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Testin da Cable

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let me know if it resonates N dimentional lattices too mate. I'm quite partial to lattice resonation really.
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
let me know if it resonates N dimentional lattices too mate. I'm quite partial to lattice resonation really.

I don't see how you could be partial to it. You couldn't see it. You lack the mathematical skill.
 
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Will

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Are you trying to steal all my followers with your trendy version of religion, Wij?:eek:
 
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Mr.Monkey

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
let me know if it resonates N dimentional lattices too mate. I'm quite partial to lattice resonation really.

Sorry, the grocers had sold out, so I bought you some lettice raisins instead.

They look like rabbit poo, but don't let thhat put you off, they don't taste like rabbit poo.

They taste like cat poo.
 
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ECA

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Originally posted by Wij
It is not evil. It's only your dissonance to it which threatens to snuff out your charge.

My dissonance tingles like spider sense to the green goblin.

EVIL I TELL YOU EVIL!!!!!!!!!


BURRRRRN ITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by Will.
Are you trying to steal all my followers with your trendy version of religion, Wij?:eek:

Why would I want followers ? I am complete.

I am i.
 
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Mr.Monkey

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Originally posted by Wij
Why would I want followers ? I am complete.

I am i.
But without love, who is truely complete?
Failing that, I'm only complete when I'm dressed as a ninja. A female ninja. With teh boobies.
 
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Testin da Cable

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new in shops: the iWij, in a rather limited limit. break.
 
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ECA

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Originally posted by Mr.Monkey
But without love, who is truely complete?
Failing that, I'm only complete when I'm dressed as a ninja. A female ninja. With teh boobies.

Beware the one who is dressed as a female ninja with teh boobies for he is the bringer of havok, the wrath of reality will annihilate this one should be stand forth.
 
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Will

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Thats ok then Wij. You wouldn't want the wrath of the United Life Church to descend on you. This is my turf.
 
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leggy

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Originally posted by Mr.Monkey
your dad would still be alive (and probably a little worried that you go about killing him in other universes).


This made me piss myself laughing infront of my boss :D
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by Mr.Monkey
But without love, who is truely complete?
Failing that, I'm only complete when I'm dressed as a ninja. A female ninja. With teh boobies.

Emotions are simply the urge strectched over different rhythms. If you can demonstrate the urge freely you have no need for them.
 
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old.Fweddy

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Originally posted by Wij
It is not evil. It's only your dissonance to it which threatens to snuff out your charge.

Wat choo talkin about, fool?


And to clarify a point, when you were talking about 'planes intersecting' did you mean mid-air collisions?
 
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Testin da Cable

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you can't collide if you're a facet of my figment. tbh.
 
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Mr.Monkey

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But then you'd need a plumber to fix the faucets when they began to leak.

And you know how expensive a home visit can be.
 
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Testin da Cable

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actually I do mr monkey. the bastard charged me 600 squids :///
 
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nath

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Originally posted by dysfunction
Thats almost a direct quote from The Matrix Reloaded...

It does, doesn't it. I was spouting this crap a good few years before reloaded came out, of course you won't believe me and will put it down to some lamer saying "omg matrix rokz hard, teh philosfee is teh win!". This is infact not the case. I had arguements with my housemates for ages about this very subject, it was just interesting that the matrix happened to be solely focussed on something I had been ranting on about for quite a while.
 
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Mr.Monkey

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Better than charging you cod.

Becoming an endangered species by all accounts.
 
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Mr.Monkey

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omg matrix rokz hard, teh philosfee is teh win!




And believe it or not, but the concept of philosophy has been around for well over 2,000 years. :m00:
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by Wij
The mindless urge must be controlled. It is locked into forms, shackled rhythmically into pulses and stretched across cruel notches until the urge cannot recognise itself. The forms are set at an angle of 114.59155733332331718 to each other in an arc that loops back on itself every 9.549296444 solar years. Thus the urge can cycle in dissonance with certain souls and cause them to shine in cross-harmony with time.

My soul shines. On a clear night you can see it if you see beyond the regular spectrum of light. If you see it I will see you and know your past, present and future. The anti-matter generated may kill the important parts of your soul though. You will be left as a slave, not to my will but to the mindless urge that beats within me unfettered by the forms.

Plato predicted me. That's why he is imprisoned at right-angles to your primitive vision along with Moses, Jesus and Mohammed whose souls could shine but only with white-noise. Not with the chords that mine can.

You know my face already.

It is the one who laughs back at you from every mirror.

The urge.

The intersection DEFINES the planes. They are aspects of the forms.
 
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DApea!

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Odd, this guy's name, when read aloud is the the same as mine with an "0r" on the end.

It's my 1337 other-self.
 
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Mr.Monkey

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The mindless drivel must be controlled, or preferably stopped. It is locked into this forum, shackled rhythmically into posting spam and stretched bulllshit across cruel forum goers until the banned by Nat, who cannot recognise himself. The forums are set at an angle of 90 Degrees north to each other in Noah's arc that collects animals every so often. Thus Bob can ride a bike in France with certain members of SEAL and cause them to improve their base fitness with time.

My shit shines. On a clear night you can smell it if you don't hold your nose. If you smell it I will follow you around untill you call the police, and know your parrot, present and future. The spam guard may kill the important parts of your soul (we live in hope)You will be left as a slave (like the artist formerly known a Prince), not to Bill, but to the mindless Surge that beats his meat within me unfettered by the police who usually chase him off the streets.

Plato patronised me. He is DEAD, as are Moses, Jesus and Mohammed whose souls could shine but only with a torch. Not with the restraining orders that mine can.

You know my face already. It looks like your arse.

It is the one who laughs back at you from every mirror.

Got the URGE? CLICK ME!!!
 
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Mr.Monkey

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The mindless :m00: must be controlled. It is locked into forms, shackled rhythmically into pulses and stretched across cruel notches until the :m00: cannot recognise itself. The forms are set at an :twak: of 114.59155733332331718 to each other in an arc that loops back on itself every 9.549296444 solar years. Thus the :m00: can cycle in dissonance with certain souls and cause them to shine in cross-harmony with time.

My :clap: shines. On a clear night you can see it if you see beyond the regular spectrum of light. If you see it I will see you and know your past, present and future. The anti-matter generated may kill the important parts of your :clap: though. You will be left as a slave, not to my will but to the mindless :m00: that beats within me unfettered by the forms.

Plato predicted me. That's why he is imprisoned at right-:twak: to your primitive vision along with Moses, Jesus and Mohammed whose :clap: could shine but only with white-noise. Not with the chords that mine can.

You know my face already.

It is the one who laughs back at you from every mirror.

The :m00:.
 
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Wij

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You are reflecting my soul already. A deep gouge can be seen in your number.

Only the malignance of time is required.
 

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