Ouch, my bl4dd3r !

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Testin da Cable

Guest
it means you have a small willy wij. sorry.
 
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nath

Guest
Sidestepping the obvious chance for mirth making... perhaps you're eating less salt than normal, if you're even slightly podgy, it could be retained water. Cutting out salt can make you piss it off..
 
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Pro]v[etheus

Guest
Looking on the brighter side, it could mean you have a kidney infection.
 
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Wij

Guest
I am so far from podgy :( I've been losing weight :(

It's really annoying me now :(
 
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old.?

Guest
It could be prostrate cancer, I'd get it checked out.
 
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Sawtooth

Guest
More likely to be an infection. I take it you mean you want to piss but you cant?
 
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Wij

Guest
A bit better now. Still need to go once an hour or so :/
 
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Trebz

Guest
I had this problem a while back, went to see a consultant, turns out it was a problem between my brain and my bladder, signals getting mixed up etc. Basically worrying about what was wrong was causing the symptoms, once I knew that the problem pretty much went away.

I'd suggest you go get it checked out though, its also a symptom of prostate cancer, better safe than sorry. You'll get all the fun of the consultant shoving his finger up yer arse :-(
 
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Trebz

Guest
Oh, drinking too much caffiene/fizzy drinks can cause it too as they are full of stimulants.
 
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FatBusinessman

Guest
Originally posted by Trebz
You'll get all the fun of the consultant shoving his finger up yer arse :-(

Well, Wij must be used to that by now :)
 
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wolfeeh

Guest
heh

diabetes, prostate and testicular cancer are the big three to be worried about - worth getting it checked out for that alone...

but also i get the impression you might be drinking lots of caffeine / alcohol.... both are diuretics... which means you urinate out more than you drink in (don't ask me how)...
 
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nath

Guest
Not sure, but like I said: could be the retained water in the body innit.

And if you've lost lots of weight recently, perhaps that's why you're pissing lots, wij. Or did you lose weight *then* start pissing?
 
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Furr

Guest
If you got problem down there, the best advice is to go see the doctor.
 
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~YuckFou~

Guest
If it is stingy you probs have a urine infection. Caused by dipping your wick in dirty things :)
 
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Wij

Guest
Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
If it is stingy you probs have a urine infection. Caused by dipping your wick in dirty things :)

But.. I haven't :(
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
then it can't be an infection. simple no? you prolly have a mild case of scrot-acne or summat. live it cool and wait for the doc to tell you what's about.
 
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Lester

Guest
Hello Doctor

Hello Wij. Can you take your clothes off please.

Yeh. Sure. Where shall I put 'em?

Over there next to mine. Muhuhhahaha.

__________________


Owww Doctor could you take your ring off when you do that?

That's not my ring, Wij, It's my watch.

________________________

And Wij, when he's feeling "up there" look at your shoulders. If you can see both his hands on 'em, worry.

;)
 
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old.milou

Guest
Infection in the bladder (cystitis) usually causes pain when you pass urine, and you pass urine frequently. You may also have pain in your lower abdomen, blood in your urine, and a fever (high temperature).

Infection in the kidneys may cause pain in a loin (side of the abdomen over your kidney), feeling sick, vomiting, diarrhoea, and feeling generally unwell.

source
 
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icemaiden

Guest
it's probably fluid retention - if it was an infection you'd know all about it. could be something more serious but without any other symptoms i doubt it.
yet more proof for my theory that men are completely full of piss :D
 
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nath

Guest
Well he's obviously not retaining fluids because he keeps pissing. If that is fluid retention... it's a funny way of doing it.
 
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FatBusinessman

Guest
Yeah, that wouldn't be a very nice Valentine's Day present...
 
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*Kornholio*

Guest
hehe, get diagnosed with V.D on valentines day :clap:
 
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danger

Guest
it *COULD* be diabetese.... now the simple test for that is to taste a small sample of your urine... if it tastes sweet... you got db dude....
 
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Wij

Guest
Originally posted by ^Danger
it *COULD* be diabetese.... now the simple test for that is to taste a small sample of your urine... if it tastes sweet... you got db dude....

:eek7:

:eek6:

:eek7:
 

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