Limericks - Original BW thread

[Testin da Cable]

yuck "worked" so hard he didn't even go pee
barrysworld forums, that's where he would be
the boss kept on calling
but yuck just was stalling
finish the sales forecast? no way, not he!

 

[~YuckFou~]

'tis done, and an excellent work of fiction it is too

 

[Lester]

There was a young poster called cable
whose posts became more unstable
500 a day
(most of them gay)
forum geity should be his label

 

[Testin da Cable]

yuck's sales forecast is a blatant pack of lies
to get at his boss, who he simply did despise
the man called at the silliest of times
while yuck was off reading tdc's rhymes
make boss's stock drop; good plan yuck surmised



god that's bad

 

[~YuckFou~]

 

[Lester]

There was a poet called cable
to rhyme, he was unable
his sylabbles sucked
his syntax was fucked
and his weekend name was mable.

 

[Testin da Cable]

lesty dissed tdc as well as he was able
'specially harsh was that thing about mable
but revenge teedee did plot
then caught lesty by the scrot
and wacked it while he quoted Clark Gable

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by oldlester
There was a poet called cable
to rhyme, he was unable
his sylabbles sucked
his syntax was fucked
and his weekend name was mable.

owned

 

[Testin da Cable]

NOTT!!1 (see above)

 

[Lester]

There was an old lover called Yuck
who'd shave before he would fuck
but one day he slipped
his scrotum he ripped
now THAT'S not a fashionable look!

 

[~YuckFou~]

these are really quite good tbh

 

[Johnny Bravo]

This thread is now getting quite personal
It was lester who started it first of all
I think we need to get back
to the thread topic track
Cause were heading for a reply of "Fuck y'all"

 

[Lester]

There was a young Bravo called John....

 

[mank!]

Who found his virginity had at last gone

 

[Testin da Cable]

search for it he did

 

[FatBusinessman]

And found it was hid...

 

[Lester]

in the arse of a trucker called Don

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Erm what can I say......"Fuck Y'all"

 

[1tchy trigger]

There was an old badger named Throd
Who was a tireless campaigner for DoD
But no one would play
Because it was gay
and a campathon, frustrating mod

 

[Lester]

There was a lad called Embattle......

 

[Testin da Cable]

who liked to have se><or with cattle

 

[mank!]

Who out of the pram threw his rattle

Edit: Damn you teedee!

 

[Lester]

In the fields he frolics.....

 

[~YuckFou~]

with bovine alcoholics

 

[mank!]

And instead of a butt-plug uses a rattle

 

[Testin da Cable]

lol talk about belling the cat

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Old.Lester was really an old.fag
with a chest that was beginning to sag
He'd been been fucked so many times
By men queued up in lines
That he was left needing to shit in a bag

 

[S-Gray]

There was a guy called Bigfoot....

 

[Kippa.]

who was caught in bed with a dirty slut...

 

[Lester]

he was a sucker for crumpet....