One of the best MT's i've seen

[Brannor McThife]

it´s also fake.

it was an intentional mistell.

fun nonetheless

(disclaimer: I am neither Hendrick nor the female the remark is aimed at)

WTF are you on? I took the screenshot, and it's fully legit. And it was most definately NOT intentional. They were having a private "discussing" for a while.

-G

 

[Sinnica]

lol. some great laughs here the Loth MT rocked

 

[Mybuddies]

I just saw this thread & the Barfog post in particular. I'm still laughing but I gotta know - when did Indiana unstealth next to them?!

 

[Ezteq]

ffs what a load of filthy pervs we are eh? but has to be said LOL at those that got caught, i recall when i was in t30 me and anin had a MT crown which we passed from one to the other whenever we make a mt, those were the days!

 

[Amelyn]

Not a real mt but still kinda funny ;p

Reminds me of that US guy who got contacted by a CSR for doing something abusive
Something like this happened.

- Hail <abuser> I'm CSR-xxxx ..........................you've done this and that.
he replies
- who the hell are you?..whine whine..... and what does your "guild tag" stand for? CSR..!??? Coock Sucking Retard? rofl!!1

then he kinda got banned :x

I can't find the screenie

 

[Addlcove]

WTF are you on? I took the screenshot, and it's fully legit. And it was most definately NOT intentional. They were having a private "discussing" for a while.

-G

I was in Templars as well at the time mate, and have later been told that it was intentional and a windup.

I have this habit of believing people, stupid me I know.

 

[Nausilus^^]

- Hail <abuser> I'm CSR-xxxx ..........................you've done this and that.
he replies
- who the hell are you?..whine whine..... and what does your "guild tag" stand for? CSR..!??? Coock Sucking Retard? rofl!!1

then he kinda got banned :x

I can't find the screenie

Laughed irl of that one even tho there was no screenie... no limits of human stupidity I guess :worthy:

Found this one lying around in my daoc folder. Old one, but still kinda funny:

Btw phear my leet paintbrush skills

 

[Funkybunny]

Laughed irl of that one even tho there was no screenie... no limits of human stupidity I guess :worthy:

Found this one lying around in my daoc folder. Old one, but still kinda funny:

Btw phear my leet paintbrush skills

p.s. those "mt's" were made by purpose... me and overdriven made lots of em... just to F**k with the GM's.... my favourite i made was

"you know, backstreet boys really has some good songs, but i would never admit to that to anyone"... and such... just a result of boredom

 

[Light]

most probably innocent but wasn't how i read it

http://www.cyberspacesolutions.co.uk/daoc/pics1/cgMistell1.JPG

 

[Ezteq]

lmao

 

[Kraben]

omg I had a GREAT laugh reading this thread

 

[Wai]

One of the funniest threads i ever read
Can't be too many more of those amazing MT's out there but if there's more can't wait to read em

 

[behatch]

Reminds me of that US guy who got contacted by a CSR for doing something abusive
Something like this happened.

- Hail <abuser> I'm CSR-xxxx ..........................you've done this and that.
he replies
- who the hell are you?..whine whine..... and what does your "guild tag" stand for? CSR..!??? Coock Sucking Retard? rofl!!1

then he kinda got banned :x

I can't find the screenie

aaahahahhaha

 

[dimerian]

Glad any hibbeh havnet throwed my mt`s in here :wub:

 

[CliffyG]

Got another classic one today:

 

[Yussef]

Oh dear Oo

 

[elbeek]

Wiffle had a classic about a wank in grp. U still got it and if so givf !!

 

[DrunkSkunk]

Got another classic one today:

lol, he needed to say that in guild :touch:

P.S was talking about the rear entrance of AC btw

 

[Jjuraa]

i remember way way back one guy called Starhk made the most cringingly embarassing cyber MT ive ever seen.. we were all standing around at a relic raid defence, 30 to 40 people at least must have been in range of his /s..

im not gunna repeat what he said because it was completely obscene

i was round a friends house at the time, and we both saw it.. but it seemed that noone else picked up on it text was spamming pretty fast luckily for him. my friend got a SS though. will ask him if he still has it later on, although only view it if you really have no shame

 

[Ezteq]

i remember way way back one guy called Starhk made the most cringingly embarassing cyber MT ive ever seen.. we were all standing around at a relic raid defence, 30 to 40 people at least must have been in range of his /s..

im not gunna repeat what he said because it was completely obscene

i was round a friends house at the time, and we both saw it.. but it seemed that noone else picked up on it text was spamming pretty fast luckily for him. my friend got a SS though. will ask him if he still has it later on, although only view it if you really have no shame

i dont!! post it post it!!!!

 

[Danyan]

i was round a friends house at the time, and we both saw it.. but it seemed that noone else picked up on it text was spamming pretty fast luckily for him. my friend got a SS though. will ask him if he still has it later on, although only view it if you really have no shame

Shame, what's that?

 

[Jjuraa]

seriously not posting it on a forum where an under 18 could see it.. if youre really that horny pm me D) and il paste what was said... burned onto my retina tbh..

friend not online so cant ask if he still has the screenshot

 

[Chilly]

seriously not posting it on a forum where an under 18 could see it.. if youre really that horny pm me D) and il paste what was said... burned onto my retina tbh..

friend not online so cant ask if he still has the screenshot

oh fuck that man, cmon give us the goods!

 

[Danyan]

Use spoiler tags. You can't tell us about it then not spill the beans, it's cruel!

 

[Jjuraa]

nah im sticking to my guns here, if i did post it i bet it would get the thread locked and/or my account blocked

i seem to remember in a grp once, my GM (Vayasen ) was telling us about how he got another equally bad mistell from the same guy.. cant remember the exact words.. but it was pretty funny all the same.. Starkk really should have proof read his replies

 

[eggy]

tbh

 

[Ezteq]

rofl!!! gifv more mt's it's great when embarressing stuff happens to other people besides me, and Jjurra if you message a moderator with the message and ask if they think its suitable for the thread 1st then its a way to make sure you dont get locked and dropped

 

[yaruar]

nah im sticking to my guns here, if i did post it i bet it would get the thread locked and/or my account blocked

i seem to remember in a grp once, my GM (Vayasen ) was telling us about how he got another equally bad mistell from the same guy.. cant remember the exact words.. but it was pretty funny all the same.. Starkk really should have proof read his replies

I'm sure the mods won't mind as long as you tag it as not work safe/safe for young eyes

 

[Iceforge]

Not as much an MT as a funny (now, not then) accident, story is me and a friend used to share a house, and we sold Arcanium bars, I was only one who could salvage, so he putted the stuff for salvage on House Vault for me to salvage...

For those who don't understand Danish:

Shademeld: Oki
Me: You just pull the item over into inventory
Shademeld: FUCK IT IS GONE!!!
Me: Withdraw = Remove ALL money from CM
Shademeld: FFS!
Me: What item was it?
Shademeld: My Sword
Shademeld: Have you salvaged anything?
Shademeld: today?
Me: No.
Shademeld:I had put alot in..
Shademeld: wtf?
Shademeld: It do that itself?
Me: I salvaged alot last night
Me: Nope
Shademeld: I put it in yesterday
Shademeld: ffs
Me:
Shademeld: Now I lost my sword..
Shademeld: Mainhand
Shademeld: Bah dude
Shademeld: Have to use my level'ing sword then
Me: :S

** And *PUFF* Lvl 51 Crafter + SC'ede Qual 99% MainHand Sword gone with the wind **

 

[Zarklech]

I particularly like the excuse at the end lol .

Haha, i So remember that one, I am Palanor there. Was very funny indeed when he said it, was almost rofl irl .