Help how does a man compete with this?

[tris-]

its got about 20 more balls then we do and an extra attachement

 

[TdC]

wow, my co>< looks just like it!

 

[Bugz]

The buy button doesn't work :<

 

[russell]

yippeee

 

[CorNokZ]

It's so good, even I use it!

 

[Edmond]

i can see that the main bit goes up my bum, but where does the litttle wiggly thing go???

 

[Bugz]

If you painted it orange, for purely random reasons, it would look like a carrot giving two fingers to someone.

I thought that was quite a cool feature - maybe only those who don't need one can see this?

 

[Edmond]

Then it could be sent in to 'Thats Life'

Sorry, old reference for the older members

 

[Deebs]

Then it could be sent in to 'Thats Life'

Sorry, old reference for the older members

You mean like me?

 

[sayward]

Mmmmmmmm.

 

[Edmond]

Yep, but you knew what i meant though didn't you??

 

[old.Tohtori]

i can see that the main bit goes up my bum, but where does the litttle wiggly thing go???

Under the sack!

Or if you're really adventurous, to stimulate your prostate

Think about it....

 

[kiliarien]

The linings of the buttons don't look that liquid-resistant, I mean, do the buttons stop working if things get, well, you know.....a little bit moist?

And it looks inside like a freakin' pinball machine inside, I've never seen a woman sat on the corner of one of those enjoying herself, but then maybe I don't go to rough enough bars....

 

[russell]

The linings of the buttons don't look that liquid-resistant, I mean, do the buttons stop working if things get, well, you know.....a little bit moist?

And it looks inside like a freakin' pinball machine inside, I've never seen a woman sat on the corner of one of those enjoying herself, but then maybe I don't go to rough enough bars....

They are usually water proof and the metal balls inside just add to the motion and movement pressure...so Ive been told.

 

[echome]

But it can't pee her in the face for me...

 

[Lamp]

the Buy Button Doesn't Work :<

Lolz

 

[Laddey]

A dildo can't kiss whilst your stuffing her, can't eat her muff, cant bend her over and take utter control

Get a hold of yourself you pussy!

 

[tris-]

i wonder if we can buy things like this in future as a bionic cock add on kit.

 

[crispy]

Who need to compete when you can smash?

Pretty easy to deal with if you ask me

 

[Golena]

The linings of the buttons don't look that liquid-resistant, I mean, do the buttons stop working if things get, well, you know.....a little bit moist?

Spot the engineer!

 

[Aoami]

IT even looks like the clit tickler is giving two fingers to bloke-kind as well

 

[Shagrat]

That looks like something I'd expect to see in the hands of some alien just before I get probed and mind wiped......

 

[TdC]

you being mind-wiped means it could actually be happening! like several times a night! o0

 

[Golena]

That looks like something I'd expect to see in the hands of some alien just before I get probed and mind wiped......

As long as they keep those 2 activities in that order i'm happy.

When they swap them round, i'm one pissed earthling!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

It doesn't come with a built in MP3 player, with a collection of degrading pillow talk/dirty talk for 'her' pleasure.

Nor will it pay for dinner and drinks (Although I'd love to see Ann Summers build one with one of those 'electronic swipe' devices like there try in with mobile phones).

 

[Sparx]

will it sleep on the wet side?

 

[Ezteq]

Then it could be sent in to 'Thats Life'

Sorry, old reference for the older members

lol they could do a feature on it along with garden furniture that is capable of cutting a carrot in half

*puts on dodgy scotts accent*

"Now imagine if that was your childs fingers!"

.... actually that could be misread as something really really sick.

as russell said, Yippeeeee!

 

[Edmond]

A dildo can't kiss whilst your stuffing her

No, but you could always kiss this afterwards........

 

[kiliarien]

They are usually water proof and the metal balls inside just add to the motion and movement pressure...so Ive been told.

Yeah...right, so you've been told

A dildo can't kiss whilst your stuffing her, can't eat her muff, cant bend her over and take utter control

Get a hold of yourself you pussy!

You are one mighty lover!! Though clearly any woman needs to watch for your domination aspects and be fully aware of them.

That looks like something I'd expect to see in the hands of some alien just before I get probed and mind wiped......

Your avatar speaks for itself, Quincy would knock the rabbit out the park every day of the week! He'd do the probing and then shag the alien's mum.

It doesn't come with a built in MP3 player, with a collection of degrading pillow talk/dirty talk for 'her' pleasure.

Nor will it pay for dinner and drinks (Although I'd love to see Ann Summers build one with one of those 'electronic swipe' devices like there try in with mobile phones).

Lol - I have a crazy image of an MP3 player vibrator, I'm not sure that's good.
Though I could be persuaded to be paid to make the MP3 files for them to use

will it sleep on the wet side?

Well if you're scottish, isn't the wet patch on the floor where you spilt your can of shitty McEwans?

 

[Cromcruaich]

No, but you could always kiss this afterwards........

Whats that, a happy torch?