Ouch, my bl4dd3r !

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danger

Guest
Wij -->:chortle:<-- Wij's urine....... Wij a few seconds later -->:puke:



It's not all bad though being diabetic..... free steryl needles :D
 
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FatBusinessman

Guest
Why does Wij laugh after drinking his own urine? :)
 
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pcg79

Guest
cystitis - I had that. but then the doc gave me some drugs and it went away within 3 days.
 
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smurkin

Guest
diabetes, prostate and testicular cancer are the big three to be worried about - worth getting it checked out for that alone...

Theres another possibilty...a fistula, connexion between bladder and bowel so that air (and whatever) gets into the bladder...so you feel like you gotta go all the time

but unless your an old man...thats not very likely

if its a urinary tract infection (quite probable).....it may not be vd.....it could be an e.coli K5 infection or klebsiella or even proteus.....not stds and quite common...may even right itself (the need to pee is a body response to try to clear the urinary tract)...otherwise roll on the antibiotics

whatever.....go to the doctor...if you have any pain in your back or side (ie kidney infection)...treat it as a matter of extreme urgency and get to the gp before friday

good luck dude....we all get these now and again so dont worry :)
 
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Summo

Guest
Holy shit! A forum doctor!

You're going on my buddy list, pal...

:)
 
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Lester

Guest
Originally posted by Summo
Holy shit! A forum doctor!

You're going on my buddy list, pal...

:)

Yes, but he seems quite laid back. Don't you think we are in danger from Passive Smurkin?


:(

Sorry.
 
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bodhi

Guest
The good news is it's probably nothing in the slightest to worry about. The bad news is it could be AIDS.
 
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kanonfodda

Guest
Originally posted by bodhi
The good news is it's probably nothing in the slightest to worry about. The bad news is it could be AIDS.

bodhi you git, I laughed out loud at that and got looked at by half the office!

Lucky I didn't have a coffee, cos I would have spat it over the screen.

I'm sure it is nothing major wij, any major kind of problem is usually accompanied by pain as far as I know.
 
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nath

Guest
Originally posted by kanonfodda
bodhi you git, I laughed out loud at that and got looked at by half the office!


Same here... FUCKER!
 
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Sar

Guest
Originally posted by Lester
Hello Doctor

Hello Wij. Can you take your clothes off please.

Yeh. Sure. Where shall I put 'em?

Over there next to mine. Muhuhhahaha.

__________________


Owww Doctor could you take your ring off when you do that?

That's not my ring, Wij, It's my watch.

________________________

And Wij, when he's feeling "up there" look at your shoulders. If you can see both his hands on 'em, worry.

;)

*splarf*

Lol

V Funny Les :D
 
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FatBusinessman

Guest
One word of caution Wij....


there are male nurses too.

*grins evilly*
 
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S-Gray

Guest
heh i was gonna post that ages ago, but i suppose he knew that anyway ;)
 
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Sar

Guest
Knew/hoped - there's a difference where Wijlet is concerned?

:D
 

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