I always feel like a man when..

[old.Osy]

... when i fart during peeing at urinals.

 

[CorNokZ]

Wave scumbags off my hot sister in law because they act like creeps eventhough I am already dancing with her

 

[old.Osy]

Wave scumbags off my hot sister in law because they act like creeps eventhough I am already dancing with her

You so want her.

 

[Madmaxx]

Wave scumbags off my hot sister in law because they act like creeps eventhough I am already dancing with her

something like this ?

 

[Lamp]

Isn't that Sam Gamgee?

 

[Access Denied]

Isn't that Sam Gamgee?

Yup. Or as I prefer to remember him. That guy from The Goonies.

 

[CorNokZ]

You so want her.

Can honestly say that I don't

 

[Wij]

...I'm on Clapham Common.

 

[megadave]

When I piss sitting down, oh wait...

 

[Wij]

I can't piss sitting down unless I'm absolutely busting. Normally after a shit I stand up and try to carve the shit into pieces with my stream to aid flushing.

 

[Lamp]

...when I fix something the Mrs thinks is broken

This afternoon it was the toaster. Fuse had gone

We got one of these as a present years ago
http://www.johnlewis.com/230872031/Product.aspx

I'm not shelling out £200 on a fecking toaster unless it can project lesbian porn on the kitchen wall whilst picking the winner at the 3 o'clock at Exeter.

 

[Sydrik]

..............I only have to wipe once

 

[old.Osy]

I can't piss sitting down unless I'm absolutely busting. Normally after a shit I stand up and try to carve the shit into pieces with my stream to aid flushing.

Everyone does that. Downside is, it fucking reeks.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Everyone does that. Downside is, it fucking reeks.

No they don't 'cause that's f*cking weird

 

[CorNokZ]

No they don't 'cause that's f*cking weird

This! Fuck! What is wrong with you guys!?

 

[old.Osy]

Well Wij is Wij and i'm foreign. Nuff said?

 

[megadave]

when i push out poo wee comes out anyway

 

[Cerb]

I open a jar the missus wasn't able to.

 

[megadave]

i walk past a female jogger

 

[CorNokZ]

Tell the GF we're watching Con Air for the third time this week, just because it is on again

Bonus info:

in 1996-97 Nicolas Cage starred in three movies: The Rock, Con Air and Face/off! Boy what a year! What an actor!

 

[Lamp]

I give my balls a good scratch when talking to the Mrs. The expression on her face.

"Don't do that"

 

[sayward]

I often feel like a man. But I don't think that's what you meant.

 

[Lamp]

when sharing a "the Mrs is giving me ear-ache" roll-eyes-look at the bloke next to me thru the car window or in the supermarket

 

[fettoken]

Definately when having sex with a female, and you notice it really is too tight and you start getting "skavsår". And she is somewhat struggling (kind of like when you get new shoes, and the toes ache because they are not stretched out enough yet) im like f*CK YEAH.

 

[Bigmac]

I thought you were going to mention booting a ex out of your flat.

 

[Lamp]

you start getting "skavsår"

sores on your Skeksis? You need ointment.

 

[Cerb]

Maybe she ain't wet enough?

 

[fettoken]

I thought you were going to mention booting a ex out of your flat.

It didn't feel as rewarding tho.

Maybe she ain't wet enough?

Good one, but no. I spit often, it should have been fine.


Anyway, i think every man should experience this at least once. Good man boost.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Definately when having sex with a female, and you notice it really is too tight and you start getting "skavsår". And she is somewhat struggling (kind of like when you get new shoes, and the toes ache because they are not stretched out enough yet) im like f*CK YEAH.

Wrong hole.

 

[soze]

Manage to throw something into the trolley (distance and angle are extra points) while shopped only to see your missus shake her head. Bonus point if another poor trolley pusher saw it and cried "Shot"