im bored so heres a little joke

[Jeffery]

bob geldoph, ozzy and jacko were on the titanic b4 it sunk..



bob shouted out SAVE THE KIDS






ozzy sed FUCK the kids





jacko sed do we have time?

 

[Tiarta]

LOOOL, nice one Nale

 

[Jeffery]

A chinese man went to the docots and said
' Me No Feel well'
The doctor replied
' When i dont feel well i go home and make love to my wife'


The next day the chinese man comes back to the doctors and says

' Me feel well now, u have a nice house'

 

[Jeffery]

One Day there was a man with a speech problem
He was walking down the road and he wanted to know the time, so he walked into a clock shope and said
' Can i have a cock please, the shop keeper said 'Pardon?'
Can i have a cock please the man repeated.
The shop keeper said OOOH a clock

So l8er that day the man walks into a DIY shop to buy a bucket
He goes to the shop keeper and says
Can i have a fucket please, The shop keeper said Pardon ?
Can i have a fcuket please the man repeated.
the shop keeper said OOOH a bucket

so L8er that day the man walks down the road and he starts to feel hungry so he walks into a Bun shop and said.
Can i have a Bum please, the shop keeper said Pardon ?
Can i have a Bum please the man repeated.
The shop keeper said OOOH a bun.

L8er that day the man walks down the road and meets a lady on his way, she asked him what the time was.

so he replied ' Hold my bum and fucket well i get my cock out'

 

[rayzor]

zzzzzzzzz

 

[Matmardigan]

Nude man in front of an Elephant

The Elephant checks the guy from top down till his feets and asks him totaly confused.

Do u realy can breath with that

 

[Bloodaxe_Springskalle]

Nude man in front of an Elephant

The Elephant checks the guy from top down till his feets and asks him totaly confused.

Do u realy can breath with that

an SB with 70 arrows in her stands around TK in OF and Matmardigan thinks "if i shoot too ill get 1 RP dont i?"

 

[Vodkafairy]

Little girl asks her mother, "why do people go to heaven with their legs up?". Mother is confused and asks, "ehhh, what?".

Girl explains, "well, I just saw the girl from next door on the kitchen table with her legs up screaming OH GOD OH GOD IM COMING".

Good thing her father was on top of her or she'd have went for sure.

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was in some dutch tv show, they prolly stole it aswell, but it made me laugh cus im really easily amused

gn

 

[Matmardigan]

an SB with 70 arrows in her stands around TK in OF and Matmardigan thinks "if i shoot too ill get 1 RP dont i?"

my elephant 1 was better

 

[Eeben]

A chinese man went to the docots and said
' Me No Feel well'
The doctor replied
' When i dont feel well i go home and make love to my wife'


The next day the chinese man comes back to the doctors and says

' Me feel well now, u have a nice house'

this fun was fun give some more jokes im bored

 

[Jeffery]

hehe
i got a good website if u guys wanna prank call some people

http://www.killsometime.com/Soundboards/Celebrity-Soundboards.asp

 

[Toxick]

2 fish in a tank, one fish turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?"

2 susages in a frying pan, one turns to the other and says, "jeez it's hot in here"
the other one shouts "AHHH A TALKING SUSAGE!"

 

[Thorwyn]

It´s christmas and the two brothers Jimmi and Dan are getting their presents.
Jimmi gets a new computer, a playstation, a bike, a basketball, a football and a voucher for a trip to Disneyland. Dan gets a pair of socks.
Jimmi: "Hey Dan, is it possible that Mum and Dad love me MUUUCH more than they love you?"
Dan: "Hey Jimmi, is it possible, that you have cancer?"

 

[Cirandi]

Why are pirates called pirates?



























Because they ARRR!!!

 

[Basic_X]

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRR!!!

Popular place for a pirate? Arrgentina

 

[Korstes]

Buisness Man

It´s christmas and the two brothers Jimmi and Dan are getting their presents.
Jimmi gets a new computer, a playstation, a bike, a basketball, a football and a voucher for a trip to Disneyland. Dan gets a pair of socks.
Jimmi: "Hey Dan, is it possible that Mum and Dad love me MUUUCH more than they love you?"
Dan: "Hey Jimmi, is it possible, that you have cancer?"

Aww thats an evul joke lol



3buisness men are stranded on an island
the king of the island says to the 3 men that if they bring back
3 fruits then he wont kill htem. So the 1st buisness man comes back with 10 apples, then king says to him if u can get 10 apples up ur arse without wincing or laughing i wont shoot u, So come to the 2nd apple and the man started to wince and king shot him dead.
The 2nd buisness man come back with apples too, so the king told him the same rules (no wincing or laughing) the man got to the 9th apple and started to laugh so the king shot him dead.
Now up in heaven the 1st buisness man said to the 2nd if u was so close to the end why did u start laughing?
The 2nd buisness man replied with i saw the other bloke coming with a

Watermelon.....