Lara Croft:Tomb Raider

[old.^S0LIDUS^]

I saw this today, the plot and general strength of the film was a bit week, but Angelina Jolie is obviously worth it!! Those lips ummmmmmmmmm... Anyway, it weren't bad.

Anyone else seen it??

 

[Embattle]

Not yet but I've got it on my comp so might give it a look this weekend

 

[old.^S0LIDUS^]

See it, you'll like it. Plenty of action. karate and lovely Jolie

 

[old.Upham]

Haven't seen it yet :/

 

[Speccy]

its complete bollox

 

[old.TUG]

me seen tis cool she's fit her tits dont move around tho thx bye

 

[nath]

It's an absolutey fucking AWFUL movie.

Not a whole lot more to be said.

Well yes, jolie was lovely but then if i wanna see her baps, i have the internet for that.

 

[old.tequilasunrise]

Ok so it had some special effects but dont most films nowadays?
I can't believe anyone has fallen for this crap. The script is fucking apalling. The scenes don't flow into each other and some of the sequences are just pointless, like when she gets on her motorbike and it has her going very fast over some bridge, only to arrive at a bloody auction house. and the ending sucked too. how does she deliver the final blow to her arch nemesis? same as the one before, just hits him and he falls over. Worse than Mortal Kombat or even Super Mario.
The only good bit was Rimmer.

 

[*Kornholio*]

Originally posted by tequilasunrise
The only good bit was Rimmer.

She gets a rim-job in it ???

 

[Testin da Cable]

was to be expected heh

 

[Wij]

Looks poo. Don't like that sort of crap. Shrek was a smart film

 

[Testin da Cable]

aye
going to see Shrek this weekend wheee

 

[Nibbler]

Yeah that's good

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
aye
going to see Shrek this weekend wheee

The bit with the eggs is best. U'll know what I mean when you see it

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'll let you know

 

[(Shovel)]

I wasnt sure about Shrek. It had some very good bits - but again, it didnt flow very well and Eddie Murphy pissed me off a lot.

And there's something about Mike Myers doing a really bad scottish accent all the way through that wasnt quite right either.

 

[Wij]

Who cares ? It's just a silly little film which is fun

 

[Testin da Cable]

heh eddy doesn't have to be a donkey to piss me off

 

[*Kornholio*]

what does he have to be then ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

he even manages to piss me off when I hear others talking about what an &^#&^#&*#@ he is

 

[*Kornholio*]

He was funny when he first started out...

 

[Testin da Cable]

aye and that his stage shows r0x0red
too bad his films suck

 

[Wij]

Mostly but not all...

 

[*Kornholio*]

Delirius (spelling ??) was f*#king funny !!!

 

[Testin da Cable]

woo yeah that rocked

 

[old.Upham]

isn't Shrek a childs movie?

 

[Testin da Cable]

so?

doesn't mean it can't be fun m8eh
also, the usual 'kiddie flic' joke payload is waaay over the kids head anyhoo

 

[old.^S0LIDUS^]

I dont why you are all so abusive towards tombraider. I mean true, it was crap, but it was good crap, if ya know what i mean....

 

[stu]

no, it was bad crap. Total and utter shite.

 

[old.^S0LIDUS^]

Stu-, ever thought of writing a column for the Sun?