Rant Munters

[Trem]

I have never asked a girl out, I am far too shy and scared of pretty much anyone. But more than that I really don't take rejection well at all.

Having said that I have had a few ladies but mainly because they made the effort in the first place. Me and Samm have been together for 12 years now so its been a while.

 

[soze]

I have suffered the reverse where i have been getting my booogie on and a really hot girl has walked over started dancing and after a few minutes said sorry some wierdo was following me but you scared them off.

 

[Trem]

i have suffered the reverse where i have been getting my booogie on and a really hot girl has walked over started dancing and after a few minutes said sorry some wierdo was following me but you scared them off.

lmfao!

:d

 

[old.Tohtori]

That description doesn't sound to fit Russell, not that I've ever seen her, but she doesn't sound like that.

Once said no to a bloke who politely asked, 'Is this seat taken?' Big mistake got stalked for months, never again.

Oh aye, i know russel ain't a b*tch. She would probably ask to take a seat, and if it came up, politey tap on her ring to which i'd reply "Ah, lucky you." or some such :lol:

Just that, majority make the rules, muc like in russells case, an oiled up weirdo makes all men look more like oiled up weirdos in future.

 

[Scouse]

most bitches aint got the skills to keep up with my moves.

Gay tbfh



BTW. THREE pages already? You going for some sort of thread-length record Russell?

 

[Scouse]

What ever happened to conversation and a good flirt?

Most kids can't handle that because of a lack of education nowadays.

within as little as 2-3 minutes you can be sticking your tongue down their throat.

I'm going to go out on a limb on this one and used a word currently banned from polite society (because it upsets people): England's a country full of sluts now...

and:

its true. i know near enough the full range of nightclub dancing.
youve got your classic 70s, traditional rave, the generic black man and finger pointing to name a few.

Yep. Definately gay

 

[Dukat]

A very short oily man dances up behind me

Am I really the only one here who thought "OMG WHAT WAS JUP DOING THERE?" at this point? *runs*

 

[lecter]

like all of these places it depends where you go. If you live in a backwater then you have limited options. In general avoid.

Oceania
Liquid
Brannigans

Oh and park (aka shark) avenue in Richmond.

lecter

 

[old.user4556]

fucken hell, it's Lecter; hello! Haven't seen that name about since early QW days.

 

[lecter]

Bonjour le grande G

 

[tris-]

Yep. Definately gay

you wont be saying that when i bust a micheal jackson on your missues then doggy style her on the dance floor.

the correct term is 'nocturnally cultured'

 

[russell]

Also, would like to point out, that it all depends on your dancing style. If you're dressed in a miniskirt, push-up bra, 10 inch heels and are shaking your rump like a thump-a-thump tumbledrier, don't except polite conversation

Surely women should be able to wear what they like and dance how they like and if men cant control their urges and act appropriately, that is their problem.

I have never asked a girl out, I am far too shy and scared of pretty much anyone. Me and Samm have been together for 12 years now so its been a while.

That is lovely. And shyness is a very desirable quality in a bloke btw

I have suffered the reverse where i have been getting my booogie on and a really hot girl has walked over started dancing and after a few minutes said sorry some wierdo was following me but you scared them off.

A compliment -she trusted you, you should have followed it up

Oh aye, i know russel ain't a b*tch. She would probably ask to take a seat, ... muc like in russells case, an oiled up weirdo makes all men look more like oiled up weirdos in future.

I would be delighted to sit by you and partake in a chat Mr Old T. I know some women are idiots too and I dont think all men are oily wierdos

England's a country full of sluts now...

I actually love the word 'slut'

Am I really the only one here who thought "OMG WHAT WAS JUP DOING THERE?" at this point? *runs*

Repped. rofl

you wont be saying that when i bust a micheal jackson on your missues then doggy style her on the dance floor.

Like a man who can move

 

[old.user4556]

That is lovely. And shyness is a very desirable quality in a bloke btw

In your opinion.

 

[Trem]

you wont be saying that when i bust a micheal jackson on your missues then doggy style her on the dance floor.

the correct term is 'nocturnally cultured'

Fucking quality

 

[old.Tohtori]

Surely women should be able to wear what they like and dance how they like and if men cant control their urges and act appropriately, that is their problem.

Umm.

Well.

No. Not if they complain about beig hornied up by oily men.

You see, err...women know, very well, that a slutty outfit will attract horny men, ergo, dressing slutty is their choice and henshforth, their problem if they attract people who are attracted to slutty dressed women.

Ofcourse they can wear what they want, but you know very well where the limit goes with "looking good" and "Look at these" and what the consequence will be

In short, dress like a horny schoolgirl, go right ahead, it's your right, but you'll be treated like one, and can't complain about it as you well know what happens.

 

[tris-]

Like a man who can move

im sure i could arrange an agressive doggy style for you.

 

[russell]

I meant dance.

Highlighted the wrong quote

 

[throdgrain]

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were starting to get on each others nerves.
One morning the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to annoy each other. Why don't we split up today? I'll hike north and spend the day looking round; you hike south and spend the day as you want. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the camp fire."

The second friend agrees and sets off south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat and dried out, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wild flowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated overhead all day. How was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railway tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, and gently lifted her off the tracks and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally when I was so tired I could hardly move, I came back to camp."

"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"
"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find her head."
__________________

 

[russell]

And shyness is a very desirable quality in a bloke btw. IMO

Better?

 

[tris-]

I meant dance.

Highlighted the wrong quote

SURE.

more like you cant handle the tristram factor.

 

[russell]

Umm.

Well.

No. Not if they complain about beig hornied up by oily men.

You see, err...women know, very well, that a slutty outfit will attract horny men, ergo, dressing slutty is their choice and henshforth, their problem if they attract people who are attracted to slutty dressed women.

Ofcourse they can wear what they want, but you know very well where the limit goes with "looking good" and "Look at these" and what the consequence will be

In short, dress like a horny schoolgirl, go right ahead, it's your right, but you'll be treated like one, and can't complain about it as you well know what happens.

So are you saying that if a woman chooses to wear a short skirt and a low cut top she is asking for it?

 

[Trem]

In your opinion.

It is her opinion and if she wasn't married to Edmond I am sure my shyness would do it for her.

You and your jealousy G, you know I will always be yours *blushes in a shy way*

 

[russell]

SURE.

more like you cant handle the tristram factor.

Actually you are starting to scare me. When you post I now think 'John Travlota'

 

[Edmond]

It is her opinion and if she wasn't married to Edmond I am sure my shyness would do it for her.

Dont start with that agian, its me that gets it in the neck

 

[tris-]

Actually you are starting to scare me. When you post I now think 'John Travlota'

john travolta is only a small part of my skill set.
i have got a hairy chest in real life.
not whispy pubes either, full on carpet.

some of my disco moves even allow me to travel back through time

 

[russell]

OMG its all true then.

 

[tris-]

if one hs pics then one does have proof of the matter.

 

[Uara]

Yes so is the rules of POIDH

 

[russell]

Ah shut up already!

 

[Uara]

Im hurt, i was only do it in reference to tris picture and how it proves he can time-travel