How tall are you?

[Yoni]

Sorry BigG it's one of my kinks... But this is about height not a debate on etiquette

 

[old.Tohtori]

Human beings should hold doors open for all human beings.

Except for ugly b*tches.

 

[sayward]

I'm 5'11''. I always thought if I married someone who was 5' the wedding photos would look ridiculous!

 

[Madmaxx]

fuck this thread.

 

[Job]

Short people live longer than tall people...well in the helicopter testing industry anyway.

 

[Edmond]

Had to go to the quacks for a mot, had blood taken a couple of weeks ago and went back Thursday for the results. Everything good, low cholesterol, blood pressure very good and all that, nothing to worry about.

Then she weighed me and said my BMI was a tiny bit over, and then she said 'but your height doesn't help' and gave a wry smile

 

[Lethul]

Cyclists drive me mad. Why do they think they can jump red lights so much???

bicyclists are way worse with that

 

[TdC]

Had to go to the quacks for a mot, had blood taken a couple of weeks ago and went back Thursday for the results. Everything good, low cholesterol, blood pressure very good and all that, nothing to worry about.

Then she weighed me and said my BMI was a tiny bit over, and then she said 'but your height doesn't help' and gave a wry smile

tell her you like shoes mate

 

[Madmaxx]

I had wry smile on face today and thought of this thread as I usually buy clothes in the small size but bought a jumper today which was extra small and you know what it fits nicely

Spoiler

 

[Billargh]

Sorry @Madmaxx

 

[Moriath]

Guess I am in the perfect category. God knows where all the gash was tho lol

 

[Edmond]

Hmmm...me too, the perfect height it seems, bang in the middle at 6'3"

 

[old.user4556]

Perfect height as dictated by an feggit on the internetz? Madness!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Perfect height as dictated by an feggit on the internetz? Madness!

TAlking about manlets none the less. Double wanker.

 

[Job]

I'm just tall enough to reach my hat.

 

[Trem]

@Edmond has to have turn ups on his pants.

 

[fettoken]

I'm heighting, with my fine-shoes i get a 6.3. Am i a dirty cheat?

 

[Edmond]

@Edmond has to have turn ups on his pants.

 

[Job]

Shot guys still get laid but tall girls don't get a look in

 

[Jupitus]

Shot guys still get laid but tall girls don't get a look in

OMG, Necrophilia alert!!!

*shoots himself*

 

[Trem]

Shot guys still get laid

I have never understood the appeal of necrophilia.


Edit - You shit jup......beat me by a second

 

[Jupitus]

I have never understood the appeal of necrophilia.


Edit - You shit jup......beat me by a second

Too slow, oldie!

 

[Overdriven]

King of Manlets. 5"10 1/2

 

[TdC]

5'8" is the perfect height, foos

 

[Trem]

5'8" is the perfect height, foos

We on about height 5'8" is barely recognised as such

Edit - I had to edit because my first abuse didn't make sense

 

[old.Tohtori]

Wel i'm a proud finnish dwarf at a staggering 5'6

 

[TdC]

I did notice that the nordic races generally come in two sizes: normal and ULTRANORSE!!!.

edit: I'm actually not sure Fins identify as nordic, but hey ho you know what I mean

 

[Jupitus]

Wel i'm a proud finnish dwarf at a staggering 5'6

Ha! You're even shorter than me!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ha! You're even shorter than me!!!!

It's ok, the extra inches went to other places

Namely your mother.

 

[Jupitus]

It's ok, the extra inches went to other places

Namely your mother.