Limericks - the next generation

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

~ignores Adlcove~

Gotta write this thing soon
Been struggling since noon.
My brain has ceased up
I've just drained my cup.
Time to visit the saloon.

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Shut up. Both of you. Back in your corners,
i've had it up to here with you bitchass flamers.
Keep this thing clean,
don't have to be so mean.
Grow up. Sit back. Stop being such whiners.

wow...came out nice...

<fluffles> the poor little seel
hey there, no reason to peel
now don´t blaim the danes
for all of these flames
this is our achilles´ heel

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't mean that i cry or that i pout,
just because you two have your guns out.
Making a suggestion,
to end this friction.
How can you shout with a can in your mouth?

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by Sissyfoo
~ignores Adlcove~

now listen here you dumbass
I´ll make you listen to class
now that isn´t sweet
ignoring my beat
don´t give me none of your sass

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
I don't mean that i cry or that i pout,
just because you two have your guns out.
Making a suggestion,
to end this friction.
How can you shout with a can in your mouth?

the can thing is my own trick
nobody steals in a nick
I got a big mouth
and I´m heading south
so wave your goodbyes real quick

 

[Serbitar]

That trick would be one to see
I can imagine how hard it would be
To talk like that
Without being a prat
Would definately fill me with glee

 

[old.Tohtori]

Whereever you heading man, have some fun.
But remember, not all like to look at the gun.
Leave the ammo for the boards,
forget the extension cords,
leave the "normal" man bathing in his sun.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
I don't mean that i cry or that i pout,
just because you two have your guns out.
Making a suggestion,
to end this friction.
How can you shout with a can in your mouth?

My gun is tucked firmly away.
I am just here to play.
I ignore what he writes
I don't give two shites
About anything he has to say.

Well, I'm gonna be real nice
(I just filled his gas tank with rice)
I've put him on ignore
Effectively closing the door
To all his aggro and vice.

 

[Serbitar]

Seel I'm afraid I have some bad news
Your rhymes are losing their grooves
Try something fly
Please do not cry
I'm sure you'll bounce back with good moves

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by Serbitar
That trick would be one to see
I can imagine how hard it would be
To talk like that
Without being a prat
Would definately fill me with glee

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Serbitar
Seel I'm afraid I have some bad news
Your rhymes are losing their grooves
Try something fly
Please do not cry
I'm sure you'll bounce back with good moves

Well that is the final straw,
watch it when i shout "Draw!"
I'll burn ya behind,
in a battle of mind.
It's time to get down to it raw.

I may not be the best but i'm not the worst.
I'm in the limegame but i'm not the Fred Durst.
Something goes tick-tock.
Serbitar check the clock.
See what time it is? I'm back like the bratwurst.

 

[Serbitar]

Well done old fella that was ace
You've surely managed to save face
The beat was sublime
Its really about time
We had such class back in this place

 

[Ekydus]

Please leave Sissyfoo alone,
The fact that I don't like your tone,
Shows that Limericks are an art,
But you really shouldn't start,
If you don't have the brains to condone.

 

[PJS]

Damn now Im feeling left out
Unsure of what its about
Ill give it a go
You never know
Nah **** it I think Ill just SHOUT!

 

[the_fnord]

A limmerick, is this that?
Looks more like a battered hat.
Isn't it a shame,
It ends up in flame?
Don't be a f**kin twat!

(abit aggressive I know but it's so much easier to start with! )

 

[Ekydus]

the_fnord your style is rather inane,
But I'm not one who likes to flame,
You need to aim for style,
Then you'll travel a mile,
In the Limerick world to fame.

 

[the_fnord]

Hey, thanks for the tip.
I hope it's worth the trip.
I'm rather new,
So please don't boo,
And I'll try to make it flip.

 

[Rubric]

Blimey this threads on a roll,
If somewhat out of control,
But to post with such speed,
Theres one thing id need,
And thats to be claiming the dole.

 

[Armalite]

This is my first limmerick
Is it working you think?
Alas there will be no more
I'm no post farming hore
so I'll be leaving real quick

 

[old.Tohtori]

Limericks, life..well i say f**kit all,
Need some more, pfft, don't give me a call.
I'ma done with this shit,
this not a direct hit,
so nothing personal, i'm just dropping the ball.

 

[Ekydus]

I've really had enough of this seal,
Infact I'm quite sure he'd make a tasty meal,
So with a big wooden bat,
There'll be less talk and more splat,
Just a damn shame that this thing isn't real.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Ekydus
I've really had enough of this seal,
Infact I'm quite sure he'd make a tasty meal,
So with a big wooden bat,
There'll be less talk and more splat,
Just a damn shame that this thing isn't real.

Bring it on, i'll scratch you like an itch.
When done you need more then a stitch.
You'll be a regular FUBAR,
'cause you're totally sub-par,
compete with the best and get whipped, bitch.

 

[old.Tyraette]

I apologise for my delay
In entering this limerick fray
But here I am now
To make my bow
So prepare for some verbal ballet

 

[old.Tyraette]

Allow me to myself introduce
In case from my title you cannot deduce
Peoples Limerickers my name
And rhymings my game
So its time to my magic, produce

 

[old.Tyraette]

I see theres some stuff from Teh Seel
Who's stuff has universal appeal
But in this I must ask
That you accept this task
And stick to your writings surreal !

<-- is Tohto's biggest fan

 

[old.Tyraette]

Though I admit he's more Odd than bizarre
I do so enjoy a little rhyming spar
So please dont quit!
Im enjoying your shit p)
Though no doubt, itll make a good memoir

 

[loxleyhood]

I didn't know this forum was here,
It may be me or it may be the beer,
I might post some Art,
You may think it fart,
Either that or you'll just leer.

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by loxleyhood
I didn't know this forum was here,
It may be me or it may be the beer,
I might post some Art,
You may think it fart,
Either that or you'll just leer.

Depends on your artistic style
Either way, I'm sure itll be worthwhile
I'm always in awe
Of those who can draw
As my own efforts are frankly quite vile

 

[old.Tyraette]

I admit Im impressed with the time
That it takes me to come up with rhyme
Two minutes just passed
Before a reply was broadcast
And to think, I'm not yet approaching my prime

 

[Armalite]

Intrigued by this form of expression
here come my second accession
How long will this thread continue;
this strange place of venue?
But please, show less aggression