News Murdoch's creampie attacker gets 6 months in jail!

[cHodAX]

What a fucking farce, assault with a creamy semi-liquid solid now carries a 6 week sentencing eh? How about the fuckers that beat up grannies for their pension books and only 6 months? Is that justice?

BBC News - Murdoch foam attack: 'Jonnie Marbles' jailed

 

[Helme]

He's gonna get a longer sentence than anybody involved in the phone hacking lols

As if it wasn't already painfully obvious that there's two types of law, one set for us normal mortals and one for the rich cunts.

 

[megadave]

"After pleading guilty to the offences last week, the part-time comic told reporters, "I would just like to say this has been the most humble day of my life", mimicking Mr Murdoch's statement to the MPs"

haha

 

[Tom]

Too fucking right he should be locked up.

He didn't do this to somebody on the street, he went into Parliament and interfered with an important (and open) investigation into the actions of a popular newspaper, actions which have been in the news for months now.

The silly twat can rot.

 

[Chilly]

It might also mean that next time one of these things is held it wont be so public, which will be a real shame.

I'm with Tom.

 

[DaGaffer]

What a fucking farce, assault with a creamy semi-liquid solid now carries a 6 week sentencing eh? How about the fuckers that beat up grannies for their pension books and only 6 months? Is that justice?

BBC News - Murdoch foam attack: 'Jonnie Marbles' jailed

Why does the thread title say 6 months in jail? Been taking lessons in tabloid journalism have we?

 

[cHodAX]

Why does the thread title say 6 months in jail? Been taking lessons in tabloid journalism have we?

You smell, that isn't libel, just recorded fact!

 

[Ch3tan]

Daily fail cho, that's what we call him.

And Tom and chilly are right. He's a twat out for nothing but self promotion.

 

[megadave]

chode-ax

 

[rynnor]

Unless he had previous that seems an excessive sentence - I would have expected a suspended sentence - it was a foam pie after all?

 

[ECA]

The judge wanted him in jail so he can get a real creampie.

 

[Scouse]

... interfered with an important (and open) investigation ...

May have been open - but it was definitely not important or they'd have had some professionals on the panel.

The proceedings were a joke - he just showed them up for what they were IMO

 

[BloodOmen]

The judge wanted him in jail so he can get a real creampie.

Lol.

 

[Embattle]

Good.

 

[Corran]

so weeks are months, months must be years, and days weeks now mr cho cho?

 

[Billargh]

Kinda funny how Murdoch is only doing 6 weeks in jail then eh

 

[Access Denied]

The whole bloody thing has been a media circus. Seems a bit harsh for a cream-pie in the face. I don't remember the woman flinging a custard pie in Jeremy Clarksons face getting a jail sentence.

 

[megadave]

Jeremy Clarkson deserves getting a creampie in his face.

So does Murdoch obviously, but this was the one time to hold him to account and the douchebag "comedian" stole the headlines and gave Murdoch some sympathy.

 

[kiliarien]

I'm sorry, but I have witnessed several assaults that have been relatively nasty and in some cases the assailant has had no cause or real provocation and they weren't put in jail. This is fucking ridiculous.

Tom & Chilly - since when has this 'open' investigation been important?; it's yet another media shitstorm this time fuelled by government to show they're doing something, even though it's abundantly clear nobody knows how far it's gone yet. Another govt baffle them with bullshit dazzle them with diamonds attempt without doing anything useful. And I'm not being political, I believe all govts do it.

And Murdoch, saying 'well I'm sorry it's just 1% of my company so how am I expected to look at it?' Answer: Corporate liability you moron. It doesn't matter how much of your empire it is, it's still part of your empire.

I shall say no more actually, this phone tapping stuff is occupying too much of everyone's time as it is.

 

[JingleBells]

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