Next time you decide to take a bath

[L_Plates]

i feel ill










Poor bastard.

 

[Tom]

I remember being read an article once in a woman's magazine. It was from a girl who had been playing bouncy bouncy with her boyfriend, and bounced a little bit too high. She came down and quite literally 'snapped' his penis. They packed it in frozen peas and waited for the ambulance. He made a full recovery.

Not me though, I was still being sick outside in the back yard.

 

[Gombur Glodson]

Jesus fuck

Argh! That nearly made me puke

 

[raw]

That is fucking harsh.

 

[caLLous]

You wanna see harsh, watch I Spit On Your Grave. :|

 

[raw]

whats that? :/

 

[Reverend Flatus]

I wish I hadn't read this thread.

 

[Jopasc]

Damn thats gotta hurt!! While playing football I got kicked in the nuts during a sliding tackle that went wrong. Ended up with a twisted tube inside the sack, so they had to cut it open and 'untwist' it so I didn't become a jaffa.

I walked like John Wayne for 2 weeks after, so I can imagine the pain this guy went through :kissit:

 

[SFXman]

i had a friend once who had a kinda similar thing .. other kids called him einstein.

Hahahhaa... I just cracked up when I saw that post in the thread telling the story...

 

[Siftwind]

You would cry too if it happend to yoouu.

Dam da dam dam da!

His nuts were parted so he'll cry if he wants to, cry if he wants to.....