Limericks - the next generation

[old.Tohtori]

Ah yes, tootsieroll, love doveydove.
Maybe we need flovers from Addlcove.
Let's all be friends,
and not evil fiends,
Into this purty grave, allow me to shove.

 

[Ekydus]

There's nobody left in this room,
I think it's time to make things go boom.
With some gas and a flame,
Things will never be the same,
For the explosion will bring about your doom.

 

[loxleyhood]

And then the world might be left to the ants,
Electrical fire spreading through all the lamps,
I might be scared,
If I hadn't dared,
To equip my heat resistant pants.

 

[Ekydus]

Not much good for you they'll do,
Their "100% inflammable" phrase is true.
I love to scare folks,
And this aint no hoax;
Ah the destruction that will come on cue.

 

[)nick(]

This limerick will put yours to shame,
much like we do in game,
for we are Nolby Pride.
To battle we will stride,
under this ridiculous name.

 

[old.Tyraette]

Ah, a rep from Nolby Pride
The guild they love to deride
Lines 4 and 3
Should be a tad more wee
For a perfect rhyme youll then have supplied

 

[)nick(]

I am glad you took the time,
To help this beginner rhyme.
Common scold,
does indeed unfold,
as allegiance to this guild is considered a crime.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I. Dont. Wanna. Make. No. Sense.
This. Limerick. Will. Be. Very. Dense.
Dotted. Style.
Takes. A. While.
Just. New. Stuff. And. My. Two. Pence.

 

[)nick(]

Quite obvious is what you state,
though it is rather ornate.
with a nod,
you might say odd,
yet your humour I find great.

 

[loxleyhood]

Nolby Pride thrive on Excalibur's strife,
Did you know thats cockney rythming slang for wife,
Their classes are strong,
To the extent that its wrong,
Its amazing what you can acheive with no social life.

 

[old.Tyraette]

This thread deserves a little bump
To prevent it from going on a slump
Before it goes off the page
I'll be willing to wage
That I can several places higher make it jump

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tyraette does know limericks like white rice,
but how about we add a little bit of spice.
Let's talk about sex,
hot like tex mex.
But nothing too explicit let's keep it vice.

 

[old.Tyraette]

I admit I'd rather rhyme about love
As to me its more imprtant than the above
If you've love in your heart
Youre in a world apart
Where all your troubles are given the shove

sorry. just in one of those moods