Limericks - Original BW thread

[mank!]

and often played the pink trumpet

 

[Munkey-]

but it just wouldnt toot

 

[Ulysses777]

Conflict of accents on that last one methinks

 

[Lester]

There was a young man called Munkey...

 

[mank!]

Who smelt pretty funky

 

[Lester]

instead of some soap...

 

[mank!]

he snorted some coke...

 

[Lester]

now his bogeys come out kinda chunky

 

[mank!]

heh

I'm tempted to use you again (no, not like that) but I'm feeling nice, so er yeah... next!

 

[FatBusinessman]

There once was a student called (Shovel)...

 

[mank!]

Who got himself into a scuffle

sorry

 

[~Lazarus~]

//comic interlude///

My friend Jack
is a necrophiliac
he f*cks dead women
and fills them up with semen.
He gets so frustrated
when women get cremated
cost try as he must
he cant f*ck dust


//end of interlude ///

 

[granny]

Originally posted by mank!
Who got himself into a scuffle

He got thwacked on the bonce,

 

[mank!]

became a bit of a ponce...

 

[~Lazarus~]

and wears a train spotters duffle

 

[mank!]

From o'er the hills came Lazarus,
Whose arse t'was big as a bus...

 

[~Lazarus~]

/me waits.......

 

[granny]

He jiggled his man-boobs,
At all of the forum n00bs,

 

[~Lazarus~]

and his piles filled up with pus.

















/thought id get in before the rest of you wankas took a bite outta me pride.

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
thought id get in before the rest of you wankas took a bite outta me pride.

Haven't we already done that?

 

[~Lazarus~]

no - most of the rest was spot on

 

[granny]

There once were some forums for Cameloters,

 

[Munkey-]

who RPG'ed in their jotters

 

[Summo]

But their classes were nerfed,

 

[*charlton_thd*]

their pitches were turfed...

 

[Munkey-]

and, if beaten, absolute rotters

 

[mank!]

Nice avatar Summo, or should I say Alex :d

 

[Wij]

m00

 

[FatBusinessman]

Oink baa.

 

[S-Gray]

There was an off-topic poster called Wij...