im drunk...

[Ezteq]

Muwahhaah tbh we should all do a im pisse dthread

 

[Haggus]

is age more than just a number?

It's a sign of experiance

 

[Blackjack]

Muwahhaah tbh we should all do a im pisse dthread

that would be alot of threads

 

[Blackjack]

It's a sign of experiance

but does your age really say anything about your experience.
sure you know they have life experience at 70.
But tbh an adventurous 20 year old might have experienced nearly as much as a dull 70 year old. not speaking job, family experience etc.
but experience with other things in life

 

[Ezteq]

but does your age really say anything about your experience.
sure you know they have life experience at 70.
But tbh an adventurous 20 year old might have experienced nearly as much as a dull 70 year old. not speaking job, family experience etc.
but experience with other things in life

pfft what 70 year old has experianced the prodegy tbh they havent sodding lived!!!

also sonic the hedgehog beats the shite out of shove hapenny and some old fart going on about a lamppost on the corner of your street just doesnt compare to the legand that is... hasslehoff!!!!!11

 

[tris-]

yes size matters, girls love it deep right?

 

[Ezteq]

yes size matters, girls love it deep right?

if your talking about pizzas yes,

throats no, try it lets see how many varietys of Green Giant's best you can identify on your wanger.

 

[Blackjack]

pfft what 70 year old has experianced the prodegy tbh they havent sodding lived!!!

also sonci the hedgehog beats the shite out of shove hapenny and some old fart going on about a lamppost on the corner of your street just doesnt compare to the legand that is... hasslehoff!!!!!11

Sonic
He can really move
Sonic
He's got an attitude
Sonic
He's the fastest thing alive
He's the fastest thing alive
He's the fastest thing alive . . .

i miss him

 

[liloe]

not speaking job, family experience etc.
but experience with other things in life

In other words you wanna know if someone who's 30 can fuck like someone who's 18

let's say it directly =)

 

[Ezteq]

In other words you wanna know if someone who's 30 can fuck like someone who's 18

let's say it directly =)

what they stick it in your ear and spurt after 2 seconds whilst thinking of floella benjiman?????


wow dude

 

[Blackjack]

In other words you wanna know if someone who's 30 can fuck like someone who's 18

let's say it directly =)

hehe no no i already know that is very possible

men and women peak sexually at different ages so that is not unusual.
and ofc an 18 year old female would love an experienced 30 year old guy to give her some needed attention after being with totally clueless guys from 15-18

 

[Ezteq]

lol teenage sex is soo waisted on teenagers.


leave it to the dirty old perverts who can enjoy the experience tbh

 

[Blackjack]

lol teenage sex is soo waisted on teenagers.


leave it to the dirty old perverts who can enjoy the experience tbh

thats why it's a good thing for a young guy and an older woman to hook up he got the stamina, she got the experience. fair tradeoff

 

[Ezteq]

man i cant wait to get to 30...


piss off! IM NOT THERE YET!!

 

[Blackjack]

man i cant wait to get to 30...


piss off! IM NOT THERE YET!!

16 to 35 is fair game.

 

[Ezteq]

26, ive just discussed this im definately 26, definately 26 toothpicks definately

 

[liloe]

haha =)) that thread makes me chuckle =)

 

[Ezteq]

you think im funny? you think im funny haha like a clown, DO YOU THINK IM HERE FOR YOUR FUCKIN AMUSEMENT... kk your right, have a cookie

 

[Blackjack]

am i the only one who miss the old cartoons like The Adventures of T-Rex.
And King Arthur?

 

[tris-]

she told me she is 26, i laughed but she was adamament.

 

[Ezteq]

she told me she is 26, i laughed but she was adamament.

lies!!

that white stripe on my nose is a plaster and i was only doing the "crossed arm stand and deliver" thing to ward off vampires i am not adam ant, and ill sue any1 who says differently!



so there

 

[Blackjack]

lies!!

that white stripe on my nose is a plaster and i was only doing the "crossed arm stand and deliver" thing to ward off vampires i am not adam ant, and ill sue any1 who says differently!



so there

why ward off the vampires? if you were to actually become one.. 26 is like 4 years old in vamp years

 

[Ezteq]

why ward off the vampires? if you were to actually become one.. 26 is like 4 years old in vamp years

youd want to live off other peoples blood? man ive swallowed spearm believe me thats no picnic, bloods gotta be worse!

lastat can have it.

uke:

 

[Blackjack]

youd want to live off other peoples blood? man ive swallowed spearm believe me thats no picnic, bloods gotta be worse!

lastat can have it.

uke:

never downed a load of jiz so i can't tell Blood is not that bad, kinda metalic taste to it. never had blood that wasn't my own though

 

[Ezteq]

lol anyone whos on here that hasnt thought "ooh wonder if itll be the same if i drink my own"


and played vampires eh?

mon fess up?

bet you snogged your hand too.






k just me then eh?




balls

 

[Blackjack]

tbh, blood is for spattering all over the place George Romero/Peter Jackson style. it's not for drinking

 

[tris-]

i tasted my own cream, it tasted like chlorine.

 

[Blackjack]

i tasted my own cream, it tasted like chlorine.

thats just nasty ^^

 

[Ezteq]

i tasted my own cream, it tasted like chlorine.

nah the bishop toldme it was more like asda byriani

 

[tris-]

u know, sometimes i think it even smells like that