Limericks - Original BW thread

[mank!]

Who often stuck his co><or in the fridge...

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Once his manhood was cold

 

[mank!]

"Go warm it up first" he was told

 

[granny]

"Cos we've seen bigger ones attached to a midge".

 

[Wij]

m00

 

[Testin da Cable]

rofl


wij, of lower midge cock

 

[Deebs]

** Bump **

 

[TdC]

like a fine wine, this has gotten better with age

 

[old.user4556]

There once was a dutchy called Teeds...

 

[Chilly]

Who had a strange fetish for tweeds

 

[caLLous]

He ate 2 big dinners...

eek

 

[Jupitus]

That's too much for slimmers

 

[TdC]

I hope you all move to Leeds!!11

 

[MYstIC G]

A lost dutchy in leeds once said...

 

[tris-]

"oi love, fancy givin us some 'ead?"

 

[TdC]

the lady of the night declined...

 

[old.user4556]

"oi love, fancy givin us some 'ead?"

I need to try that one out...

Success rate tris?

 

[Bullitt]

the lady of the night declined...

But showed her behind...

 

[mycenae]

and widdled all over the bed!


A handsome young man named Vae...

 

[Jupitus]

went potty for nurses, they say...

 

[dysfunction]

his favourite a young man who's a Scroat...

 

[TdC]

known for his tricks with his throat....

 

[Wij]

Oh, what a big fucking gay !

 

[mycenae]

god, some people have no idea about rythmn in poetry......i request that the 3rd line is revised as it doesn't fit right!

 

[Ch3tan]

Oh, what a big fucking gay !

He loved rolling about in the hay....

 

[Tilda]

There was a young punter called Chet,
Who made a terrible bet...

 

[dysfunction]

god, some people have no idea about rythmn in poetry......i request that the 3rd line is revised as it doesn't fit right!

Request Denied!

Move along...

 

[phazey]

two cocks up his bum,
a fiver to be won

EDIT: i just read all of this and loll'd a lot. brilliant & thanks previous posters

 

[mycenae]

thats not the 3rd line ch3tan, i was talking about the scroat line, but my request has been denied so I'll shut up

 

[TdC]

Dysfunction was often in denial...