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Guest
While I know that the Deity couch is getting rather crowded, I'm going to make a bloody speech anyway - heck it took long enough to get here (2.15 posts/day... serves me right for disappearing for 6 months in the middle. ).
However, to save you the trouble, I will snip out the dull and boring bits for you:
I [snip] in 1999 [snip] great honour [snip] spamless [snip] almost [snip]
Thank you.
Additionally, if I have to sit on someone's lap, can I please have a cushion?
Do I get any free gifts? Discounts? Wij?