men dont listen

[Tisme]

On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

The flight attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he was in a hospital. He opened his eyes and a nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.

"What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.






"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover - your penis is under your pillow."

Men Never Listen . . .

 

[Raven]

hi Tisme :wub:

 

[k9awya]

really wish i could put tradition aside and say it was funny

but it fucking wasnt

 

[Babazoo]

really wish i could put tradition aside and say it was funny

but it fucking wasnt

Unlike you ofc ... Nobhead :kissit:

 

[gunner440]

Unlike you ofc ... Nobhead :kissit:

why resort to the name calling?

 

[Aoami]

fuck me that was weak

 

[Ballade.]

I Found it funny give more Tisme

 

[Daws]

Reasonable tbh. Although there's no reason not to post jokes... some people will like them some people won't. There's no need to cuss her up every time k9.

 

[Brynn]

class

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

why resort to the name calling?

i'd rather have a name than a number


#693 a.k.a Gamblor

 

[Ala]

Damn wish I was on that plane last time I flew all I remember is trying to hover far enough above the seat and not piss all over the floor in the process

 

[Babazoo]

why resort to the name calling?

Do you actually read these Forums Gunner ?

Do a search on this guy and see what a Fuckwit he really is !!

 

[Vodkafairy]

Do you actually read these Forums Gunner ?

Do a search on this guy and see what a Fuckwit he really is !!

aye !!

 

[k9awya]

babazoo i dont even know who you are.. go away

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Be strong K9, don't let the bullies get to you.

 

[Khale]

Haha lol

 

[Chilly]

Not bad tisme, heard it b4 so not as good as it might have been

 

[Babazoo]

babazoo i dont even know who you are.. go away

Shame .... i have a good picture of you painted .... Retarded ... Geek ... Stalker also springs to mind.

Check how many of Tisme's posts this Twat has attacked.

btw wheres your Bum Buddy Bro ST. :kissit:

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

K9 remember, sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.

 

['Shy]

babazoo i dont even know who you are.. go away

Tisme's husband

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

[QUOTE='Shy]Tisme's husband [/QUOTE]
Urgh, this whole conversation is liek soo predictable!

Shy: Tisme's Husband
K9: Poor guy
Babazoo: ur a cock!
K9: See me care
Random passerby: Blah blah, well thought out post about how K9 needs to re-evaluate his life.
Tisme: Thank you Random passerby, lots of emotes to do with kissing etc.
Ala: I just woke up because time doesnt work over here, but K9 I hate you
K9: and I hate you.
BlitheringIdiot: Hey guys
Everyone: Hello BI, you're so great.
BlitheringIdiot: Can't stop, the orphans need me!

 

[Babazoo]

urmm yeah something like that

 

[k9awya]

Shame .... i have a good picture of you painted .... Retarded ... Geek ... Stalker also springs to mind.

Check how many of Tisme's posts this Twat has attacked.

btw wheres your Bum Buddy Bro ST. :kissit:

lol

and well played blith.

 

[Aoami]

Do you actually read these Forums Gunner ?

Do a search on this guy and see what a Fuckwit he really is !!

fuck off ****, leave my ****** alone, he's safe

 

[Ala]

lool if I stand on tippy toes I can scratch your head BI!

 

[Coim]

BI has owned yet another thread. xDDD

 

[evzy]

OO OO can i be the random passer-by !
K9 stop being an :kissit:

Joke - kinda guessed the punchline but still funny enough that I don't regret reading it and wasting several seconds of my passing by..

 

[kirennia]

Isn't that pretty much a complete rip-off of the 'virgin mobiles' advert on english tele atm?

Well it's a private jet instead of a public one and he gets sucked into the toilet instead of using a tampon remover but this is pretty much as close as it gets to a rip-off.

tut tut tisme, you're slipping