eggy
Fledgling Freddie
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Vladamir said:Agreed, its full of crap
Come on, don't be anal.
Vladamir said:Agreed, its full of crap
eggy said:Come on, don't be anal.
tris- said:??
i just wanna know the best methods for shitting in a small tub man, im not here to be mocked.
~Latency~ said:Now you're just making an "ass" out of yourself!
cough
Haggus said:lol m80r im not mocking the fact that you have to shit into a tub. It's proberly due to have some kind of food poisoning ?
anyway, I was laughing at the fact you came on here to ask. It's quite lol.. but anyway - don't the docters have a free confidention hotline you can ring to get profession advice on stuff like this ?
eggy said:You're just scraping the bottom now.
this thread has gone down the toilettris- said:laugh away man.
sometimes shit just happens
Vladamir said:Spoken from experience?
Listerine said:One should simply purchase standard Cling-Film, which can be found at most superstores, then lift ur toilet seat up and cover the entire bowl with cling-Film(like people do in partys to fool people) and put the seat down and leave it and forget about it........ so the next time u got for a shit u'll shit all over the cling film WITHOUT KNOWING!(just make sure u dont go for a piss first else u'll get splashes) and u'll think oh fuk i shit on cling film, then u can just wrap it up and give it to the doc and because u forgot cling film was there and u shitted in a natural nd relaxed state u wont feel exploited or pressured.
job done!
this was actually recommended to my sis by the doc as a way to collect it.lol but the drugs he gave her to stop the diahorrea made her so constipated she didnt shit for days n couldnt get a sampleListerine said:One should simply purchase standard Cling-Film, which can be found at most superstores, then lift ur toilet seat up and cover the entire bowl with cling-Film..
evzy said:Scrape some dog poop up in ya local park n give em that imo - that'll fuck with their minds for at least ...3 seconds !
Lamp said:Eww...LMAO @ this thread