Next time you decide to take a bath

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Gombur Glodson, Dec 29, 2003.

  1. Panda On Smack

    Panda On Smack Can't get enough of FH

    heh, that's nasty
  2. Wij

    Wij I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh !!!!!!11
  3. Whipped

    Whipped Part of the furniture

  4. Quige

    Quige Fledgling Freddie


    I knew a lad at school that had only one chestnut.

    Something to do with running into a streetlamp.

    Of course the whole school knew, and never let him forget they knew for the next 4 years.

    Teenagers are so so cruel.
  5. Brynn

    Brynn Can't get enough of FH

    :( ouch
  6. PLightstar

    PLightstar Part of the furniture

    My God, im glad I take Showers and lock the door.
  7. PR.

    PR. Fledgling Freddie

  8. fatbusinessman

    fatbusinessman Fledgling Freddie

    Showers are the only way to go, I have to say.

    That and not having a dog.
  9. Gumbo

    Gumbo FH is my second home

    You know he really did it 'experimenting' with the vacuum cleaner, don't you :p
  10. Gombur Glodson

    Gombur Glodson Fledgling Freddie

    Nah that only leaves marks.... erhm.. I mean....


    *runs away*
  11. Embattle

    Embattle FH is my second home

    Well I just had a bath, then again I think I would keep the cat/dog/etc outside of the bathroon :)
  12. Darthshearer

    Darthshearer Can't get enough of FH


    Man thats is one painful story :(
  13. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH

    Right im getting mixed feelings here culmunating into one:

    • Laughter
    • Digust
    • Pain

    At the present moment im killing myself laughing while cringing and feeling slightly sick. :p
  14. Gombur Glodson

    Gombur Glodson Fledgling Freddie

    You would cry too if it happend to yoouu.

    Dam da dam dam da!
  15. Meatballs

    Meatballs Loyal Freddie

    oh sweet jesus :(
  16. Cyfr

    Cyfr Banned

    Nice... oO
  17. Whipped

    Whipped Part of the furniture

    A guy at school once lost a bollock falling off the back of a bike while being given a "Backey" Got caught between the wheel and the forks. Ouch!
  18. Simon

    Simon Fledgling Freddie

    guess it wasnt nice for whoever found him :s
  19. worMatty

    worMatty One of Freddy's beloved


    I thought he was gonna' say the dog lapped the water and bit his manhood off. That would be an easier story to swallow (pun unintensional) than being neutered by your own dog.

    So he was lying in the bath, sipping champagne? Uhhhh...
  20. Quige

    Quige Fledgling Freddie

    That almost sounds worse ... with a dog's claw you can imagine some slicing, bollock dropping out, with the wheel and spokes thing, it's more like its just ripped and torn off your body. That sounds a lot more painful.

    ... though in pain terms either option is going to be like infinite pain vs infinite pain + 1.
  21. Tilda

    Tilda Moderator Moderator

    eurg, thats gotta hurt :(
    showers all the way
  22. Bym

    Bym One of Freddy's beloved

    Erm, I can hardly blame him for fainting...... :puke:
  23. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH

    I think im insane as i found that hilarious. :D
  24. Wij

    Wij I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    and sensual ?
  25. SawTooTH

    SawTooTH Can't get enough of FH

  26. Tenko

    Tenko Fledgling Freddie

    I don't like that story :eek:

    I don't like dogs and I don't like stories about guys loosing their nuts.

    I'm not sure I like stories about baths now either, I think I'm traumatised :(
  27. Luribomb

    Luribomb Fledgling Freddie

    God that must've hurt! It already hurts a lot when you are just kicked in the nuts.....
  28. Yoni

    Yoni Cockb@dger / Klotehommel

    bloody hell if he only fainted he did well :puke:
  29. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    Whipped's story was better. And he managed to make me cringe in one sentence.

    The other guy, well, call me a sceptic but I have a feeling he's a lying tosser. Make that half a tosser.

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