Then it could be sent in to 'Thats Life'
Sorry, old reference for the older members
i can see that the main bit goes up my bum, but where does the litttle wiggly thing go???
The linings of the buttons don't look that liquid-resistant, I mean, do the buttons stop working if things get, well, you know.....a little bit moist?
And it looks inside like a freakin' pinball machine inside, I've never seen a woman sat on the corner of one of those enjoying herself, but then maybe I don't go to rough enough bars....
the Buy Button Doesn't Work :<
The linings of the buttons don't look that liquid-resistant, I mean, do the buttons stop working if things get, well, you know.....a little bit moist?
That looks like something I'd expect to see in the hands of some alien just before I get probed and mind wiped......
Then it could be sent in to 'Thats Life'
Sorry, old reference for the older members
A dildo can't kiss whilst your stuffing her
They are usually water proof and the metal balls inside just add to the motion and movement pressure...so Ive been told.
A dildo can't kiss whilst your stuffing her, can't eat her muff, cant bend her over and take utter control
Get a hold of yourself you pussy!
That looks like something I'd expect to see in the hands of some alien just before I get probed and mind wiped......
It doesn't come with a built in MP3 player, with a collection of degrading pillow talk/dirty talk for 'her' pleasure.
Nor will it pay for dinner and drinks (Although I'd love to see Ann Summers build one with one of those 'electronic swipe' devices like there try in with mobile phones).
will it sleep on the wet side?
No, but you could always kiss this afterwards........