Limericks - the next generation

[old.Dillinja]

They already do!
But as for me and you,
We are great friends,
Until the end,
I hope you feel the same way too.

 

[Ekydus]

Love is in the air,
People do not despair!
There will be no marriage,
Unless it's inside a garage,
Where the country's laws do not dare.

 

[Rubric]

The posts are becoming abusive,
Decent work is clearly elusive,
You must try harder,
Dig deep in your larder,
Im sure the talents not that exclusive.

On a side note i did think it was 7 7 5 5 7 A A B B A but i think as long as it flows, which sometimes it doesnt with that formula it dont matter.

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by fl3a
im here to own
all ill beat with my wit
yes indeed you shall frown
when i hit you with my dick
cuz on my dick i have a crown

Well now Flea that dont even rhyme,
Its so sour its like sucking a lime,
If your going to try,
Don't make us sigh,
Just sit back and take your time.

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Ekydus
Love is in the air,
People do not despair!
There will be no marriage,
Unless it's inside a garage,
Where the country's laws do not dare.

Indeed it is truly flying,
I cant stop it for trying,
Eky your the one,
And I dont mean just for fun,
Return the love or i'll have to start crying.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Oh dear god, it is him.
The guy who goes out on a limb
To get the title he needs
But he'll never succeed
Because titles aren't given out on a whim!

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Sissyfoo
Oh dear god, it is him.
The guy who goes out on a limb
To get the title he needs
But he'll never succeed
Because titles aren't given out on a whim!

So you think that you are all mighty,
I don't take what you say lightly,
I guess one things for sure,
For you, there is no lure,
Tell me how long you been stuck on deity?

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I truly am omnipotent
Even God fears my razor sharp wit
I played on his fears
And reduced him to tears
Then I gave him my bong and he took a hit.

 

[Addlcove]

I know not who is the worst
Sissyfoo and Rubric cursed
Neither have any style
and are not worthwile
you both should really be submersed

the limerick master now
to shaeffer we all do bow
his rhyming has flair
you curse and you swear
we all you two disavow

you go and play solitaire
pretend you are millionaire
the rhyming flows free
this lyrical spree
proves you a pathetic pair

run along now you two kids
just nailing your coffins lids
you two go away
say "no way jose"
you two should stimulate sids

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Your insults, to me, make no sense
I'm begining to think that you are quite dense
I don't care about fame
Boredom is why I came
And for your insults I demand recompense!

Well, I've had enough of this thread.
It is begining to seem quite dead.
I've had my bit of fun
And now I am done
I think I will go back to bed.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Can't you just smell the love old chap?
Or am i mistaken? Give it another tap.
People fighting.
All day cursing.
Oh right, it's not love, it's just bullcrap.

 

[Serbitar]

The agro here is so wrong
Can't we all just get along?
Please stop your fighting
Lest teh seel starts biting
and everyone chill out with a bong

hmm might be getting better at this limerick malarky

 

[Addlcove]

A Limerick for "teh seel"
an oddity so unreal
a fantastic chap
that knows how to rap
maybe he knows how to reel

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I guess its time to end this feud
This place should be friendly, not rude!
There is far too much griping
And people, at eachother, sniping!
Pass me that bong and lets get toasted, dude!

 

[Addlcove]

ah new blood here, serbitar
can you handle the sitar?
well, give it a go
let the music flow
well come on know, you critter

I´m jesting and pulling chains
don´t let it get to your veins
I´m fast and I´m witty
not very pretty
a lot like john maynard keynes

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

So, what is the point of this thread?
What will happen when all is done and said?
Will we be given a reward?
I only posted here coz I was bored!
Lyrical contests fill me with cold dread.

 

[Addlcove]

you still need to learn the way
of proper limerick sway
there is no flow here
go drink of a meer
the rhythm is all astray

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

My last one was crap
T'was more of a rap
But I prefer coherence
Over adherence
To limericks rules anyway, old chap.

 

[old.Tohtori]

This the way of a simple limerick,
the lines don't have to be cool or "sick",
they just have to flow,
need to know where to go,
and those that disagree can suck my...

 

[Serbitar]

I'm an expert at the sitar
And rock the joint with a guitar
My lyrics are l33t
My singing so sweet
Face it dude, I'm a star

<bling bling>

 

[Addlcove]

hey you are picking it up
just move along now, don´t stop
it is quite simple
just like your pimple
you don´t really want to flop

 

[old.Tohtori]

Word up man, Serbitar drop da bomb.
Flipmode style, hit the westcoast gong.
Inside the rapscene,
it's where we be.
Hand out the mike, don't do 'em wrong.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Jeez, I must be bored
To keep returning to this board!
Think I'll go play with the LAN
(Serbitar, you da man!)
I'm off now, praise the lord!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bored out of your skull,
you think this stuff is dull,
you still return,
and take your turn,
at being the limerick weebull.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

God, I must be insane
To come here again!
But here I am
Drinkin' a dram
Half dead and bored outta my brain!

 

[Addlcove]

bah, you all have it easy
at work here, getting queasy
doing phone support
and progress report
it makes me feel all sleazy

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Pfft, yea right!
An article I need to write!
But I cannot think
All I do is drink
And contribute this shite.

 

[Addlcove]

never has truer words spoken
your ramblings are shite broken
you have little style
could you be a phyle?
take my loathing, a token

 

[Serbitar]

Phone support, damn its a drain
I'm sitting here melting my brain
the phone doesnt stop ringing
my colleagues are minging
and i'm worried its gonna rain

bit of writers block for the last line there :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

Shut up. Both of you. Back in your corners,
i've had it up to here with you bitchass flamers.
Keep this thing clean,
don't have to be so mean.
Grow up. Sit back. Stop being such whiners.

wow...came out nice...