Once upon a time...

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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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They were having a great time until Karam sent Sadam's two sons over to a nearby house to pick up some more beer and pretzels.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Where they were brutally shot by Tony Blair and his 1337 cr3w. George Bush shouted "we aer teh uber!11" and they drove away happily in their Abrams tank.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Karam decided that enough was enough! It was time to show the lefties of the world who was da mother f**kin' boss!
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Armed with microwaveable burritos and a can of gasoline he set out to right the wrongs of the 20th century.
 
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old.Dillinja

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a band of angry peace-protestors, led by...
 
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old.Dillinja

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said "karam u are so violent and racist i hate you :( now im gonna have to stab you up"
 
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old.Dillinja

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plastic knife from his easy cook set (3-10 years)
 
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adari

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and naturally aimed for Karams ass.

So Karam started...
 
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old.Dillinja

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saying "this brings back memories" but he knew he had to continue on his journey so he punched Repent in the face and carried on.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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open a can of whoop ass but he forgot to bring any with him. :/
 
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adari

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But then, out of the middle of nowhere, Uncle Sal came in to...
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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try and apprehend Karam and claim the bounty that was on offer for his capture.

Karam was all like, "Who the f**k are you?"
 
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leoric

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"Who the f**k am i"!!! replied uncle Sal, But...
 
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adari

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uncle Sal was nearly ready to start spamming insults but before he could he was squelched by Tilda, The IRL Moderator Of Doom And Scourge Of The Light Superhero, who...
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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was suddenly distracted by his anally obsessive need to have the bestest reaver in the whole wide world and left to find a computer to play on. Karam looked bemused for a moment and then carried on his merry, psychotic way.
 
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adari

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After a long walk thru America Kamar arrived at the white house where...
 
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old.Dillinja

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He strolled down the road towards the white house for a bit longer and threw a banana skin into a bin... "Stop throwing your trash into my house!" came a voice "Who are you?" said karam
"my name is sissyfoo!" said the voice... Karam took a closer look at the bin...
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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...and found that it was actually a cunningly disguised death star.
 
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BrassMonkey

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A giant mother trucking assboat flew out of it and...
 
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leoric

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then shouted "Whats the diddly ya,ll" aswell, Clentching his b*ll*x, While dropping to his knees....
 
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adari

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he found that his life was no longer of value without his willy, and while watching blood dripping off his stump he screamed...
 

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