If anyone cares about me

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Karlo

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Ok I been away a bit after havign severe girldfriend troubles, heartbreak and torment.

Anyways Im back now, feeling much better, Im a free and single man and I guess thats not a bad thing :clap:

I wanna thank my guild for being supportive through this, and my in game mates. Other then elajt who only offered to stab her eyes out. Thanks mates.

Especially to cplcarrot who did actually have some really sound words of advise.

Cheers guys.

Also a massive massive massive thanks to lloth from hib, known her in real life for a while now from diablo and I dont think I could have really got through this without her listening to me on the phone for hours. Thanks hun
 
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zenith_merc

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Welcome back

Oh, ofc we will help :) Glad that you are back Karlo. Get us some nice mezzing :D
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Don't mention it...:rolleyes:

I'm surprised Apathy helped you through your dark hours; he is usually taunting orphans into commiting suicide. :)

<edit> Forgot the roll eyes emote. D'oh. My entire post looked almost sympathetic without it. :$
 
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Karlo

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Originally posted by Sissyfoo
Don't mention it...:rolleyes:

I'm surprised Apathy helped you through your dark hours; he is usually taunting orphans into commiting suicide. :)

<edit> Forgot the roll eyes emote. D'oh. My entire post looked almost sympathetic without it. :$
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I dont want your sympathy :p its been hard enough without dealing with that too :p
 
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Rushie

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glad ur back m8, hope we cheered u up when u needed it most :)
 
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Apathy

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Does anyone else have tawdry details of their pathetic lives they wish to share with other computer game playing people on an internet forum or are we all done here?

Come on. Some of you must be getting bullied at school. Doing poorly in exams. Know a girl you really like but she's way out of your league because she doesn't wear a retainer and trainers from Shoefayre. Parents splitting up. Hair growing in places where there was no hair before.

COME ON! GIVE US YOUR TRAUMA! FEEL THE LOVE! SEE THE CARING!

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Apathy

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DAOC geeks offering each other love-life advice is like a group of one-legged men taking part in a charity football match to raise money for the homeless, of course.

"There's this girl and..."

"THERE IS NO GIRL! THAT'S A PORN WEBSITE!"

"Nooo...she is reeeeeal!"

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Aldoran

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umm

riiiiiiiight


let's get ur medication now apathy...
 
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Bellona

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haha gotta love every time apathy writes something :D
 
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Aldoran

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omg

hmmmmmm

VIVA BELGIUM ITS CHOCOLATELAND IT PWNS UR VALLEY OF THE SAUSAGES!
 
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Karam_gruul

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people that know how to use the internet, let alone an online game, dont have girlfriends irl. part from me coz i pwn
 
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Karlo

Guest
Originally posted by Apathy
Does anyone else have tawdry details of their pathetic lives they wish to share with other computer game playing people on an internet forum or are we all done here?

Come on. Some of you must be getting bullied at school. Doing poorly in exams. Know a girl you really like but she's way out of your league because she doesn't wear a retainer and trainers from Shoefayre. Parents splitting up. Hair growing in places where there was no hair before.

COME ON! GIVE US YOUR TRAUMA! FEEL THE LOVE! SEE THE CARING!

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OH APATHY!! OH YES!!! THATS IT!!! BUTT FUCK ME YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!

Seriously. Irl.
 
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Apathy

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Seriously, I am the closest thing you'll get to a girl unless you can convince Eggy to wear that Monroe wig. :/

But don't take your frustration out on me! Why not...play a few computer games? Maybe read a comic book or two. Masturbate furiously whilst watching the Sugababes dance on MTV. IT'S ALL GOOD.

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Karlo

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Originally posted by Apathy
Seriously, I am the closest thing you'll get to a girl unless you can convince Eggy to wear that Monroe wig. :/

But don't take your frustration out on me! Why not...play a few computer games? Maybe read a comic book or two. Masturbate furiously whilst watching the Sugababes dance on MTV. IT'S ALL GOOD.

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haha!! No seriously your not :p Not everyone playing daoc must adhere to the apathy rules of life.

1. Tho must not have sexual relations with any women, unless it be your mum.
2. Tho must try to make witty comments where appropriate to become legendary in your own right.
3. Tho must wear latex clothing to work in case the office dog gets frisky
4. Tho must try to bring other people down in order to try and maintain an erection.
5. Tho must not steal choclate biscuits from little children unless you ask there parents first.

^^
 
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Apathy

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They're not rules. They are tacit observations!

Go on, cupcake. Prove me wrong...prove me wrong!

~waits another "WOO! I WENT OUT AND GOT DRUNK AND IT WAS SO SWEET! DUUUUUDE!" thread~

Couldn't be any sadder even if you just sat at home and drank meths by yourself. :(

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Ekydus

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Atleast then we'll get an in-depth perspective of the taste of each individual drink he consumes, eh?
 
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Karlo

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Originally posted by Apathy
They're not rules. They are tacit observations!

Go on, cupcake. Prove me wrong...prove me wrong!

~waits another "WOO! I WENT OUT AND GOT DRUNK AND IT WAS SO SWEET! DUUUUUDE!" thread~

Couldn't be any sadder even if you just sat at home and drank meths by yourself. :(

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All life is governed by rules and behaviours. Not observations.

Just the rules (observations) you created for yourself seem to follow strict guidelines to try and make yourself appear witty.

Insecurity complex maybe? Or is that the child you have typing on the laptop in your bathroom is getting a little tired of you wiping him and telling him what to write.

Screaming "BAd CHILD!! WHAT HAS DADDY APATHY TOLD YOU!!! YOU KNOW WHATS COMING NOW DONT YOU!"

Poor poor peasent children :(
 
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Eggy

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Originally posted by Apathy
They're not rules. They are tacit observations!

Go on, cupcake. Prove me wrong...prove me wrong!

~waits another "WOO! I WENT OUT AND GOT DRUNK AND IT WAS SO SWEET! DUUUUUDE!" thread~

Couldn't be any sadder even if you just sat at home and drank meths by yourself. :(

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tbh, sitting on your ass all day, every day, hitting refresh every 2 mins on BW posts, insulting people, hijacking innocent posts, assuming you're god even though everyone knows you're shite at camelot (especially mezzing), calling people cupcake and generally whoring the forums is sadder, imho. We write about evenings out because for a lot of people it brings a smile to their face on a depressing Monday morning. So, instead of replying to this post with another "witty" comment, how about going outside, or getting a job, or both.
 
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Apathy

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I am going to start logging all aspects of my life through BW from now on.

Look forward to such scintillating threads as -

FAO : The binman (Stop upsetting the lawn.)

MY TRIP TO THE BAKERY

OMG I AM SO WELL-RESTED AFTER A FULL NIGHT OF SLEEP!

Fifty percent of communication with my Real Life friends takes place through the internet - see hilarious chat logs in here!

Wah! I got pwned by Damini's highly more believable assessment of a situation!

Peaches or Satsumas?

I hate the broken taps in the upstairs bathroom!

An interesting newspaper article I read - see my discursive opinions here!

OMG! I owe eBay £6.85 and they are threatening to send bailiffs to my house!

Corduroy - why I love it.

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Ekydus

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I seriously hate Mondays. I seem to suffer from some complex where as I can't sleep on Sundays and I end up falling asleep 5 minutes before I get up.
 
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Apathy

Guest
Originally posted by Ekydus
I seriously hate Mondays. I seem to suffer from some complex where as I can't sleep on Sundays and I end up falling asleep 5 minutes before I get up.
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Sounds like the sort of thing you'd want to start a thread about on BW.

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Karlo

Guest
Originally posted by Apathy
I am going to start logging all aspects of my life through BW from now on.

Look forward to such scintillating threads as -

FAO : The binman (Stop upsetting the lawn.)

MY TRIP TO THE BAKERY

OMG I AM SO WELL-RESTED AFTER A FULL NIGHT OF SLEEP!

Fifty percent of communication with my Real Life friends takes place through the internet - see hilarious chat logs in here!

Wah! I got pwned by Damini's highly more believable assessment of a situation!

Peaches or Satsumas?

I hate the broken taps in the upstairs bathroom!

An interesting newspaper article I read - see my discursive opinions here!

OMG! I owe eBay £6.85 and they are threatening to send bailiffs to my house!

Corduroy - why I love it.

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TBH this would make you a much more interesting person. But it still shows that you dont have much of a life if thats all you can talk about :(

Please apathy. I want to know about the last time you went out. Some kind of history lesson recalling the night you got wasted before you got your first computer and was introuduced to the internet would really be a deep and meaninful insite of the sort of person you were until such a terrible and tragic thing happened to you.. the net!
 
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