Joke #3

[Ranger]

A blonde female police officer pulled over a blonde woman for speeding.



The blonde cop approached the car and asked the blonde for her driver's license.

The blonde driver asked, "What does a driver's license look like?" as she searched through her purse.

The blonde cop said, "It's a little thing with your picture on it."

The Driver pulled out her powder compact, opened it, looked in the mirror and handed it to the officer.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the blonde and said, "If you'd told me you were a police officer, we could have avoided all this."

 

[Brynn]

lol

 

[Adari]

Haha

 

[Conchabar]

hhahaha noobs

 

[Pippic]

lol

 

[Greenfingers]

hehe

 

['Shy]

I'm blonde. I take offense Ban tbh!

 

[gunner440]

[QUOTE='Shy]I'm blonde. I take offense Ban tbh![/QUOTE]

yeah

we dont wnt blondes here

 

[Nuked]

yes we do. good joke

 

[k9awya]

no blondes and no nuked kinsmen!

good joke +

 

['Shy]

Guess it be funnier if I was a policewoman

 

[Ala]

LOL!




How many blondes does it take to make choc chip cookies?

5.

1 to make the cookie mix, the other 4 to peel the Smarties.

 

[ST^]

Ala obviously wasn't telling a joke, because jokes are funny.

 

[k9awya]

well i would imagine the smarties innards to be nicer than regular choc chips, so the blondes seem to be owning us this time.

 

[Ala]

What does a blonde do straight after sex?

Opens the car door.

 

[ST^]

Any particular reason? Or you just couldn't think of anything?

Maybe I should give you a few hours to think of a reply.

 

[Conchabar]

What does a blonde do straight after sex?

Opens the car door.

i dont get it

 

[k9awya]

i think siss and st should have a fight irl!

 

[gunner440]

er? i thought u and ala were friends sissy¿?

 

[Sohan_thc]

You know why jokes about blondes only take 2 line's ????



Man got to remeber them................. :worthy:

 

[ST^]

You know why jokes about blondes only take 2 line's ????



Man got to remeber them................. :worthy:

....................................................k?

 

[Marczje]

Heh quite funny

 

[Ala]

er? i thought u and ala were friends sissy¿?

We are. What's that comment in reference to?
I saw Adari post about Sissy having posted an 'offensive' pic toward me? Thats news to me as the only pic I saw him post was a fucking really scary one, or a normal one prolly, of ST^.
*shrug* must've been edited. Now he's (sissy) banned he can't reply here.

 

[k9awya]

We are. What's that comment in reference to?
I saw Adari post about Sissy having posted an 'offensive' pic toward me

dot dot dot?

 

[Adari]

Before we start describing the picture let's stop bringing it up. There are other ways to reach Sissy than with FH, lajk e-mail, MSN, irc, whatever.

 

[Ala]

the reason i posted was because others had been posting in reference to a 'strange' pic that appeared where sissfoos origional pic was. from the pms i now gather that someone <cough> tampered with sissys' original post.

take the flame like a man and for gods sake get over yourself (you know who you are)

 

[Ziva]

Sissy has been unbanned because he claims the pic he posted was not the one we saw when we banned him. I asked Sissy to sort any issues with any member out in private so i suggest everyone else does the same.

In other words, don't use this section to " fight" your flamewars.