Master plan for Albion's Ultimate victory

[old.Dugald]

It's a multi-stage plan

1) Start building huge coal burning furnaces that churn out horrendous amounts of CO2
2) Watch as the global temperature soars and melts all the snow in Midguard
3) Laugh as the acid rain from the furnaces melts Mid and Hib trees
4) Introduce Dutch Elm Beetles into Hibby land (For good measure)
5) Introduce a potato weevle into both enemy realms (I assume this is there main dietary suppliment)
6) Wait a couple of decades for the above to take effect and there huddled masses to die
7) Go and reclaim Hib/Mid in the name Arthur

Simple

 

[Silent Shadow]

lol

 

[Trinilim]

You forgot the part about the flying monkies!

 

[old.Bubble]

/cheer!

 

[hrodelbert]

Dugald truely loE's most "specially gifted" member

 

[old.Isos]

I propose nukes!

 

[Validus]

step by step! make easier things first! like inventing gunpowder and bombs and mass destruction weapons! oh oh! and eliminate all magic and burn all books that prooves it has existed. after domination of hibernia and midgard i heard of a continent in the far west, send settlers with funny clothing and make them hunt all magicians in sight, call them bloody casters "witches" i say!

 

[maxgirth]

Originally posted by Validus
step by step! make easier things first! like inventing gunpowder and bombs and mass destruction weapons! oh oh! and eliminate all magic and burn all books that prooves it has existed. after domination of hibernia and midgard i heard of a continent in the far west, send settlers with funny clothing and make them hunt all magicians in sight, call them bloody casters "witches" i say!

Armed with that notorious weapon of colonial magic,once produced whole nations succumb to its power.

As any indigenous race, who has felt the brute force of said instrument of empire status would say " nerf flags".

 

[old.Bubble]

hmm i suggest we get a psyic transmitter and lure the real zerg to hibernia....

 

[vermillon]

<grins>

Who told you we want to win ??