Pet Hates

[Cadire]

It's been done before... but

What thing, or things, wind you up ingame?

For me:

Playing Healer

- People yelling 'HEAL' at me! Hey, I don't tell you how to fight, don't you tell me how to heal.. ok? Normally the messages come from someone who's just received the DAoC equivalent of a gnat bite.

- Thanes breaking my well executed AoE mezz.

Playing Thane

- People assuming that I'm going to break mezz! <cough>

General

- Malmo! Everyone moans about it, but everyone goes there. We have the situation where it's very difficult to lvl past 40 as most other people of the same lvl are sitting on a hill in Malmo (or RvRing).

 

[old.chesnor]

1/ People jumping around like they're playing Q3 all the time.

2/ Assassins with really amusing names like "Youcantseeme, Ionehityou, Stealtherz" etc..etc..

3/ "buffs plz"....nuff said.

4/ People who ask for rez across zone, you head off, and when you arrive they have already been ressed....

5/ Clerics, Healer and Shaman can only use blunts. Nice considering the new armour resist tables. Oh, and chars who can't spec weapon missing all the time. I like to kill stuff using skill, not some fux0red random number generator deciding that I miss the giant mob in front of me with an unstyle hammer, thankyou very much.

6/ Noob assassins in Thidranki. Noob assassins in general. Of all the reasons to nerf assassins, the fact that every llama who failed to level a useful char has rolled an assassin is the #1 reason. NERF TEH NOOB ASSASSIN ZERG!

7/ Tanks who can't/don't know how to use guard/protect/intercept and engage.

8/ Whine threads on BW forums

 

[old.tRoG]

people that say "u" and "pls/plz"

-especially in forums.

and everybody hates malmo, that doesnt count

 

[Dorin]

gimme gold plz, buff meh plssssss...

want to hear more ?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

People who constantly ask for powersong or people who loses speed.
Makes you want to hit the road by yourself and just cruise.

Lowbies who just can't seem to get "don't hit mezzed mobs" after you've told them 20 times.

 

[old.neenee]

Players with no manners.

the lowest form of ignorant bastad life they are.

ALL IT TAKES IS A "THANK YOU".

but yea i really cant stand people like this.

i hate you.

 

[old.tRoG]

Yes, people who constantly lose speed is extremely annoying.

3. That idiot that pulls when he isnt the designated puller. Grrr...

4. People who need to say the word fuck every 5 seconds (This annoys me in RL also) - this is also excepionaly annoying when they cant spell the fukking word.

5. People who say, "I got item x from autosplit, I am keeping it for my guildie/ alt/ dog" - The group worked for it, the group gets first pick!

6. "I amn't hitting my XP cap! This XP sucks!"

7. The people that told me to stop going to Emain at lvl 25 because I was 'giving the albs free rps' - I'm sure theyll enjoy that realm point i just gave them. Hell, kill me another few hundred thousand times and they might gain a realm rank.

8. Minstrels and their Stealth to Mess. Bastards. (Yes, I got owned.)

9. Albs. They Smell.

 

[kr0n]

People who whine about you loosing speed all the time 'cause driver runs through woods and hills and all bounces around like a looney.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

1.) Wannabe manabombs...
"That's how I specced!"
"We will make great xp in not time!!1" yada yada

2.) Wannabe super tacticians in Thidranki

3.) People who start arguments as soon as you get them grouped.
"THIS XP SUX!!1"

4.) Lowbies in Mag Mell asking me for buffs while I am in the Bog...

.... sure I can come up with about 40 more pages...

 

[SilverHood]

people calling me n00b when I'm playing my alts..... been playing since december

people who write "u" , "thx", "k", "plz"

people who ask me about A/S/L

people who ask my buff bot for rez

people who don't know their place in the group, despite being told what it is

people being muppets

 

[Psy|:m00:]

In Albion:

While in Lyonesse...
xXx sends"Bufz plz"
/who xXx
xXx the level 10 noob in Salisbury plains

Being told i have an attitude problem when i don't give guilded beggars gold

Corpse Laughspammers who didn't even touch me


Them: "Buffs pls"
Me: "I don't have any "
Them "I just saw you buff your pet, buffs plz"
I'm sure the clever among you can work out what class i was


In Hibernia:

While afk (and /afk also)
them: "Buffs pls"
Them: "Buffs pls"
Them: "Dude...Buff me..."
Them: "Damn Wannabe..."

Them: "Buffs pls"
Them: "..."
Them: "Dmg Add plz"
Them: "What do you mean you don't have it"
Them "<insert drivel about the correct speccing of Enchanters for the good of the realm etc and helping newbie whereever they might want it even if i have to drop a perfectly good group and travel across zones for 20 minutes to give them a ten minute damage add>"

Them: "Do you know where X place is?"
Me: "Yes it's...<explain where X location is>"
Them: "Good, come buff us"
Me: "I don't have the damage add"
Them: "Oh ok np"

I should learn not to play casters with any kind of buffs

<disclaimer Contrary to all the above I do buff people if they ask nicely >

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by Psy|


Them: "Buffs pls"
Them: "..."
Them: "Dmg Add plz"
Them: "What do you mean you don't have it"
Them "<insert drivel about the correct speccing of Enchanters for the good of the realm etc and helping newbie whereever they might want it even if i have to drop a perfectly good group and travel across zones for 20 minutes to give them a ten minute damage add>"

Can't wait to revel in their disappointment after the respec... har har... I have 26 in EM at the moment.

After the respec 14... awww......................
"wot happened to ur buff m8????"

 

[old.linnet]

People who lose speed .. but don't bother to tell you about it for 5 mins so you get to spend your whole night running to and from the APK to pick them up.

 

[Novamir]

- people wanting a drop for the sake of it since they didn't get a drop yet
- stealthers in the group who feel useless/undervalued and take it upon themselves to wow you with their aggro getting skills and m4d d4m4age, certainly resulting in a wipeout
- stealthers who claim they are as good tanks as tanks
- archers who insist they do more damage than mages
- guild hoppers
- liars
- fools
- badgers

 

[old.tRoG]

yes, badgers are certainly nasty.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

badgers aer teh cuddly!!1

 

[old.neenee]

hahahah

 

[Novamir]

lol

btw how do you insert an image? every time i try ti just comes up as a link

 

[old.tRoG]

n00b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1111111111!!!!!111!!111!!!11

 

[Damon_D]

That would be dying for me...its absolute not much fun , hard to avoid and generaly unplesant

 

[Nalikin]

Someone pulling when healer/ mezzer has told the group AFK
Pulling when healer is OOM
Beggers - epsecialy those who don't take no for an answer
Buffs plz - to a sorc , you say you don't have any and get " yea you do your a caster "
People attacking the merchants in DF , then shouting for help when they get ganked

 

[-yoda-]

people who think they are better than somebody else just because they got more rp's or are higher lvl

exp leechers

guilded beggers

exp killers

dying in rvr and watching 1000000 clerics and pallys friars running ast you instead of rezzing .

smiters that DONT heal

mids

hibs

LAG

LD's

the Uber boring slow exp 40+

hib caster stun

 

[old.LandShark]

People who've never played your class who insist on telling you how uber you are and how much they wish they had your class instead of theirs....

People who respond to a /y HELP! and then die, even if it was stark raving obvious that they could neither save you or themselves...

People who can't see that, while their class may have been adversely affected by some patch or other, it's still 15 times better than many others. (Hib Casters VNboard, THIS MEANS YOU)

Anyone who lacks the moral courage NOT to buy group purge. ^^

 

[fl3a]

+ beggars asking for '50g plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!' when i am only lvl 25 and running around with studded armor (as a shammy!)

+ ppl that request rez from other end of the realm and when i dont go there, they tell me i am on their black list

+ ppl that ask a warrior for buffs (COME ON! [btw this has actually happened, a whole grp asked me for buffs 'you are purple con for us, all purple cons have buffs!'])

+ ppl that tell me how to do my job ('intercept for me! i am a SB, i am on the front lines, i dont want to die! the healer wont get hit anyway, no point in intercepting for him/her!', HEAL yells when at 90% hp)

but, there is a fun thing with n00bs also. for example, i am running around doing stuff with my shammy and then i give a lvl 1 char the lvl 28 shammy dmg add + dmg shield, only to see 'thepersonujustbuffed was killed by apurpleconmonster' 2min later

oh, and btw <Rabid Badgers> ownz j00

 

[Novamir]

Originally posted by old.LandShark
People who've never played your class who insist on telling you how uber you are and how much they wish they had your class instead of theirs....

YES

<thinks of people like that and draws blood from own palms>

 

[old.Demerzel]

6/ Noob assassins in Thidranki. Noob assassins in general. Of all the reasons to nerf assassins, the fact that every llama who failed to level a useful char has rolled an assassin is the #1 reason. NERF TEH NOOB ASSASSIN ZERG!

lol true, ive killed like 40 sbs with my menta

 

[liste]

1:

getting up early in the morning, allarm clocks, and everything associated with getting up early and allarm clocks

 

[SilverHood]

my skald eat them for breakfast

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by liste
1:

getting up early in the morning, allarm clocks, and everything associated with getting up early and allarm clocks

Allarm clocks are really bad.

Alarming even!

 

[old.Atrox]

1 Mages who just have to cast their darn AoE root after I've landed a perfect mezz.

2 People who can't wait 2sec to hit the agro troll I just qcmezzed, and getting me killed becouse I didnt get away.

3 People who use active RA's ( Purge and IP )

4 People who use Instant CC/Amnesia