Next time you decide to take a bath

[Gombur Glodson]

http://www.antonius-bayle.org/showthread.php?t=2765&page=1&pp=15

 

[Panda On Smack]

heh, that's nasty

 

[Wij]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh !!!!!!11

 

[Whipped]

*cringes*

 

[Quige]

!wince!

I knew a lad at school that had only one chestnut.

Something to do with running into a streetlamp.

Of course the whole school knew, and never let him forget they knew for the next 4 years.

Teenagers are so so cruel.

 

[Brynn]

ouch

 

[PLightstar]

My God, im glad I take Showers and lock the door.

 

[PR.]

Ow

 

[fatbusinessman]

Showers are the only way to go, I have to say.

That and not having a dog.

 

[Gumbo]

You know he really did it 'experimenting' with the vacuum cleaner, don't you

 

[Gombur Glodson]

You know he really did it 'experimenting' with the vacuum cleaner, don't you

Nah that only leaves marks.... erhm.. I mean....

LOOK BEHIND YOU!

*runs away*

 

[Embattle]

Well I just had a bath, then again I think I would keep the cat/dog/etc outside of the bathroon

 

[Darthshearer]

Man thats is one painful story

 

[Sharma]

Right im getting mixed feelings here culmunating into one:

• Laughter
• Digust
• Pain

At the present moment im killing myself laughing while cringing and feeling slightly sick.

 

[Gombur Glodson]

You would cry too if it happend to yoouu.

Dam da dam dam da!

 

[Meatballs]

oh sweet jesus

 

[Cyfr]

Nice... oO

 

[Whipped]

A guy at school once lost a bollock falling off the back of a bike while being given a "Backey" Got caught between the wheel and the forks. Ouch!

 

[Simon]

guess it wasnt nice for whoever found him :s

 

[worMatty]

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

I thought he was gonna' say the dog lapped the water and bit his manhood off. That would be an easier story to swallow (pun unintensional) than being neutered by your own dog.

So he was lying in the bath, sipping champagne? Uhhhh...

 

[Quige]

A guy at school once lost a bollock falling off the back of a bike while being given a "Backey" Got caught between the wheel and the forks. Ouch!

That almost sounds worse ... with a dog's claw you can imagine some slicing, bollock dropping out, with the wheel and spokes thing, it's more like its just ripped and torn off your body. That sounds a lot more painful.

... though in pain terms either option is going to be like infinite pain vs infinite pain + 1.

 

[Tilda]

eurg, thats gotta hurt
showers all the way

 

[Bym]

Erm, I can hardly blame him for fainting...... uke:

 

[Sharma]

A guy at school once lost a bollock falling off the back of a bike while being given a "Backey" Got caught between the wheel and the forks. Ouch!

I think im insane as i found that hilarious.

 

[Wij]

I think im insane as i found that hilarious.

and sensual ?

 

[SawTooTH]

nuts

 

[Tenko]

I don't like that story

I don't like dogs and I don't like stories about guys loosing their nuts.

I'm not sure I like stories about baths now either, I think I'm traumatised

 

[Luribomb]

God that must've hurt! It already hurts a lot when you are just kicked in the nuts.....

 

[Yoni]

bloody hell if he only fainted he did well uke:

 

[leggy]

Whipped's story was better. And he managed to make me cringe in one sentence.

The other guy, well, call me a sceptic but I have a feeling he's a lying tosser. Make that half a tosser.