News Man demands police protection from missus

[Ormorof]

Man demands police protection from sex-mad missus ? The Register

Sex Mad Missus...

so after 18 years, two kids, living with a nympho he has finally had enough i guess

 

[kiliarien]

The only reason I can think of why he'd do this is that she's a right Munter and is shite in the sack, no matter how much she wants it.

 

[Gwadien]

Nevermind, I failed.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Umm.

Err.

I'm trying to think of a good pun here

Oh well, maybe the guy just didn't want more kids.

*cough*

 

[fettoken]

You are never punny

 

[old.Tohtori]

You are never punny

Yes i am, someone has to be since you have such a surplus of punctuatios.

 

[fettoken]

Yes i am, someone has to be since you have such a surplus of punctuatios.

Hardly surplus

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hardly surplus

Bet you hear that often

 

[fettoken]

Bet you hear that often

Only from you, my friend