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i fart so hard that any japanese in the area immediately phone home to make sure everyone is alright
 

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stepping into the kitchen covered in oil holding some strange contraption pulled from my motorbike while the Mrs and her mates are round :whistle:

"not in my sink you're not!" :twak:

pwnd again :censored:
 

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When I have that rough unshaven look on a Sunday morning after a night out.
 

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when I truthfully answer a lady-friend's question re "what are you thinking about" with "nothing".
 

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when I truthfully answer a lady-friend's question re "what are you thinking about" with "nothing".
According to folklore a real man would have truthfully answered "sex".
But I guess I'm not such a real man either :(
 

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When I randomly fix something in passing, at someone elses house. As in "fixed your toilet" at the inlaws house.

It had been "broken" for a couple of weeks apparently, loose fitting on the ball cock.
 

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According to folklore a real man would have truthfully answered "sex".
But I guess I'm not such a real man either :(
true dat. I suppose I'm talking about the void in between thinking about sex. ladies should be more considerate of the massive amount of context-switching a man does tbh.
 

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8 seconds? men think about sex every eight seconds? Eight? I went a whole 10 minutes once.
 

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when I eat my roast chicken dinner like a pig.

Gravy everywhere (down my top, all over the table, running down my arms). Bits of potato over the table. Chicken grease over my chops. Sod knife and fork. Get in there with your hands. Mop that gravy up with the spuds. Plate full of chicken bones. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Lovely :D

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