It's the tradition: Budge over.

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(Shovel)

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:clap:

While I know that the Deity couch is getting rather crowded, I'm going to make a bloody speech anyway - heck it took long enough to get here (2.15 posts/day... serves me right for disappearing for 6 months in the middle. :D).

However, to save you the trouble, I will snip out the dull and boring bits for you:
I [snip] in 1999 [snip] great honour [snip] spamless [snip] almost [snip]

Thank you.

Additionally, if I have to sit on someone's lap, can I please have a cushion?

Do I get any free gifts? Discounts? Wij?
 
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throdgrain

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You could sit on Wij's lap I suppose ;)

Congratulations :)
 
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ECA

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I bought myself a new sofa when I arrived in the deity lounge.

Well done though shovel.
 
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(Shovel)

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Originally posted by ECA
I bought myself a new sofa when I arrived in the deity lounge.
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I have no money for such indulgences. I have a plastic carrier bag though, I'll just sit over one of the stains...
 
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Testin da Cable

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congrats Ben, glad you made it in :) pass the crisps please ;)


Originally posted by whipped
get my spot warm please ;)
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be afraid, be very afraid :)
 
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Deadmanwalking

Guest
I just checked my post count for the first time since i hit 500 posts ;)

I was a deity 678 posts ago :eek:

Hmmm
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
pass the crisps please ;)
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Oi :eek: I've told you about leaving wanking crisps lying around. Please flush them down the bog or chuck em into the Earthers' garden !

btw - my lap is available for sittage and they may have a cure for my various diseases in a few years. It's gotta be a worthwhile risk imo !

/edit: gratz btw :)
 
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bigbb

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I hate to correct this everytime someone makes the grade, but it's 'deity'. Nothing diet related.
 
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(Shovel)

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Originally posted by bigbb
I hate to correct this everytime someone makes the grade, but it's 'deity'. Nothing diet related.
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Oh.. shit. *discrete editage*

/passes crisps to TeeDee. What is that you're drinking?
 
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adams901

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reminds me of when i used to play everquest all those years ago.

all i ever heard was

"DING"

then 100s of congrats followed.
 
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Sir Frizz

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Didn't bodhi have his own Laz-E-Boy recliner chair?

Now his account is merely a corpse, i've called it for my own.

Shotgun!
 
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Munkey-

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Originally posted by whipped
305 for me, get my spot warm please ;)
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/me pees in whipped's spot

All nice and warm now!

gratz shovel (albeit belated)
 
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(Shovel)

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Is there a way to find out exactly how many Deitys there actually are?
 
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Sir Frizz

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Originally posted by (Shovel)
Is there a way to find out exactly how many Deitys there actually are?
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There would be if DB's allowed it, but that would cause in increase in shite (A top 10 posters thingy), as has been demonstrated before.
 
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mr.Blacky

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Originally posted by (Shovel)
Is there a way to find out exactly how many Deitys there actually are?
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A lot..........even I am a deity now :(
 
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Ch3tan

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Time for a second house. Lets have a poor house for the new-comers and a rich house for the spammers.

When I spammed my way to deity (see I can even spell it after all these posts) there was only Emb, TUG, TdC, Wij, MT, Summo, Wazz, ahead of me. Its a veritable shit storm of deitys these days.
 
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