Next time you decide to take a bath

Quige

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!wince!

I knew a lad at school that had only one chestnut.

Something to do with running into a streetlamp.

Of course the whole school knew, and never let him forget they knew for the next 4 years.

Teenagers are so so cruel.
 

Gumbo

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You know he really did it 'experimenting' with the vacuum cleaner, don't you :p
 

Gombur Glodson

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Gumbo said:
You know he really did it 'experimenting' with the vacuum cleaner, don't you :p

Nah that only leaves marks.... erhm.. I mean....

LOOK BEHIND YOU!

*runs away*
 

Embattle

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Well I just had a bath, then again I think I would keep the cat/dog/etc outside of the bathroon :)
 

Sharma

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Right im getting mixed feelings here culmunating into one:

  • Laughter
  • Digust
  • Pain

At the present moment im killing myself laughing while cringing and feeling slightly sick. :p
 

Whipped

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A guy at school once lost a bollock falling off the back of a bike while being given a "Backey" Got caught between the wheel and the forks. Ouch!
 

worMatty

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NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

I thought he was gonna' say the dog lapped the water and bit his manhood off. That would be an easier story to swallow (pun unintensional) than being neutered by your own dog.

So he was lying in the bath, sipping champagne? Uhhhh...
 

Quige

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Whipped said:
A guy at school once lost a bollock falling off the back of a bike while being given a "Backey" Got caught between the wheel and the forks. Ouch!
That almost sounds worse ... with a dog's claw you can imagine some slicing, bollock dropping out, with the wheel and spokes thing, it's more like its just ripped and torn off your body. That sounds a lot more painful.

... though in pain terms either option is going to be like infinite pain vs infinite pain + 1.
 

Bym

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Erm, I can hardly blame him for fainting...... :puke:
 

Sharma

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Whipped said:
A guy at school once lost a bollock falling off the back of a bike while being given a "Backey" Got caught between the wheel and the forks. Ouch!

I think im insane as i found that hilarious. :D
 

Tenko

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I don't like that story :eek:

I don't like dogs and I don't like stories about guys loosing their nuts.

I'm not sure I like stories about baths now either, I think I'm traumatised :(
 

Luribomb

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God that must've hurt! It already hurts a lot when you are just kicked in the nuts.....
 

Yoni

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bloody hell if he only fainted he did well :puke:
 

leggy

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Whipped's story was better. And he managed to make me cringe in one sentence.

The other guy, well, call me a sceptic but I have a feeling he's a lying tosser. Make that half a tosser.
 

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