Masterbation!

[Blackjack]

Well it's the following. Back in that time you had to have children to work for you when you were old and couldn't live on your own. Now if you were a widow and had no children, some other member (husband of sister or so? not 100% sure and cba to read it up right now) had to make you a baby to care for you.

Onan didn't stand up to this duty and instead masturbated.

I don't give 100% guarantee on this, only 95% cause I cba to look it up, as I said =)

Onan was the second son of Judah. After his older brother Er died, Onan was required by the tradition of levirate marriage to marry Er's widow Tamar. According to Genesis, when he had sexual intercourse with Tamar he "spilt his seed upon the ground" because the resulting child would be considered his late brother's, not his. In response to this transgression, God killed Onan.

So not really masturbation, but the first documented "pulling out" incident

 

[Sharma]

Indeed. He spilled his semen!
In fact, God killed him for doing so.

Why does that scream monty python in my head?

IE the sperm song.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate....

 

[noaim]

I don't see any spelling mistake in my signature...

Go read a book or something.

Not really a spelling error, but formerly known as etc is pretty wrong, the only thing you are known for, in the past and present, is being an idiot.

 

[noaim]

I did not say it that many times.

You kinda highlight the wrong word, "that many times" would have made much more sense. But you will learn some day.

It's a bit sad how people can get so angry over loosing in a computer game, but hey that's what it's like these days xD

Its ofc "losing" in this case, since "loose" is the opposite to "tight".

 

[Eeben]

Its ofc "losing" in this case, since "loose" is the opposite to "tight".

your to late with that one but we can add it to Dorimor fh owning him self list

 

[noaim]

your to late with that one but we can add it to Dorimor fh owning him self list

You keep a list of that? Must be a full time job.

 

[Rub]

You keep a list of that? Must be a full time job.

he has a whole company for it :<

 

[Bugz]

I'm sure I remember reading that masterbating for men reduces the risk of a certain cancer thus making it something you should do regularly...

 

[Gamah]

I'm sure I remember reading that masterbating for men reduces the risk of a certain cancer thus making it something you should do regularly...

I think in your case its Brain cancer...because you're a dick head OLOLOLOLL!

 

[Bugz]

I think in your case its Brain cancer...because you're a dick head OLOLOLOLL!

As soon as it said you posted the last post on this thread, I KNEW it wouldn't be constructive

 

[Lamp]

This thread is wank

 

[echome]

oh and I am waiting for some teenager without a girlfriend to come on and say...

LOLZ I HAVF A GIRLFRIENDZ SO I DONT NEEDZ TO MASTURBATE G33KS.

Before you do, Men with girlfriends who have healthy sex lives still wank, fact of life.

True... Ones a day even though I got a GF and all. I just can't stop hehe

 

[Gamah]

Glad the spirit of my wankthread still lives on <3 much cum has been spilled in its name but god it was worth it!

 

[Overdriven]

Glad the spirit of my wankthread still lives on <3 much cum has been spilled in its name but god it was worth it!

All for you, Gamah No one else.

Men with girlfriends who have healthy sex lives still wank, fact of life.

Mutual masturbation/voyeur fetishes/general interest... So aye, that's completely true. Regardless of who says it's not.

 

[Lamp]

Lolz

Found this:

When I was about 6 or 7 I used to just rub and basically hump stuffed animals laying on my stomach on my bed. I remember mom walked in once and found me with my pants down laying on my bed doing this. She came to tell me we had company, they were at my bedroom door with her. I got in trouble or that one. Since then I've always had safety plans....

From here:
http://www.afraidtoask.com/ubbthrea...=113869&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1

 

[Rub]

wtf 6 or 7 yrs old :/