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adari
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seriously... it was a joke
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loxleyhood
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And then suddenly Outlaw appeared, wearing only a......
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old.Dillinja
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paper bag with "here comes teh zerg!!11" written on it...
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loxleyhood
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which he had stolen from the corner shop, which greatly infuriated the....
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story so far:
Once upon a time, There was a Lurikeen dressed in pink, in a strange dark tree, who loved hugging this tree and kissing it, in a rather sensual manner, which led to lots of little trees, who were chopped into little pieces because his wife, a transexual named Karam, used them to pleasure the dogs he held in his shed.
karam often worked the streets looking for local members of parliment to perform sexual favors. on top of all that he felt good about it. but Adolf Hitler said "du bist eine farty pants!". Karam said thankyou and started to organise a petition to get him elected to government. Unfurtunately Karam had Told Tony Blair some of his political views. So Tony Blair called George Bush and asked him to declare war on Karam. but Karam had a clever plan, he decided to go and hide at his good friend Saddam's house in Iraq.
They were having a great time until Karam sent Sadam's two sons over to a nearby house to pick up some more beer and pretzels, Where they were brutally shot by Tony Blair and his 1337 cr3w. George Bush shouted "we aer teh uber!11" and they drove away happily in their Abrams tank. Karam decided that enough was enough! It was time to show the lefties of the world who was da mother f**kin' boss! So Karam went out to Nuke America Armed with microwaveable burritos and a can of gasoline he set out to right the wrongs of the 20th century. Unfortenately he was intercepted by a band of angry peace-protestors, led by Repent, who said "karam u are so violent and racist i hate you
now im gonna have to stab you up".
so he grabbed his plastic knife from his easy cook set (3-10 years), and naturally aimed for Karams ass. So Karam started saying "this brings back memories" but he knew he had to continue on his journey so he punched Repent in the face and carried on. So Karam went to washington to open a can of whoop ass but he forgot to bring any with him. :/ But then, out of the middle of nowhere, Uncle Sal came in to try and apprehend Karam and claim the bounty that was on offer for his capture. Karam was all like, "Who the f**k are you?". "Who the f**k am i"!!! replied uncle Sal, But uncle Sal was nearly ready to start spamming insults but before he could he was squelched by Tilda, The IRL Moderator Of Doom And Scourge Of The Light Superhero, who was suddenly distracted by his anally obsessive need to have the bestest reaver in the whole wide world and left to find a computer to play on. Karam looked bemused for a moment and then carried on his merry, psychotic way.
After a long walk thru America Karam arrived at the white house where He strolled down the road towards the white house for a bit longer and threw a banana skin into a bin... "Stop throwing your trash into my house!" came a voice "Who are you?" said karam
"my name is sissyfoo!" said the voice... Karam took a closer look at the bin, and found that it was actually a cunningly disguised death star. All of a sudden A giant mother trucking assboat flew out of it and crushed Karams love tool. Karam shouted "GOLLY GOSH!!!!oneone" then shouted "Whats the diddly ya,ll" aswell, Clentching his b*ll*x, While dropping to his knees. he found that his life was no longer of value without his willy, and while watching blood dripping off his stump he screamed "OH GOD NO, I FORGOT!!!! I NEVER HAD ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!" So anyway, he continued his way and range the doorbell of the white house, which was answered by Tony Blair dressed in a leather gimp suit and he said "who the f**k are you?", Followed by "i seem to have dropped my hairclip, could you grab it and give it back to me please?" obviously Karam bend over to pick it up, and Tony obviously taking advantage of Karam started ramming Karam in the ass with a shimmering arcanium 2h strapon.
Karam not being too happy about this... ...anyway, blair pushed him off a high building into a pile of goat shit where he can rot for the rest of his pathetic whiney little beggy life in misery untill he dies of, hopefully, a horrible disease and ends up in hell where he will be tortured for eternity by Satan himself.
The End.
then rex hunt came and said "wahoooooooo.." and we all ate fresh salmon.
And then suddenly Outlaw appeared, wearing only a paper bag with "here comes teh zerg!!11" written on it which he had stolen from the corner shop, which greatly infuriated the....
Once upon a time, There was a Lurikeen dressed in pink, in a strange dark tree, who loved hugging this tree and kissing it, in a rather sensual manner, which led to lots of little trees, who were chopped into little pieces because his wife, a transexual named Karam, used them to pleasure the dogs he held in his shed.
karam often worked the streets looking for local members of parliment to perform sexual favors. on top of all that he felt good about it. but Adolf Hitler said "du bist eine farty pants!". Karam said thankyou and started to organise a petition to get him elected to government. Unfurtunately Karam had Told Tony Blair some of his political views. So Tony Blair called George Bush and asked him to declare war on Karam. but Karam had a clever plan, he decided to go and hide at his good friend Saddam's house in Iraq.
They were having a great time until Karam sent Sadam's two sons over to a nearby house to pick up some more beer and pretzels, Where they were brutally shot by Tony Blair and his 1337 cr3w. George Bush shouted "we aer teh uber!11" and they drove away happily in their Abrams tank. Karam decided that enough was enough! It was time to show the lefties of the world who was da mother f**kin' boss! So Karam went out to Nuke America Armed with microwaveable burritos and a can of gasoline he set out to right the wrongs of the 20th century. Unfortenately he was intercepted by a band of angry peace-protestors, led by Repent, who said "karam u are so violent and racist i hate you
now im gonna have to stab you up".so he grabbed his plastic knife from his easy cook set (3-10 years), and naturally aimed for Karams ass. So Karam started saying "this brings back memories" but he knew he had to continue on his journey so he punched Repent in the face and carried on. So Karam went to washington to open a can of whoop ass but he forgot to bring any with him. :/ But then, out of the middle of nowhere, Uncle Sal came in to try and apprehend Karam and claim the bounty that was on offer for his capture. Karam was all like, "Who the f**k are you?". "Who the f**k am i"!!! replied uncle Sal, But uncle Sal was nearly ready to start spamming insults but before he could he was squelched by Tilda, The IRL Moderator Of Doom And Scourge Of The Light Superhero, who was suddenly distracted by his anally obsessive need to have the bestest reaver in the whole wide world and left to find a computer to play on. Karam looked bemused for a moment and then carried on his merry, psychotic way.
After a long walk thru America Karam arrived at the white house where He strolled down the road towards the white house for a bit longer and threw a banana skin into a bin... "Stop throwing your trash into my house!" came a voice "Who are you?" said karam
"my name is sissyfoo!" said the voice... Karam took a closer look at the bin, and found that it was actually a cunningly disguised death star. All of a sudden A giant mother trucking assboat flew out of it and crushed Karams love tool. Karam shouted "GOLLY GOSH!!!!oneone" then shouted "Whats the diddly ya,ll" aswell, Clentching his b*ll*x, While dropping to his knees. he found that his life was no longer of value without his willy, and while watching blood dripping off his stump he screamed "OH GOD NO, I FORGOT!!!! I NEVER HAD ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!" So anyway, he continued his way and range the doorbell of the white house, which was answered by Tony Blair dressed in a leather gimp suit and he said "who the f**k are you?", Followed by "i seem to have dropped my hairclip, could you grab it and give it back to me please?" obviously Karam bend over to pick it up, and Tony obviously taking advantage of Karam started ramming Karam in the ass with a shimmering arcanium 2h strapon.
Karam not being too happy about this... ...anyway, blair pushed him off a high building into a pile of goat shit where he can rot for the rest of his pathetic whiney little beggy life in misery untill he dies of, hopefully, a horrible disease and ends up in hell where he will be tortured for eternity by Satan himself.
The End.
then rex hunt came and said "wahoooooooo.." and we all ate fresh salmon.
And then suddenly Outlaw appeared, wearing only a paper bag with "here comes teh zerg!!11" written on it which he had stolen from the corner shop, which greatly infuriated the....
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old.Dillinja
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lol tbh
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adari
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i agree, lol
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Cap'n Sissyfoo
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Why is there an assboat in my secret deathstar-esque hideout? And what the hell IS an assboat? :S
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old.Dillinja
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It's a boat with asses on it... Tommy.
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Cap'n Sissyfoo
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Kinda pimp mobile but on water? Yep...sounds kinda like the type of thing I would keep around in my secret deathstar-esque hide out.
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old.Dillinja
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No, it's a queer boat.
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Coim-
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Oh ffs. My life is ruined. The second largest spam thread in this forum and I wasn't here to spam in it.
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adari
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wtfpwned
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Coim-
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That too.
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Karlo
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your using that phrase a lot lately.
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leoric
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Im telling you that story is going platinum, All the book sellers wanna buy!!!!
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Tilda
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Start a new story !!!
just under here
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loxleyhood
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adari
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thats like, something i wouldnt have expected you to say
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old.Dillinja
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Someone hacked Tilda's account. :uhoh:
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Coim-
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Aye. 
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muahahahha