Rant Munters

[russell]

Now I am not a cruel woman and I like to let a man down easily, but why is it that you go for a fun night out with your girlfriends and total munters keep trying to pull you and wont take no for an answer?

So we are in a club/bar and its huge and has a dance floor which is belting out eighties tracks. Its great! All done out in film themes and packed with people from all walks of life. We are merry and so we dance and dance and we are loving it.

Then it starts...

A very short oily man dances up behind me, so I change places and move away. He follows me. So me and Debs move to the other side of the dance floor. He finds us and is staring and staring. So I tell him we are not interested. So he smiles and tries to touch me. So we leave and go to the other side to the heaving bar and he follows us. We go back to dance, so does he. A kind man sees my distress and moves in to put the man off. 2 hours later he follows me again, so I just lose it and tell him to 'f*ck off'. He tells me I have 'too much pride'.

I always thought it takes guts to approach a woman and so I'm am careful to be kind and not mean. I dont like telling people to get lost, but this was ridiculous and nearly ruined my night.

He wasnt the only one. We were plagued by men dancing up behind us in a really slimey way. Like you see in films about really sad men. I cant believe that it actually happens in real life. It was horrible. We were total munter magnets. (munter= creepy man)

Surely they could see we were all just having a laugh and had big, shiny wedding rings on? We were so not on the pull and ended up feeling harrassed by the end of the night.

So Freddies if you ever go 'on the pull' do not dance up behind the 'chosen' woman and try to feel her up.... IT DOES NOT WORK and is really nasty.

Seriously -I know none of you on here would do that.

 

[Chilly]

Have you never been to a nightclub before or something?

 

[dysfunction]

you should be asking which nightclub so you can be the "Knight in shining Armour" to save her from the oily midgets...or get an oily midget for yourself in Trems case.

 

[russell]

Have you never been to a nightclub before or something?

Course I have, but not one where male slime touches you up persistently. They usually talk to me first?
Is that how you would behave?

 

[Scouse]

Now I am not a cruel woman and I like to let a man down easily, but why is it that you go for a fun night out with your girlfriends and total munters keep trying to pull you and wont take no for an answer?

Y'see. You started off badly there because, as a bloke, you've got to have a go, you don't know beforehand whether the woman's going to put you in the "munter" category, and persistence often pays off...

But:

A very short oily man dances up behind me, so I change places and move away. He follows me. So me and Debs move to the other side of the dance floor. He finds us and is staring and staring. So I tell him we are not interested. So he smiles and tries to touch me. So we leave and go to the other side to the heaving bar and he follows us. We go back to dance, so does he. A kind man sees my distress and moves in to put the man off. 2 hours later he follows me again, so I just lose it and tell him to 'f*ck off'. He tells me I have 'too much pride'.

I'm with ya now. Once they fuck off, you should leave 'em alone. This bloke was a weirdo. And probably a virgin...

We were plagued by men dancing up behind us in a really slimey way.

*cough*nightclub*cough*

Surely they could see we were all just having a laugh and had big, shiny wedding rings on?

Ah. Here we differ. Most women go to nightclubs for fun. Most men go to nightclubs to get laid. Wedding rings make no difference because of the amount of women who 'forget' they've got them.

Seriously -I know none of you on here would do that.

I personally don't. I can't hear a word anyone says in a nightclub/pub with loud music/pub with no music but loads of people talking. I think it's called being "socially deaf" - so I go to old men's pubs and drink bitter and talk to small groups of friends in my drunken way

Unfortunately most of the women who frequent such establisments are munters

 

[tris-]

ive been going out on the tiles for the past 5 years (and worked in clubs for about 2) and the most common approach IS to dance up behind someone.
obviously rubbing genitals onto the ass is not usually done first. generally the man would keep about a 2-3" gap, tap the waist and wait for a response.
the positive female response is to back the booty onto the love snake. negative is for the woman to fuck off somewhere else.
at this point you find out if the man is whats known as a 'sexual predator'.
if hes stood outside the door step when you get home, call the police.

if he followed you around the club, also known as stalking, you should tell a bouncer. they take great delight in sorting someone out whos only half their size.

i dont really dance up behind a hoe though. i slap their ass, wait for them to turn round and mimic an agressive doggy style session.

 

[Jupitus]

I go to old men's pubs and drink bitter and talk to small groups of friends in my drunken way

Unfortunately most of the women who frequent such establisments are munters

... but at least you know you'll be able to get served when you want

 

[russell]

OMG! I really thought this was odd. Most men I know wouldnt been seen dead rubbing themselves up and down women_ they would at least talk to them first!!

I wasnt really a club -more a huge pub and 90% of men were there having a good time (yes some even danced) and they were not rubbing up and annoying women.

Tris -do you dance up behind girls then?

 

[Jupitus]

ive been going out on the tiles for the past 5 years and the most common approach IS to dance up behind someone.
obviously rubbing genitals onto the ass is not usually done first. generally the man would keep about a 2-3" gap, tap the waist and wait for a response.

[yorkshire]Eeee, when I were a lad....[/yorkshire]

What this chap obviously needs is a Grenade Man TM.

A Grenade Man is a friend of yours who casts aside all of his own considerations for his friend. He will stroll on up to the target's friend no matter what she looks like (this includes sheep and cows, naturally) and will make the boldest move to dance with her possible, within the realms of politeness, naturally, a move akin to throwing grenades around as a distraction to allow the hero to win the day. This paves the way for his friend to move on in and dance in a friendly mature way, making jokes about how bad Grenade Man is at dancing and generally amuse the target, thus breaking the ice in a fun and yet non-threatening way

 

[Uara]

so I go to old men's pubs and drink bitter and talk to small groups of friends in my drunken way

Haha im with you on that one!! I like to go somewhere where I can actually hear my friends chat, it is nice once in a while to go somewhere that is a bit loud, but not all the time.

Plus the quiet pub I goto has pint glasses with handles, can't beat them

 

[Belgerath]

[yorkshire]Eeee, when I were a lad....[/yorkshire]

What this chap obviously needs is a Grenade Man TM.

A Grenade Man is a friend of yours who casts aside all of his own considerations for his friend. He will stroll on up to the target's friend no matter what she looks like (this includes sheep and cows, naturally) and will make the boldest move to dance with her possible, within the realms of politeness, naturally, a move akin to throwing grenades around as a distraction to allow the hero to win the day. This paves the way for his friend to move on in and dance in a friendly mature way, making jokes about how bad Grenade Man is at dancing and generally amuse the target, thus breaking the ice in a fun and yet non-threatening way

So thats what was going on in that Gay Club...............

 

[tris-]

when i approached women i did dance behind them, simply because in my generation its the thing to do. women expect it and they expect men to do it. aslong as everyone knows the gap rule, booty backing and no stalking it all works without a problem.

generally women ask me if im gay though, dancing or not. ive been sat down after work once and a woman asked me straight out "are you gay?". ive never found out why everyone thinks i am without blowing my own trumpet i have had people tell me i am "too good looking". i didnt know only gays could look good. maybe its related.
usually i just dance without approaching anyone. most bitches aint got the skills to keep up with my moves.

 

[russell]

ive been going out on the tiles for the past 5 years (and worked in clubs for about 2) and the most common approach IS to dance up behind someone.
i dont really dance up behind a hoe though. i slap their ass, wait for them to turn round and mimic an agressive doggy style session.

So this is the norm? Yuck. How things have changed.

 

[tris-]

So this is the norm? Yuck. How things have changed.

for my generation yeh. though you do get the odd 30-40 yr olds thinking they still young and trying it on people. then its just wrong.

but women expect the men to do it so who can you blame there?
you have about a 1 in 50,000 chance of a woman approaching a man.
usually if you can get passed the dancing up part, they turn around and within as little as 2-3 minutes you can be sticking your tongue down their throat.

 

[Jupitus]

for my generation yeh. though you do get the odd 30-40 yr olds thinking they still young and trying it on people. then its just wrong.

I dance like my dad

 

[russell]

for my generation yeh. though you do get the odd 30-40 yr olds thinking they still young and trying it on people. then its just wrong.

but women expect the men to do it so who can you blame there?

What? They expect to have slimey man dancing/ thrusting up behind them? And following them round staring them out?

Christ I am glad I am 34 and past it

 

[Jupitus]

Christ I am glad I am 34 and past it

... a mere child!!!

 

[russell]

they turn around and within as little as 2-3 minutes you can be sticking your tongue down their throat.

What ever happened to conversation and a good flirt?

 

[tris-]

What? They expect to have slimey man dancing/ thrusting up behind them? And following them round staring them out?

Christ I am glad I am 34 and past it

no you see that isnt whats expected. the rules are pretty much voluntary but most people follow them. presenting the snake prematurely isnt acceptable and neither is dance floor stalking.

What ever happened to conversation and a good flirt?

thats what i want to know.

 

[russell]

. most bitches aint got the skills to keep up with my moves.

rofl

 

[Chilly]

Course I have, but not one where male slime touches you up persistently. They usually talk to me first?
Is that how you would behave?

Of course not, but I see it regularly enough and hear the moans from girls I'm out with, similar to yours.

 

[tris-]

rofl

its true. i know near enough the full range of nightclub dancing.
youve got your classic 70s, traditional rave, the generic black man and finger pointing to name a few.

 

[Belgerath]

Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!

O yea im hip! :worthy:

 

[tris-]

Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!

O yea im hip! :worthy:

you could string that up with the butterfly, swimming, post the letter, stack the shelves, evolving triangle, frank bruno, reach for the sky and sow the seeds.
its a beautiful site/sight.

 

[Belgerath]

Genius Tris

Im of to hit the clubs!

Crap im married..........:lol:

 

[Tom]

Hang on, you went to what is effectively a cattle market and were surprised when probably the equivalent of a Welsh farmer sized you up?

 

[sayward]

Glad I'm not out there, I'd've probably been thrown out for decking him!

 

[old.Tohtori]

What ever happened to conversation and a good flirt?

"Women who think every man is up to grab some behind and try for the next american dildo" happened

As a comparison; went out, asked a pretty lady if i can sit, got the deadly look and "Can't you see i'm f*cking married!?"

Polite version of answer; "No, your hands weren't visible and i can't see through a table."

Buddha on a bicycle, a flirt would be a "hand down their knickers" to those women.


Also, would like to point out, that it all depends on your dancing style. If you're dressed in a miniskirt, push-up bra, 10 inch heels and are shaking your rump like a thump-a-thump tumbledrier, don't except polite conversation

 

[Insane]

i dont really dance up behind a hoe though. i slap their ass, wait for them to turn round and mimic an agressive doggy style session.

You owe me a replacement monitor because of that!

 

[sayward]

That description doesn't sound to fit Russell, not that I've ever seen her, but she doesn't sound like that.

Once said no to a bloke who politely asked, 'Is this seat taken?' Big mistake got stalked for months, never again.