ohtehfg! Im comming to terms with myself.

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When i moved from london right into the thick of the scouse community i kinda felt left out a little, i had no clue of the way they dressed or what is pud and what isnt, so like most ppl would i tryed to copy and wear nike etc.. but i always got it wrong in some part, so i went gothy at about 13 to 16, but i never rly fell for the "omg we hate our lives, nobody understands us, we are diffrent" goth bullshit, We are all diffrent from eachother ... but that doesnt mean u have to walk around lookin like a f0kin german pud!
I dont like the scouse accent, mainly becoz my mum told me i dont like it when I was a kid, but living in Liverpool for 15 years now, its kinda hard not to talk it so every time i talk i try not to sound scouse.

Now that I've started this new course, there are loads of scousers and woolybacks (ppl who try to act scouse when they dont even live in liverpool) and i found out they r very nice ppl, also I tryed to figure out what my background was, im a black or white.

After some thinking i've come to notice, im abit of both and i now gladly accept my scouse side becoz thats a big part of me weather i like it or not but i do understand when not to have the accent, Job Interviews, at home/work and with adults (age 30+ etc..)

There is a time and a place to act mature or to act yourself, i know this so im happy to be scouse, just thought i'd let you know I've come to terms with myself and i feel like a huge rock has been takin out of my thinking mind and im happy as christmas pud :)
 
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oh yah, I was ment to meet my gr8 aunty at Central Station in Liverpool today at 12am but i got there 30 mins be4 becoz my watch is retarded so im chillin out by this cake shop and i see these homies walk past me, one was lookin me dead in the eyes for atleast 7 seconds and thats a long time for eyecontact if someone is just walkin past.
Im like "the fuck ?!" and they kept talkin, then they looked at me, im like (inside my head) ".........shit" pulled my hands out my pockets and stud upright and got ready to kick these dudes in the pills and run like a bitch, they came upto me and went

"y0 mon!" "err hi" " you got 20p, we are stuk ere and we's need da phone" ......... (mind) "....relax, no need to try kill these guys"

"err, yeah 1 sec" /handed over 20p "thanks bro, SAFE!!" /fist up

"wtf ? ..... oh yah" /safe and i hit his first and winked, then they fucked off.

then i see these two security guards by the cake shop on their radios, im like "kay" bout 5 mins l8r these two cops r heading right for me, i just ignored them like normal then they go "exuse me, do you mind empytying your pocets" im like "err why ?"
"just do it please" so i do and the fuckers search me.

k, wtf ? they looked at eachother after they went through my pockets
"Where did you get this money son?"

"im in TOWN, people tend to bring money to BUY stuff"

"....someone reported you where selling drugs to a gang of lads"

"no, they fucking asked for some money to use the phone"
"language please"
"sorry"
"Im waitin for my aunt"
"right, well be careful, misunderstanding .... good day"
"wateva"

then my aunt came and i went to KFC, fuckin pud!
 
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Restart

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Please don't say you speak that way in real life? ;/ saying my Homies and shit, so fucking sad, and what a cool place to "chill out" at the Cake Shop.
 
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adari

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Who cares?

(RHETORICAL QUESTION REPENT!!! DO NOT ANSWER!!!)
 
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Repent Reloaded

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Originally posted by Restart
Please don't say you speak that way in real life? ;/ saying my Homies and shit, so fucking sad, and what a cool place to "chill out" at the Cake Shop.

cant u read, i was waiting for my aunt outside the cake shop, fucks sake. read be4 u flame numnut.

and it was the crew that asked me for 20p that talks like that not me, GOD DAMN IT READDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!111111111111111111111111111111111111111two
 
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leoric

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Thought you were gonna confess you was gay or summin looking at the title! :(
 
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Originally posted by leoric
Thought you were gonna confess you was gay or summin looking at the title! :(
yeah, i was gonna say /btw im not gay but i couldnt be arsed :)

why the sad face ? wish i was a battyboy ?
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by leoric
Thought you were gonna confess you was gay or summin looking at the title! :(

I thought he was going to admit that he is stupid, but that is obviously still beyond him.
 
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Restart

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Originally posted by Repent Reloaded
cant u read, i was waiting for my aunt outside the cake shop, fucks sake. read be4 u flame numnut.

and it was the crew that asked me for 20p that talks like that not me, GOD DAMN IT READDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!111111111111111111111111111111111111111two

I did read it, and afterwards wondered what the fucking point was in you even posting this wank, its even worse than the fucking spam threads, and lol at "crew"
 
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Originally posted by Restart
I did read it, and afterwards wondered what the fucking point was in you even posting this wank, its even worse than the fucking spam threads, and lol at "crew"

He is trying to tell us he enjoyed the full body cavity search the nice officers gave em
 
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Repent Reloaded

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
I thought he was going to admit that he is stupid, but that is obviously still beyond him.
:clap:
 
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Repent Reloaded

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Originally posted by Sibanac
He is trying to tell us he enjoyed the full body cavity search the nice officers gave em

wateva, im gettin a big vipe that half of u are closet gay men, if your not gay u can get a full body massage from a bloke and not be arsed, due to my active life in the Public Service we have shows all the time, we r all good m8s and its nothin gettin in the big shower together, quite pathetic rly that 2 coppers touchin ur pockets could be seen as a gay activity.
 
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marchegiani

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Originally posted by Repent Reloaded
woolybacks (ppl who try to act scouse when they dont even live in liverpool) ..............

i am happy to be scouse,

You wernt even born in liverpool so how can u be a scouser. In my book that makes you a woolyback or even a placcy scouser.
 
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old.job

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I can safely say as a fellow scouser (who also moved here, I was a Cornish pastie in my youth) that Liverpool has 2 sides, there are shed loads of tracky wearing scally fuckheads, but there is also a nice bush in my backgarden.
 
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marchegiani

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Scouse scallys are double funny. Everytime we used to go to cream they were every where. Stereo typical. Stripy lacoste jumpers, rockports, and tracky bottoms with their socks tucked in.
 
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old.job

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Can someone tell me who gave them the idea to tuck their shell-suits into their socks?
Grey shell-suit, black sock/trainers, is there is single girl on the planet who finds that attractive?

BTW Cream is coming back and there is a cool trendy bar in the docks called baby cream or summit.
 
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marchegiani

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Unless its at the courtyard it will never be the same for me.
 
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Conchabar

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Originally posted by Repent Reloaded
we r all good m8s and its nothin gettin in the big shower together

its ok to like other men repent most of the ppl here prefer women but what ever suites u m8 ;)
 
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llixeraxu

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
I thought he was going to admit that he is stupid, but that is obviously still beyond him.

Beyond a couple of people by the looks of this:rolleyes:

Leave him alone.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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You are such a cock, Repent. Don't you have any friends outside your little clique of 'pud heads' that you can tell all this to? We AREN'T your friends and we certainly don't...

GIVE A FLYING SHIT ABOUT YOUR FOOKIN' GRAN!!!
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Wasnt it his aunt he was talknig about? Thought we learnt about his gran 3 weeks ago.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
Wasnt it his aunt he was talknig about? Thought we learnt about his gran 3 weeks ago.

His great aunt.

Who fucking cares anyway? :p
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Dunno...just skim read the majority of it. I need a 'twat-english' dictionary to understand most of what he writes.
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Creativity usually works. Its not just one story, its a complex journey of different stories, every made-up and stupid word is a turning point, it can mean what you want it to mean (and there are a lot of stupid words in what he writes), cant you see how powerful that is?
 
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