she locks her self in the bathroom and he shoots her?
 

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